Movies That Pissed Me Off.
(here be spoilers) I'm trying to avoid old terrible sci-fi movies. Anyone could make a bad list of those so this is more of an eclectic mix.
List activity
1.7K views
• 1 this weekCreate a new list
List your movie, TV & celebrity picks.
55 titles
- DirectorAntony HoffmanStarsVal KilmerCarrie-Anne MossTom SizemoreAstronauts, and their robotic dog AMEE (Autonomous Mapping Evaluation and Evasion), search for solutions to save a dying Earth by searching on Mars, only to have the mission go terribly awry.The killer is a plant. That is all.
- DirectorDavid KelloggStarsVanilla IceKristin MinterNaomi CampbellA rapper gets stuck in a small town and falls for a local girl whose family is in witness protection.Ingredients list: Mix equal parts obnoxious 90's dancing, obnoxious jackets and bikes, long scenes of characters missing each other after spending a single afternoon together, and 'sarcastic' responses that do not make any sense whatsoever.
- DirectorJohn CarpenterStarsNatasha HenstridgeIce CubePam GrierIn 2176, a Martian police unit is sent to pick up a highly dangerous criminal at a remote mining post. Upon arrival, the cops find that the post has become a charnel house.Read the title again. Now you know why.
- DirectorBill RebaneHerschell Gordon LewisStarsPhilip MortonJune TravisGeorge PerryA space capsule crash-lands on Earth, and the astronaut aboard disappears. Is there a connection between the missing man and the monster roaming the area?This movie smells.
- DirectorJerry WarrenStarsKatherine VictorG.J. MitchellSteve BrodieBatwoman and her bevy of Batmaidens fight evil and dance.The worst scene in cinema history consists of "Batwoman" talking to ghost that keeps slipping into high-pitched Mandarin and nobody bothers to translate. This scene is at least ten minutes long.
- DirectorHarold P. WarrenStarsTom NeymanJohn ReynoldsDiane AdelsonA family gets lost on the road and stumbles upon a hidden, underground, devil-worshiping cult led by the fearsome Master and his servant Torgo.If Torgo doesn't haunt your dreams then you are more of a man than I.
- DirectorDon BartonArnold StevensStarsMarshall GrauerWade PopwellPaul GallowayA mad scientist transforms himself into an aquatic killer.I still hear this narrator's voice in my head. I shall never sleep again.
- DirectorKeenen Ivory WayansStarsMarlon WayansShawn WayansBusy PhilippsTwo disgraced FBI agents go way undercover in an effort to protect hotel heiresses the Wilson sisters from a kidnapping plot.Reverse the races that switch and suddenly it's a horribly racist piece of *beep*
- DirectorFrancis Ford CoppolaStarsMatt DillonMickey RourkeDiane LaneAbsent-minded street thug Rusty James struggles to live up to his legendary older brother's reputation, and longs for the days of gang warfare.The entire cast is amazing in this movie, seriously. The story apparently wasn't invited to the party. I couldn't tell you what this movie is about without saying the characters stand around whispering most of the time.
- DirectorMartha CoolidgeStarsNicolas CageDeborah ForemanElizabeth DailyJulie, a girl from the valley, meets Randy, a punk from the city. They are from different worlds and find love. Somehow they need to stay together in spite of her trendy, shallow friends.After they break up she doesn't really seem to be thinking about him at all so when they hook back up it doesn't really seem to matter at all. EVERY single scene doesn't end when it should. Instead they keep the camera on the actors just long enough for everything to be awkward.
- DirectorGeorge LucasStarsEwan McGregorLiam NeesonNatalie PortmanTwo Jedi escape a hostile blockade to find allies and come across a young boy who may bring balance to the Force, but the long dormant Sith resurface to claim their original glory.Jar-Jar and pod racing. Plus about 3 minutes of adding to the Star Wars lexicon. Less of a Star Wars movie and more of a Smokey And The Bandit sequel. This is clearly a movie for kids and there cannot be more evidence for this than a plot revolving around a monopoly on intergalactic trading.
- DirectorMichael HanekeStarsNaomi WattsTim RothMichael PittTwo psychopathic young men take a family hostage in their cabin.Bad guys break in. Husband kills bad guys. Rewind...no he didn't. Slash your wrists.
- DirectorJoel SchumacherStarsNicolas CageNicole KidmanCam GigandetAs they're held for ransom, a husband and wife's predicament grows more dire amid the discovery of betrayal and deception.Bad guys break in. Keep repeating they have to be out in ten minutes or else something happens. They stay for hours and shift the plot points a dozen times for no apparent reason.
- DirectorDominic SenaStarsNicolas CageRon PerlmanClaire Foy14th-century knights transport a suspected witch to a monastery, where monks deduce that her powers could be the source of the Black Plague.Apparently nobody told anyone in the cast what century this movie is set in.
- DirectorJohn WooStarsTom CruiseDougray ScottThandiwe NewtonIMF agent Ethan Hunt is sent to Sydney to find and destroy a genetically modified disease called "Chimera".First one was a spy movie. This one is a moving turd on fire.
- DirectorBarry SonnenfeldStarsTommy Lee JonesWill SmithRip TornAgent J is sent to find Agent K and restore his memory after the re-appearance of a case from K's past.How unfunny can we make this sequel to a funny movie? Let's find out.
- DirectorF. Gary GrayStarsDonald SutherlandMark WahlbergEdward NortonAfter being betrayed and left for dead in Italy, Charlie Croker and his team plan an elaborate gold heist against their former ally.You can actually see how much Edward Norton doesn't want to be in this movie based on his facial expressions.
- DirectorRoland EmmerichStarsJohn CusackThandiwe NewtonChiwetel EjioforA frustrated writer struggles to keep his family alive when a series of global catastrophes threatens to annihilate mankind.I love me some John Cusack but it's obvious John Cusack doesn't love him some 2012.
- 19641h 22mNot Rated2.3 (5.3K)DirectorRay Dennis StecklerStarsRay Dennis StecklerBrett O'HaraAtlas KingJerry falls in love with a stripper he meets at a carnival. Little does he know that she is the sister of a gypsy fortune teller whose predictions he had scoffed at earlier. The gypsy turns him into a zombie and he goes on a killing spree.I could hang out at the train tracks kicking around dirty, used needles on my way to a coal mine to my Zumba session and still not feel as dirty as I did watching this movie. If you love greasy haired foreigners...this is your movie.
- DirectorValerie BreimanStarsAdam SandlerBilly Bob ThorntonBilly ZaneA struggling young comedian takes a menial job on a cruise ship hoping for his big chance to make it in the world of cruise-ship comedy.If I get thrown overboard from the boat in this movie...don't come back with a life raft.
- DirectorChris SeaverStarsMeredith HostKurt IndovinaJesse GreenRiding the lofty coattails of the international tween sensation TWILIGHT, TAINTLIGHT is the tale of Stella, a young girl who falls in love with an ancient, beautifully-coifed bloodsucker named Edgar.Obviously this is a low budget movie. However they could have tried a little more than gluing a felt mustache to a guy's face and just taping the movie.
- DirectorGuy RitchieStarsMadonnaAdriano GianniniBruce GreenwoodA snooty socialite is stranded on a Mediterranean island with a communist sailor.It's like Guy Richie had a fetish of watching his wife bang an Italian dude on a beach for 2 hours but decided it would be weird to just ask outright so he took the safe route and wrote a movie about it instead. If that's the scenario, mission accomplished.
- DirectorBarry SonnenfeldStarsWill SmithKevin KlineKenneth BranaghThe two best special agents in the Wild West must save President Grant from the clutches of a diabolical, wheelchair-bound, steampunk-savvy, Confederate scientist bent on revenge for losing the Civil War.I would rather stick my dick in a random hole in the desert in the wild, wild west and see what happens than watch this movie again.
- DirectorJan de BontStarsSandra BullockJason PatricWillem DafoeA computer hacker breaks into the computer system of the Seabourn Legend cruise liner and sets it speeding on a collision course into a gigantic oil tanker.First problem: Do they want to emphasize the speed or the cruise control? Because as far as I'm concerned cruise control is the opposite of speed. Cruise is a leisurely term. Then the word control let's us know that the speed isn't out of hand.
Second problem: Everything in the movie. - DirectorRobert ZemeckisStarsJodie FosterMatthew McConaugheyTom SkerrittDr. Ellie Arroway, after years of searching, finds conclusive radio proof of extraterrestrial intelligence, sending plans for a mysterious machine.Jodie Foster almost goes to space, almost acts interested and almost makes a decent movie. However none of it actually happened. Matthew McConaughey was on set to deal drugs to the cast and crew.