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- DirectorWes CravenStarsHeather LangenkampRobert EnglundJf DavisA demonic force has chosen Freddy Krueger as its portal to the real world. Can Heather Langenkamp play the part of Nancy one last time and trap the evil trying to enter our world?Freddy Krueger: Come here. Come here, my little piggy. I got some gingerbread for ya.
- DirectorDwight H. LittleStarsRobert EnglundJill SchoelenAlex Hyde-WhiteA young soprano becomes the obsession of a horribly disfigured composer, who has plans for those who oppose him or the young singer.Erik Destler: I told you, YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE HERE!
- DirectorDwight H. LittleStarsRobert EnglundJill SchoelenAlex Hyde-WhiteA young soprano becomes the obsession of a horribly disfigured composer, who has plans for those who oppose him or the young singer.Erik Destler: Grrr! I waited a very long time for you to come back to me, my dear. We had a bargain, remember? Forever! Forever. [Christine grabs a sharp object] Christine Day: Not forever! [Christine stabs Erik]
- DirectorLen TalanStarsDavid WarnerHugh PollardNicola StapletonAfter being told to leave their home by their mother, Hansel and Gretel wrongly walk into the 'North woods' were they discover a delicious gingerbread house. Unbeknown to them it's a witch that lives there.Hansel: I was having such a beautiful dream.
Gretel: What did you dream?
Hansel: We lived in a beautiful castle, you and I, and we each had our own little pony to ride.
Gretel: What else?
Hansel: We didn’t have to do any chores, none at all. We were a prince and a princess, you see, and nobody could tell us what to do.
Gretel: Nobody?
Hansel: Nobody.
Gretel: (giggles) I like that dream.
Maria: Hansel! Gretel!
Hansel and Gretel: We’re coming, mother. - DirectorLen TalanStarsDavid WarnerHugh PollardNicola StapletonAfter being told to leave their home by their mother, Hansel and Gretel wrongly walk into the 'North woods' were they discover a delicious gingerbread house. Unbeknown to them it's a witch that lives there.Gretel: Oh, ask us another one, father.
Hansel: Yes, another riddle.
Stephan: All right. Uh, let me see. Yes, I’ve got one. What has arms, legs, but hasn’t got a head?
Hansel: Is it a fly?
Stephan: No.
Gretel: I know! I know! It’s a turtle.
Hansel: Silly, a turtle has a head.
Stephan: So does a fly, Hansel.
Gretel: Oh, tell us, father. What has arms, legs, but hasn’t got a head?
Stephan: A chair.
[Hansel and Gretel giggle]
Hansel: That was a hard one, father. I’ll stump you with a riddle. What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Gretel and Stephan: Lunch and dinner.
[Hansel and Gretel giggle] - DirectorWes CravenStarsHeather LangenkampRobert EnglundJf DavisA demonic force has chosen Freddy Krueger as its portal to the real world. Can Heather Langenkamp play the part of Nancy one last time and trap the evil trying to enter our world?Freddy Krueger: Hey Dylan, ever play skin the cat?
- DirectorLen TalanStarsDavid WarnerHugh PollardNicola StapletonAfter being told to leave their home by their mother, Hansel and Gretel wrongly walk into the 'North woods' were they discover a delicious gingerbread house. Unbeknown to them it's a witch that lives there.Hansel: Hooray! The witch is gone! Gretel: We did it!
- DirectorWes CravenStarsHeather LangenkampRobert EnglundJf DavisA demonic force has chosen Freddy Krueger as its portal to the real world. Can Heather Langenkamp play the part of Nancy one last time and trap the evil trying to enter our world?Freddy Krueger: Miss me?
- DirectorLen TalanStarsDavid WarnerHugh PollardNicola StapletonAfter being told to leave their home by their mother, Hansel and Gretel wrongly walk into the 'North woods' were they discover a delicious gingerbread house. Unbeknown to them it's a witch that lives there.Hansel: This bed is so comfortable. It’s like a cloud. I wish we could live here all the time.
Gretel: What about mother and father?
Hansel: Wouldn’t you like to live here and eat the good things Grizelda cooks and have her read us stories every night?
[Gretel nods her head]
Gretel: This is the most wonderful house in the whole world. - DirectorLen TalanStarsDavid WarnerHugh PollardNicola StapletonAfter being told to leave their home by their mother, Hansel and Gretel wrongly walk into the 'North woods' were they discover a delicious gingerbread house. Unbeknown to them it's a witch that lives there.Hansel: Come on, everybody. Let’s get out of this dreadful place. Other children: Hooray!
- DirectorMichael SchultzStarsRichard BenjaminJames CocoScatman CrothersTo inherit a fortune, various addressees of a will must compete in a wild scavenger hunt to collect selected items, but cannot be simply bought.Georgie Cruthers: Oh look, an indian.
[The indian aims his arrow at Georgie]
Georgie Cruthers: Uh, oh.
[Georgie hides behind his stuffed bear, Buzzy. The indian shoots Buzzy and Georgie sees what happened.]
Georgie Cruthers: Oh, god! They killed Buzzy! They killed Buzzy!
Indian: Oh, yeah! - DirectorDwight H. LittleStarsRobert EnglundJill SchoelenAlex Hyde-WhiteA young soprano becomes the obsession of a horribly disfigured composer, who has plans for those who oppose him or the young singer.[Erik pushes Christine on his bed and gets on top of her.]
Erik Destler: Faithfulness is not a quality that I admire in you, Christine.
[Erik laughs, as he takes off his mask. Christine screams]
Erik Destler: Desire is only a demon, Christine. Hell is getting what you desire.
Christine Day: Let me go!
Erik Destler: You will never leave here again, EVER!
[Erik hears intruders from a distance. He gets off Christine to kill them.]
Erik Destler: You can never leave. - DirectorWes CravenStarsHeather LangenkampRobert EnglundJf DavisA demonic force has chosen Freddy Krueger as its portal to the real world. Can Heather Langenkamp play the part of Nancy one last time and trap the evil trying to enter our world?Heather Langenkamp: Dylan, this is so violent. I don’t know why you like these stupid ol’ fairy tales.
Dylan Porter: Finish, please?
Heather Langenkamp: They’re gonna give you nightmares.
Dylan Porter: I like this story. - DirectorRonny YuStarsRobert EnglundKen KirzingerKelly RowlandFreddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees return to terrorize the teenagers of Elm Street. Only this time, they're out to get each other, too.Will Rollins: Come on, Lori. Let’s go. We can’t help her anymore. Lori Campbell: No! I’m staying! Will Rollins: Are you crazy? You got what you wanted. You pulled Freddy out and now he’s fighting Jason. Come on! What more do you want? Lori Campbell: He killed my mother, Will! It was Freddy. My dad covered it up to protect me. Will Rollins: Oh, my god. Lori Campbell: Look, he has taken everything away from us! He has ruined both of our pasts and I am not leaving until I see him die!
- DirectorWes CravenStarsHeather LangenkampRobert EnglundJf DavisA demonic force has chosen Freddy Krueger as its portal to the real world. Can Heather Langenkamp play the part of Nancy one last time and trap the evil trying to enter our world?Heather Langenkamp: [to Freddy Krueger] Leave him alone!
- DirectorRonny YuStarsRobert EnglundKen KirzingerKelly RowlandFreddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees return to terrorize the teenagers of Elm Street. Only this time, they're out to get each other, too.[Freddy transports Lori to her house]
Lori Campbell: Noooo! - DirectorLen TalanStarsDavid WarnerHugh PollardNicola StapletonAfter being told to leave their home by their mother, Hansel and Gretel wrongly walk into the 'North woods' were they discover a delicious gingerbread house. Unbeknown to them it's a witch that lives there.Gretel: I’m hungry. I wish we still had those berries.
- DirectorDwight H. LittleStarsRobert EnglundJill SchoelenAlex Hyde-WhiteA young soprano becomes the obsession of a horribly disfigured composer, who has plans for those who oppose him or the young singer.[Last line] [Christine leaves Erik and rips his music] Erik Destler: Noooo!
- DirectorDwight H. LittleStarsRobert EnglundJill SchoelenAlex Hyde-WhiteA young soprano becomes the obsession of a horribly disfigured composer, who has plans for those who oppose him or the young singer.Erik Destler: Only love and music are forever.
- DirectorMichael SchultzStarsMario Van PeeblesHolly Robinson PeeteMichael J. PaganBank robbers on the run from the police invade a mansion and take the owners hostage.[Kendell is badly injured.]
Delany Breckett: Is there any medicine in the house?
Rodney Sawayer: I don’t know.
Delany Breckett: IS THERE ANY MEDICINE IN THE HOUSE?! - DirectorLen TalanStarsDavid WarnerHugh PollardNicola StapletonAfter being told to leave their home by their mother, Hansel and Gretel wrongly walk into the 'North woods' were they discover a delicious gingerbread house. Unbeknown to them it's a witch that lives there.[Hansel and Gretel slept in the forest.]
Hansel: I dreamt that angels came to protect us last night. Beautiful angels. A boy and a girl.
Gretel: Maybe it wasn’t a dream. We’re safe. - DirectorRaja GosnellStarsAlex D. LinzOlek KrupaRya KihlstedtAlex Pruitt, an 8-year-old boy living in Chicago, must fend off international spies who seek a top-secret computer chip in his toy car.Peter Beaupre: [to Alex] Today you learned something. There is a price to be paid for being a good citizen.
- DirectorWes CravenStarsHeather LangenkampRobert EnglundJf DavisA demonic force has chosen Freddy Krueger as its portal to the real world. Can Heather Langenkamp play the part of Nancy one last time and trap the evil trying to enter our world?Heather Langenkamp: Night, night. Sleep tight.
Dylan Porter: Don’t let the bed bugs bite. - DirectorMichael SchultzStarsMario Van PeeblesHolly Robinson PeeteMichael J. PaganBank robbers on the run from the police invade a mansion and take the owners hostage.[Upon looking for Rodney with a shotgun.]
Delany Breckett: Friends and neighbors, it’s huntin’ season! - DirectorDwight H. LittleStarsRobert EnglundJill SchoelenAlex Hyde-WhiteA young soprano becomes the obsession of a horribly disfigured composer, who has plans for those who oppose him or the young singer.Erik Destler: Nooo! Christiiine! Come baaack!
- DirectorMichael SchultzStarsMario Van PeeblesHolly Robinson PeeteMichael J. PaganBank robbers on the run from the police invade a mansion and take the owners hostage.[Delaney’s been informed that the money is gone.]
Delany Breckett: Get… it… BACK! - DirectorRonny YuStarsRobert EnglundKen KirzingerKelly RowlandFreddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees return to terrorize the teenagers of Elm Street. Only this time, they're out to get each other, too.Freddy Krueger: Nooo! She’s mine! Mine! Miiine!
- DirectorGuy MagarStarsClaudette MinkKyle CassieMichael IronsideWhen a girl named Jamie repeatedly tries to contact her grandmother to no avail, she investigates by going to her apartment in Omaha Nebraska....only to find that it's been condemned and overtaken by possessed children! As she digs deeper, she discovers a dark secret about her grandmother & awakens a dark, demonic force that wants Jamie dead and will stop at nothing.Abel: There is no escape! It is destined!
- DirectorJack SholderStarsRobert EnglundMark PattonKim MyersA teenage boy is haunted in his dreams by deceased child murderer Freddy Krueger, who is out to possess him in order to continue his reign of terror in the real world.Freddy Krueger: You are all my children now.
- DirectorVictor FlemingKing VidorStarsJudy GarlandFrank MorganRay BolgerYoung Dorothy Gale and her dog Toto are swept away by a tornado from their Kansas farm to the magical Land of Oz, and embark on a quest with three new friends to see the Wizard, who can return her to her home and fulfill the others' wishes.[Last line] Dorothy Gale: There's no place like home.
- DirectorMichael SchultzStarsMario Van PeeblesHolly Robinson PeeteMichael J. PaganBank robbers on the run from the police invade a mansion and take the owners hostage.Louis Sykes: Nah, he’s gotta be here somewhere.
Delany Breckett: (murmers) He’s here. (louder) He’s hiding… IN MY HOUSE! - DirectorWes CravenStarsHeather LangenkampRobert EnglundJf DavisA demonic force has chosen Freddy Krueger as its portal to the real world. Can Heather Langenkamp play the part of Nancy one last time and trap the evil trying to enter our world?Freddy Krueger: [to Heather] Naaancy.
- DirectorRachel TalalayStarsRobert EnglundLisa ZaneShon GreenblattDream-haunting Freddy Krueger returns once again to prowl the nightmares of Springwood's last surviving teenager, and of a woman whose personal connection to Krueger may mean his doom.Freddy Krueger: In dreams, I am forever. (laughs) Too bad you're not.
- DirectorWes CravenStarsHeather LangenkampJohnny DeppRobert EnglundTeenager Nancy Thompson must uncover the dark truth concealed by her parents after she and her friends become targets of the spirit of a serial killer with a bladed glove in their dreams, in which if they die, it kills them in real life.Tina Gray: Please God.
[Freddy holds up his glove]
Freddy Krueger: This... is God. - DirectorSteven SpielbergStarsDustin HoffmanRobin WilliamsJulia RobertsWhen Captain James Hook kidnaps his children, an adult Peter Pan must return to Neverland and reclaim his youthful spirit in order to challenge his old enemy.Captain Hook: Peter. I swear to you wherever you go, wherever you are, I vow there will always be daggers buried in notes signed James Hook. They will be flung into doors of your children's children's children, do you hear me? Peter Pan: What do you want, old man? Captain Hook: Just you. Peter Pan: You got me, James Hook. Pan, the adventurer, is back. Captain Hook: And the hook is waiting, Peter Pan.
- DirectorJonathan LynnStarsEileen BrennanTim CurryMadeline KahnSix guests are anonymously invited to a strange mansion for dinner, but after their host is killed, they must cooperate with the staff to identify the murderer as the bodies pile up.Professor Plum: The door's locked!
Mr. Green: I know...
Professor Plum: Then unlock it!
Mr. Green: Where's the key?
Wadsworth: The key is gone!
Professor Plum: Never mind about the key! Unlock the door!
Mr. Green: I can't unlock the door without the key! Let us in! Let us in!
Colonel Mustard and Ms. Scarlet: Let us out! Let us out! - DirectorNeal IsraelStarsErnie Reyes Sr.Rob SchneiderErnie Reyes Jr.Two boys learn from a mysterious warrior that they are the heirs to the throne of Patusan and set out to overthrow the current monarchy.[Johnny screams in a dark room]
Adam: Johnny! You okay?
[Johnny enters the next room, where Adam and Iggy are in]
Johnny: Hey, guys? What's tall, dark, wears a patch, and always seems to be on my butt?
[Zatch enters the room]
Zatch: Do you see how easily I could've killed you, if i was sent by Colonel Chi?
Adam: Oh, that's a big challenge. I'm eleven years old. Why don't you just give yourself a big pat on the back? - DirectorMichael SchultzStarsRichard BenjaminJames CocoScatman CrothersTo inherit a fortune, various addressees of a will must compete in a wild scavenger hunt to collect selected items, but cannot be simply bought.Stuart Selsome: Out of order?! What do you mean out of order? This is ridiculous. It can’t be out of order. It was working just a second ago.
Elevator Repairman: I’m sorry, but it’s not working now.
Stuart Selsome: But, it was working just a second ago!
Elevator Repairman: Well, Einstein, look at me. A second ago, I was standing here talking to a moron. - DirectorJoel CoenEthan CoenStarsGeorge ClooneyJohn TurturroTim Blake NelsonIn the deep south during the 1930s, three escaped convicts search for hidden treasure while a relentless lawman pursues them.Ulysses Everett McGill: I’m a Dopper Dan man.
- DirectorJohn TurturroStarsJohn TurturroMichael BadaluccoCarl CapotortoMac is the ambitious, overbearing, irresistible oldest of three brothers who struggle against all odds to scrape together enough money to start their own business in Queens, New York.Mr. Polowski: (referring to a piece of wood) What the fuc* is this?
Vico Vitelli: This is a bathtub.
Mr. Polowski: Don't get smart with me. Go take a walk. I want to speak with your brother.
Vico Vitelli: Take a walk? Where?
Mr. Polowski: Get a bunch of two by fours and pile them over there. I want this wall in before noon.
Vico Vitelli: Okay boss.
Mr. Polowski: That's right. I am the boss. - DirectorRaja GosnellStarsAlex D. LinzOlek KrupaRya KihlstedtAlex Pruitt, an 8-year-old boy living in Chicago, must fend off international spies who seek a top-secret computer chip in his toy car.[Peter grabs Alex, lifts him up, and puts him down hard on a tool table] Peter Beaupre: Give me the chip! Alex Pruitt: It doesn't belong to you. It's not yours.
- DirectorLes MayfieldStarsMartin LawrenceLuke WilsonPeter GreeneA former convict poses as a cop to retrieve a diamond he stole years ago.Jean LeFleur: Do you want to prove you're not a cop?
Miles Logan: Yeah.
Jean LeFleur: You say he's lying.
Miles Logan: Damn right he's lyin'.
Jean LeFleur: Shoot him. Shoot him.
Miles Logan: No problem.
[Miles shoots Deacon in the arm]
Deacon: Shi*!
[Deacon lunges for Miles, but a drug dealer holds him back]
Deacon: You son of a bitch!
Jean LeFleur: I meant kill him.
Miles Logan: But you didn't say that. You just said, "Shoot him."
Jean LeFleur: Now…, you want to prove you're not a cop?
Miles Logan: Yeah.
Jean LeFleur: Kill him.
Miles Logan: Ain't no comin' back for him. - DirectorJonathan LynnStarsEileen BrennanTim CurryMadeline KahnSix guests are anonymously invited to a strange mansion for dinner, but after their host is killed, they must cooperate with the staff to identify the murderer as the bodies pile up.Professor Plum: So, everything is explained.
Ms. Scarlet: Nothing's explained. We still don't know who killed him!
Wadsworth: Well, the point is, we've got to find out in the next thirty-nine minutes. Before the police arrive!
Mrs. Peacock: My God, we can't have them come here now--
Mr. Green: But... how can we possibly find out which of you did it?
Professor Plum: What do you mean which of "you" did it?
Mr. Green: Well, I didn't do it!
Wadsworth: Well, one of us did. We all had the opportunity, we all had a motive.
Mr. Scarlet: Great. We'll all go to the chair.
Professor Plum: Maybe it wasn't one of us.
Colonel Mustard: Well, who else could it have been?
Professor Plum: Who else is in the house?
Wadsworth and Yvette: Only the (ze) cook.
All: The cook! - DirectorRonny YuStarsRobert EnglundKen KirzingerKelly RowlandFreddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees return to terrorize the teenagers of Elm Street. Only this time, they're out to get each other, too.Lori Campbell: Freddy! Go to hell!
- DirectorMichael SchultzStarsRichard BenjaminJames CocoScatman CrothersTo inherit a fortune, various addressees of a will must compete in a wild scavenger hunt to collect selected items, but cannot be simply bought.Mildred Cruthers: Give it up, Selsome! Give it up!
Stuart Selsome: I’ll get it any time, now. I’m finding my range.
Georgie Cruthers: Well, god. Hurry it up and find it, will ya? I’m tired of standing around here. - StarsNatalie GregorySheila AllenRed ButtonsAlice is in Looking Glass Land, where she meets many creatures and attempts to avoid the Jabberwocky (Tom McLoughlin), a monster that appears due to her being afraid.Alice: Dinah, dear, you think I’m grown up, don’t you?
- DirectorRachel TalalayStarsRobert EnglundLisa ZaneShon GreenblattDream-haunting Freddy Krueger returns once again to prowl the nightmares of Springwood's last surviving teenager, and of a woman whose personal connection to Krueger may mean his doom.Freddy Krueger: Every town has an elm street.
- DirectorDwight H. LittleStarsRobert EnglundJill SchoelenAlex Hyde-WhiteA young soprano becomes the obsession of a horribly disfigured composer, who has plans for those who oppose him or the young singer.Christine Day: Are you going to kill me now? Erik Destler: Everyone dies. I only choose the time and place for a few. Christine Day: When do you choose for me? [Erik sits at his organ] Erik Destler: This is either a wedding march or a funeral mass. You decide which.
- DirectorMichael SchultzStarsMario Van PeeblesHolly Robinson PeeteMichael J. PaganBank robbers on the run from the police invade a mansion and take the owners hostage.[Delaney carries an injured Kendell into the house and sets her down on the couch.]
Delaney Breckett: We’re here. We’re here, Kendall. You’re home, baby. It’s time to rest. - DirectorDwight H. LittleStarsRobert EnglundJill SchoelenAlex Hyde-WhiteA young soprano becomes the obsession of a horribly disfigured composer, who has plans for those who oppose him or the young singer.Erik Destler: Come with me, Christine.
- DirectorRonny YuStarsRobert EnglundKen KirzingerKelly RowlandFreddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees return to terrorize the teenagers of Elm Street. Only this time, they're out to get each other, too.Freddy Krueger: Now, it’s time to put this bad dog to sleep… for good!
- DirectorMichael SchultzStarsMario Van PeeblesHolly Robinson PeeteMichael J. PaganBank robbers on the run from the police invade a mansion and take the owners hostage.[Delaney corners Rodney and Malik in the gardener’s cottage.] Delaney Breckett: All right, Sawyers.
- DirectorRonny YuStarsRobert EnglundKen KirzingerKelly RowlandFreddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees return to terrorize the teenagers of Elm Street. Only this time, they're out to get each other, too.Freddy Krueger: Welcome to my nightmare.
- StarsNatalie GregorySheila AllenRed ButtonsAlice is in Looking Glass Land, where she meets many creatures and attempts to avoid the Jabberwocky (Tom McLoughlin), a monster that appears due to her being afraid.Alice: Father, Father, I’m back! Mother? Father? Anybody!
- DirectorNeal IsraelStarsErnie Reyes Sr.Rob SchneiderErnie Reyes Jr.Two boys learn from a mysterious warrior that they are the heirs to the throne of Patusan and set out to overthrow the current monarchy.Adam: Bro?
Johnny: Yeah, what’s up?
Adam: I’m feeling kinda... freaked.
Johhny: Freaked. No worries, ‘bra. I’m here. Everything’s going to be cool. Hey.
[Johnny and Adam have a thumb war and Johnny wins]
Johnny: Ah. Pin.
Adam: But, what if what that Zatch guy was saying is true? And it’s, like, my destiny to be a prince and a seer and it’s your destiny to be a prince and a warrior.
Iggy: And don’t forget, I’m the king.
[Iggy is holding Johnny’s playboy magazines]
Iggy: Hey, seriously, your dad won’t miss these magazines. There’s a whole stack of them underneath the bed.
Johhny: Iggy, you can’t be the king of Patusan. You’re not Asian.
Iggy: Oh, yeah? I got two words to say to you. David Carradine, in Kung Fu. - DirectorChris ColumbusStarsMacaulay CulkinJoe PesciDaniel SternOne year after Kevin McCallister was left home alone and had to defeat a pair of bumbling burglars, he accidentally finds himself stranded in New York City - and the same criminals are not far behind.Harry Lime: You better say every prayer you ever heard, kid.
Marv Merchants: I hope your parents got you a tombstone for Christmas! - DirectorJonathan LynnStarsEileen BrennanTim CurryMadeline KahnSix guests are anonymously invited to a strange mansion for dinner, but after their host is killed, they must cooperate with the staff to identify the murderer as the bodies pile up.Wadsworth: Look. We still have all these weapons. The gun, the rope,
the wrench, the lead pipe. Let's put them all in this cupboard and lock it.
There's a homicidal maniac about!
Others: Good idea.
Mr. Green: What are you doing with the key?
Wadsworth: Putting it in my pocket.
Mr. Green: Why?
Wadsworth: Well, to keep it safe, obviously.
Mrs. Peacock: That means that you can open it, whenever you want.
Wadsworth: But it also means that you can't.
Mrs. Peacock: But what if you're the murderer?
Wadsworth: I'm not.
Colonel Mustard: But what if you are?!
Wadsworth: Well, it's got to be put somewhere. If I've got it, I know I'm safe.
Mrs. Peacock: We don't know that we are!
Wadsworth: I've an idea. We'll throw it away!
Colonel Mustard: Good idea.
Mr. Green: Good idea.
Yvette: Wonderful. Right away.
Ms. Scarlet: Brilliant.
Professor Plum: That will do it. - DirectorJonathan LynnStarsEileen BrennanTim CurryMadeline KahnSix guests are anonymously invited to a strange mansion for dinner, but after their host is killed, they must cooperate with the staff to identify the murderer as the bodies pile up.Mrs. White: Don't you think we should get that man out of the house before he finds out what's been going on here?
Ms. Scarlet: Yeah!
Professor Plum: How can we throw him outside in this weather?
Mr. Scarlet: If we let him stay in the house, he may get suspicious.
Professor Plum: If we throw him out, he may get even more suspicious.
Colonel Mustard: If I were him, I'd be suspicious already. - DirectorRaja GosnellStarsAlex D. LinzOlek KrupaRya KihlstedtAlex Pruitt, an 8-year-old boy living in Chicago, must fend off international spies who seek a top-secret computer chip in his toy car.Alex Pruitt: Mom, you’re hugging and kissing me in front of the cops.
- DirectorRonny YuStarsRobert EnglundKen KirzingerKelly RowlandFreddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees return to terrorize the teenagers of Elm Street. Only this time, they're out to get each other, too.Freddy Krueger: (to Jason) I’m dying to see what skeletons are hidden in your closet.
- StarsNatalie GregorySheila AllenRed ButtonsAlice is in Looking Glass Land, where she meets many creatures and attempts to avoid the Jabberwocky (Tom McLoughlin), a monster that appears due to her being afraid.[The cook is throwing plates around the kitchen.]
Alice: If I don’t take this baby away with me, they’re sure to kill it. - DirectorNeal IsraelStarsErnie Reyes Sr.Rob SchneiderErnie Reyes Jr.Two boys learn from a mysterious warrior that they are the heirs to the throne of Patusan and set out to overthrow the current monarchy.Mac: So, how was school today, guys?
Adam: They tried to make me find Spain.
Johnny: They tried to make me find Spain, once. I said, “It could be anywhere.”
Adam: Hey, so did I. - DirectorRachel TalalayStarsRobert EnglundLisa ZaneShon GreenblattDream-haunting Freddy Krueger returns once again to prowl the nightmares of Springwood's last surviving teenager, and of a woman whose personal connection to Krueger may mean his doom.Freddy Krueger: (to Maggie) You're my blood and only you could've brought me out.
- DirectorRachel TalalayStarsRobert EnglundLisa ZaneShon GreenblattDream-haunting Freddy Krueger returns once again to prowl the nightmares of Springwood's last surviving teenager, and of a woman whose personal connection to Krueger may mean his doom.Tracy: This is my dream, and I do what I want.
Freddy Krueger: It might be your dream, but it's my rules! - DirectorRenny HarlinStarsRobert EnglundRodney EastmanJohn BeckmanFreddy Krueger returns once again to terrorize the dreams of the remaining Dream Warriors, as well as those of a young woman who may be able to defeat him for good.Freddy Krueger: I... am... eternal.
- DirectorWes CravenStarsHeather LangenkampRobert EnglundJf DavisA demonic force has chosen Freddy Krueger as its portal to the real world. Can Heather Langenkamp play the part of Nancy one last time and trap the evil trying to enter our world?[Freddy is trying to push Heather into a pool of eels.] Freddy Krueger: Pick a pet for the rugrat, bitch.
- DirectorRonny YuStarsRobert EnglundKen KirzingerKelly RowlandFreddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees return to terrorize the teenagers of Elm Street. Only this time, they're out to get each other, too.Freddy Krueger: Think you’re so smart, huh, bitch!
- DirectorNeal IsraelStarsErnie Reyes Sr.Rob SchneiderErnie Reyes Jr.Two boys learn from a mysterious warrior that they are the heirs to the throne of Patusan and set out to overthrow the current monarchy.Zatch: Listen to me. Search your memories, your highnesses. What do you remember of life, before you came to America?
Adam: What do you mean, “before”? We were born here. [to Johnny] Weren’t we?
Zatch: [to Johnny] Your brother was too young to remember. But, you must remember something of Patusan.
Adam: Porta-san? Ah, you mean those toilets at construction sites? Ew, I’d give up the throne.
Zatch: No, not porta-san. Patusan. - DirectorRonny YuStarsRobert EnglundKen KirzingerKelly RowlandFreddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees return to terrorize the teenagers of Elm Street. Only this time, they're out to get each other, too.Freddy Krueger: (to Jason) Why won’t you die?!
- DirectorJonathan LynnStarsEileen BrennanTim CurryMadeline KahnSix guests are anonymously invited to a strange mansion for dinner, but after their host is killed, they must cooperate with the staff to identify the murderer as the bodies pile up.Wadsworth: Sorry. Didn’t mean to frighten you.
Mr. Green: You’re a bit late for that! I hate it when he does that. - DirectorNeal IsraelStarsErnie Reyes Sr.Rob SchneiderErnie Reyes Jr.Two boys learn from a mysterious warrior that they are the heirs to the throne of Patusan and set out to overthrow the current monarchy.Johnny: Oh. I need a homework alibi. Maybe I can tell them that I was hammered by the fact I found out I was adopted, last night.
Iggy: You were adopted last night? Why didn’t your dad adopt you when you were a baby?
Johnny: Iggy, we were adopted when we were babies.
Iggy: What if I was adopted and my father was a really rich king and stuff?
Adam: [sarcastic] Oh yeah. Kings are always giving their kids up for adoption.
Iggy: Hey, if my dad was king... man. Ah, I wouldn’t have to worry about my homework anymore. I’d definitely be out of the eleventh grade. And if Lisa Caine wouldn’t go out with me...
[Iggy snaps his fingers]
Iggy: In the dungeon, just like that. Oh, I love that. That would be the greatest. Oh. - DirectorRaja GosnellStarsAlex D. LinzOlek KrupaRya KihlstedtAlex Pruitt, an 8-year-old boy living in Chicago, must fend off international spies who seek a top-secret computer chip in his toy car.Alex Pruitt: What kind of burglar goes into a house and doesn’t take anything? You know what I think? I think they’re looking for something special. They’re looking in everybody’s house, ‘cause they don’t know who has it. The question is, what is it?
- DirectorDwight H. LittleStarsRobert EnglundJill SchoelenAlex Hyde-WhiteA young soprano becomes the obsession of a horribly disfigured composer, who has plans for those who oppose him or the young singer.Christine Day: Help me! Please! Somebody help me!
- DirectorNeal IsraelStarsErnie Reyes Sr.Rob SchneiderErnie Reyes Jr.Two boys learn from a mysterious warrior that they are the heirs to the throne of Patusan and set out to overthrow the current monarchy.Zatch: They have taken him.
Johnny: Who took him?
Zatch: The same ones who want you dead, your highnesses.
Johnny: Why do you keep calling us that?
Zatch: Because you are crown princes and your father was a king.
Iggy: Whoa. Unreal. Remember what I said before, “What if my father was a king?” This is completely insane. I’m a crown prince.
Zatch: Not you. They are crown princes and their father was a king.
Johnny: And you are a maniac. And your father was a maniac. And his-
Adam: And his father was a maniac. And his father was a maniac.
Johnny: Adam, don’t help me. (to Zatch) You get the point.
Adam: And the guy his father bought his house from is a maniac.
Johnny: Adam. - DirectorRaja GosnellStarsAlex D. LinzOlek KrupaRya KihlstedtAlex Pruitt, an 8-year-old boy living in Chicago, must fend off international spies who seek a top-secret computer chip in his toy car.Alex Pruitt: Why don’t you fill your commuter cup with yummy hot coffee and I’ll get your coat for you?
Karen Pruitt: Thanks, hon. I’ll make you a sandwich. - DirectorRonny YuStarsRobert EnglundKen KirzingerKelly RowlandFreddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees return to terrorize the teenagers of Elm Street. Only this time, they're out to get each other, too.Freddy Krueger: Man the torpedoes.
- DirectorNeal IsraelStarsErnie Reyes Sr.Rob SchneiderErnie Reyes Jr.Two boys learn from a mysterious warrior that they are the heirs to the throne of Patusan and set out to overthrow the current monarchy.Zatch: To Colonel Chi, you are the living threat to his rule. To me, you are the living prophecy who will free our county.
Adam: Don’t you have to drive to do that? Man, I really want to drive.
Johnny: Listen, we don’t want to free anything, Tonto. We want our dad back. That’s all.
Zatch: Mac is inconsequential. The rebellion is what counts now. You must return with me to Patusan.
Johnny: Hey! Our dad is not inconsequential. You, your prophecy, your rebellion, that’s inconsequential.
Zatch: You have no sense of duty or honor.
Adam: (imitating Zatch) : You have no sense of humor, okay?
Johnny: Listen up, amigo. We’re going to the cops. Comprende? Later on.
Zatch: I don’t have to convince you. It’s your destiny. “It” has chosen you. - DirectorNeal IsraelStarsErnie Reyes Sr.Rob SchneiderErnie Reyes Jr.Two boys learn from a mysterious warrior that they are the heirs to the throne of Patusan and set out to overthrow the current monarchy.Johnny: What’s up?
Adam: What’s up? Hey, did you slide down the mountain?
Johnny: Yeah.
Adam: Wasn’t it stylin’?
Johnny: Fully. - DirectorNeal IsraelStarsErnie Reyes Sr.Rob SchneiderErnie Reyes Jr.Two boys learn from a mysterious warrior that they are the heirs to the throne of Patusan and set out to overthrow the current monarchy.Zatch: Welcome to Little Patusan, where our people escaped Chi’s reign of terror and settled in Los Angeles. Come. We’ll go to the Imperial Palace, the best Patusani food in L.A. Your highnesses will be safe here. You’ll find subjects love you and are loyal to you.
Adam: Great. We’re the princes of take-out. - DirectorRaja GosnellStarsAlex D. LinzOlek KrupaRya KihlstedtAlex Pruitt, an 8-year-old boy living in Chicago, must fend off international spies who seek a top-secret computer chip in his toy car.Peter Beaupre: There are 14 houses. The toy car must be in one of them. We’re going to have to search them all. We’ll come back, when it’s light.
Earl Unger: We’re going to work houses in broad daylight?
Peter Beaupre: This is the suburbs, Mr. Unger. Nobody’s home during the day. - DirectorRaja GosnellStarsAlex D. LinzOlek KrupaRya KihlstedtAlex Pruitt, an 8-year-old boy living in Chicago, must fend off international spies who seek a top-secret computer chip in his toy car.Chinese mob boss: Ten million dollars for the missile chip. Not a plan, but the chip itself.
Peter Beaupre: Why the big price?
Chinese mob boss: My clients have requested it. I honor my clients’ request.
Peter Beaupre: It sound like your clients want to build a missile that can’t be detected by radar.
Chinese mob boss: I don’t ask questions, Mr. Beaupre. But, whoever possesses this chip could dominate the entire region. - DirectorNeal IsraelStarsErnie Reyes Sr.Rob SchneiderErnie Reyes Jr.Two boys learn from a mysterious warrior that they are the heirs to the throne of Patusan and set out to overthrow the current monarchy.Colonel Chi: The boys are alive. I can feel it. I want them dead.
- StarsNatalie GregorySheila AllenRed ButtonsAlice is in Looking Glass Land, where she meets many creatures and attempts to avoid the Jabberwocky (Tom McLoughlin), a monster that appears due to her being afraid.Alice: Hello, little fawn. Don’t be afraid. I won’t hurt you. I’m so happy to find you. You’re the only normal person I met here.
- DirectorRaja GosnellStarsAlex D. LinzOlek KrupaRya KihlstedtAlex Pruitt, an 8-year-old boy living in Chicago, must fend off international spies who seek a top-secret computer chip in his toy car.Alice Ribbons: Good afternoon. My husband and I have just moved in your neighborhood.
Mrs. Hess: What do you want? A wilkie button? - DirectorJoel SchumacherStarsJason PatricCorey HaimDianne WiestAfter moving to a new town, two brothers discover that the area is a haven for vampires.Paul: You're mine! You killed Marko! Edgar Frog: Yeah. You're next. Paul: No, you're next. [Paul sees garlic in the bathtub] Paul: Ha, ha, ha! Garlic don't work, boys! Edgar Frog: TRY THE HOLY WATER, DEATH BREATH!
- DirectorNeal IsraelStarsErnie Reyes Sr.Rob SchneiderErnie Reyes Jr.Two boys learn from a mysterious warrior that they are the heirs to the throne of Patusan and set out to overthrow the current monarchy.Colonel Chi: Zatch, you and those children will never escape.
- DirectorDwight H. LittleStarsRobert EnglundJill SchoelenAlex Hyde-WhiteA young soprano becomes the obsession of a horribly disfigured composer, who has plans for those who oppose him or the young singer.Richard: He’s stalking us. Inspector Hawkins: Then let’s not be easy prey.
- DirectorRaja GosnellStarsAlex D. LinzOlek KrupaRya KihlstedtAlex Pruitt, an 8-year-old boy living in Chicago, must fend off international spies who seek a top-secret computer chip in his toy car.Parrot: Crooks at thirty yards enclosing. Let the party begin.
- DirectorJoel SchumacherStarsJason PatricCorey HaimDianne WiestAfter moving to a new town, two brothers discover that the area is a haven for vampires.David: Stop fighting me, Michael. I don't want to kill you. Join us. Michael Emerson: Never. David: It's too late. My blood is in your veins. Michael Emerson: So is mine!
- DirectorJoel SchumacherStarsJason PatricCorey HaimDianne WiestAfter moving to a new town, two brothers discover that the area is a haven for vampires.David: I tried to make you immortal. Michael Emerson: You tried to make me a killer!
- DirectorJoel SchumacherStarsJason PatricCorey HaimDianne WiestAfter moving to a new town, two brothers discover that the area is a haven for vampires.Alan Frog: We blew it, man! We lost it!
Edgar Frog: Shut up!
Alan Frog: We unraveled in the face of the enemy!
Edgar Frog: It's not our fault. They pulled a mindtrap on us. They opened their eyes and talked. - DirectorJoel SchumacherStarsJason PatricCorey HaimDianne WiestAfter moving to a new town, two brothers discover that the area is a haven for vampires.Sam Emerson: We definately blew plan "A". Alan Frog: Time to activate plan "B". Sam Emerson: Okay, what's plan "B"? Edgar Frog: We don't have one yet. We only have two and a half hours to come up with one. Sam Emerson: Why? What's the two and a half hours? Edgar Frog: The sun will go down. They'll be looking for us.
- DirectorJoel SchumacherStarsJason PatricCorey HaimDianne WiestAfter moving to a new town, two brothers discover that the area is a haven for vampires.Star: They'll be coming for Laddie and me, won't they? Michael Emerson: They'll be coming for all of us.
- DirectorRaja GosnellStarsAlex D. LinzOlek KrupaRya KihlstedtAlex Pruitt, an 8-year-old boy living in Chicago, must fend off international spies who seek a top-secret computer chip in his toy car.Cart driver: Did you check any of your bags, maam?
Mrs. Hess: No. Floor it.