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- 1998–201143mNot Rated6.6 (104)TV EpisodeDirectorDaniel FarrandsStarsDavid AckroydArthur KentJoel MartinExplores the controversy surrounding the supposed haunting of Amityville's most famous house.
- DirectorFrank DarabontStarsAndrew LincolnJon BernthalSarah Wayne CalliesDeputy Sheriff Rick Grimes awakens from a coma, and searches for his family in a world ravaged by the undead.
- DirectorTimothy Van PattenStarsSean BeanMark AddyNikolaj Coster-WaldauEddard Stark is torn between his family and an old friend when asked to serve at the side of King Robert Baratheon; Viserys plans to wed his sister to a nomadic warlord in exchange for an army.
- DirectorTimothy Van PattenStarsSean BeanMark AddyNikolaj Coster-WaldauWhile Bran recovers from his fall, Ned takes only his daughters to King's Landing. Jon Snow goes with his uncle Benjen to the Wall. Tyrion joins them.
- DirectorBrian KirkStarsSean BeanMark AddyNikolaj Coster-WaldauJon begins his training with the Night's Watch; Ned confronts his past and future at King's Landing; Daenerys finds herself at odds with Viserys.
- 2011–201956mTV-MA8.6 (37K)TV EpisodeDirectorBrian KirkStarsSean BeanMark AddyNikolaj Coster-WaldauEddard investigates Jon Arryn's murder. Jon befriends Samwell Tarly, a coward who has come to join the Night's Watch.
- DirectorBrian KirkStarsSean BeanMark AddyNikolaj Coster-WaldauCatelyn has captured Tyrion and plans to bring him to her sister, Lysa Arryn, at the Vale, to be tried for his, supposed, crimes against Bran. Robert plans to have Daenerys killed, but Eddard refuses to be a part of it and quits.
- DirectorDaniel MinahanStarsSean BeanMark AddyMichelle FairleyWhile recovering from his battle with Jaime, Eddard is forced to run the kingdom while Robert goes hunting. Tyrion demands a trial by combat for his freedom. Viserys is losing his patience with Drogo.
- DirectorDaniel MinahanStarsSean BeanMark AddyNikolaj Coster-WaldauRobert has been injured while hunting and is dying. Jon and the others finally take their vows to the Night's Watch. A man, sent by Robert, is captured for trying to poison Daenerys. Furious, Drogo vows to attack the Seven Kingdoms.
- DirectorDaniel MinahanStarsSean BeanMichelle FairleyLena HeadeyThe Lannisters press their advantage over the Starks; Robb rallies his father's northern allies and heads south to war; The White Walkers attack the Wall; Tyrion returns to his father with some new friends.
- DirectorAlan TaylorStarsSean BeanMichelle FairleyNikolaj Coster-WaldauRobb goes to war against the Lannisters. Jon finds himself struggling on deciding if his place is with Robb or the Night's Watch. Drogo has fallen ill from a fresh battle wound. Daenerys is desperate to save him.
- DirectorAlan TaylorStarsSean BeanMichelle FairleyNikolaj Coster-WaldauRobb vows to get revenge on the Lannisters. Jon must officially decide if his place is with Robb or the Night's Watch. Daenerys says her final goodbye to Drogo.
- DirectorMichael CuestaStarsMichael C. HallJulie BenzJennifer CarpenterDexter's world is rocked when a rival serial murderer, dubbed the Ice Truck Killer by the media, privately contacts him and reveals that he knows Dexter's grisly secret. Meanwhile, Dexter's sister Debra is transferred to Homicide.
- DirectorJohn BirkinStarsRowan AtkinsonSuzy AitchisonElizabeth BennettMr. Bean goes to the hospital to have a tea kettle removed from his hand, and while trying to get in faster ends up with him getting in much later. Afterwards, he decorates a British guard so that he can take a picture. After he has insomnia, Mr. Bean finally finds the solution and falls asleep.
- DirectorJohn BirkinStarsRowan AtkinsonChristopher DriscollFrederick TrevesWhen Mr. Bean has to wait a few minutes for the hairdresser who's called away by the telephone, he starts playing barber, so three consecutive costumers have their hair done by him, but his inverse Midastouch strikes again: woe their hair and the real hairdresser they complain to! Next he goes to a pet show, starting of by cheating at a dexterity game by unplugging the fault-detection and next deciding to play 'hit the headmaster' not just with the provided wet sponges, but wit anything not too heavy for him to lift; then he enters his teddy-bear for the obedience test (meant for kids' dogs). In the train station he stops at nothing to get on without a ticket, and succeeds as a crawling sack of post - but on which train is he carried?
- DirectorJohn Howard DaviesStarsRowan AtkinsonPaul BownRudolph WalkerMr. Bean sits an exam and is confident until he realizes he has studied the wrong math equations. Mr. Bean tries to change into his swim trunks at the beach without anyone seeing his bits. Last, Mr. Bean tries to stifle a sneeze in church.
- DirectorJohn Howard DaviesStarsRowan AtkinsonDave O'HigginsPaul McDowellMr. Bean goes to a department store and buys various items. Afterwards, he goes to a fancy restaurant where he tries to dispose his awful-tasting meal. Finally, Bean goes to a Royal greeting and gets into mischief.
- DirectorJohn Howard DaviesStarsRowan AtkinsonAngus DeaytonMatilda ZieglerMr. Bean deals with various challenges, situations, and his own fears. Here he goes to swimming pool, parking garage and cinema.
- DirectorJohn BirkinPaul WeilandStarsRowan AtkinsonNick HancockRobin DriscollMr Bean purchases a new TV, only to experience a spot of reception trouble. He then takes a stroll in the park to try out his new camera, which is promptly stolen. This leads to an identity parade, where Bean does his best to discover the identity of the camera thief. Later, Bean's night on the town spells disaster for a stage magician. Lastly, Mr Bean shows of his dancing skills at Club Phut.
- DirectorJohn BirkinPaul WeilandStarsRowan AtkinsonRichard WilsonCaroline QuentinMr Bean, late for his dental appointment, tries to get dressed and clean his teeth whilst on the way. After arriving just in time for the appointment, he ends up administering an anesthetic to the hapless dentist. After visiting the dentist, Bean has a picnic in the park, where he tangles with a pesky fly and a remote-control toy boat.
- DirectorJohn BirkinPaul WeilandStarsRowan AtkinsonRoger SlomanSu DouglasAt the bus stop, Mr Bean tries his best to revive a heart attack victim before using an ambulance to jump-start his own mini-car. Later, when posting a letter, he loses his only stamp, but that doesn't stop him from sending his letter on its way. Whilst preparing for his holiday, Mr Bean demonstrates a novel (if not entirely efficient) method of packing, then disposes of a bothersome train passenger, and tries to entertain an airsick boy during a plane flight.
- DirectorJohn BirkinStarsRowan AtkinsonMatilda ZieglerC.J. AllenChristmas adventures of Mr. Bean include shopping, Christmas Eve at home, and preparing the Christmas turkey.
- DirectorRobert DayStarsBarbara Bel GeddesJim DavisPatrick DuffyBobby Ewing and Pamela Barnes shock their respective families when they reveal they have married. This revelation renews an age-old feud between the two families, and J.R. Ewing, Bobby's older brother, schemes to break them up using ranch hand Ray Krebbs, who once dated Pamela.
- DirectorDavid LynchStarsKyle MacLachlanMichael OntkeanMädchen AmickThe small northwest town of Twin Peaks, Washington is shaken up when the body of the Homecoming Queen, Laura Palmer, is discovered washed up on a riverbank, wrapped in plastic.
- DirectorDuwayne DunhamStarsKyle MacLachlanMichael OntkeanMädchen AmickAgent Cooper enjoys the comforts of the Great Northern Hotel. Bobby Briggs and Mike Nelson are released from jail. Doctor Hayward hands over the autopsy report on Laura Palmer.
- DirectorDarnell MartinStarsErnie HudsonTerry KinneyHarold PerrineauIn the 'Emerald City' experimental unit of Oswald State Penitentiary, we meet some of the diverse inmates who exist in a pecking order of Gangbangers, Latinos, Muslims, Westies, Aryans and Wiseguys.
- DirectorNick GomezStarsErnie HudsonTerry KinneyHarold PerrineauWith Schibetta and the prison brass in a race to uncover Ortolani's killer (for very different reasons), we see how inmates react to visits both from their wives and (in one case) family members who are also in prison.
- DirectorDon WeisStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHenry's on trial on charges that Frank and Margaret brought against him. So that Hawkeye and Trapper can't help Henry, the Majors put them under house arrest.
- DirectorJackie CooperStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonThe 4077th deals with more than the usual mayhem when a sniper opens fire on the camp.
- DirectorDon WeisStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonWhen enemy action cuts the supply lines to the 4077th in the middle of a freezing Korean winter, the unit struggles with a shortage of supplies and heating fuel.
- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonAfter literally being fed up with mess hall food, Hawkeye goes on a desperate quest to order barbecue spare ribs from his favorite restaurant, Adam's Ribs, at Dearborn Station in Chicago.
- DirectorArlando SmithStarsMalcolm-Jamal WarnerEddie GriffinMiriam FlynnWith his tow truck Broncula in the shop, Eddie needs another $600 to get it back on the road. Unable to loan him the cash, Malcolm suggests he find another job. So, to get the money he needs to fix his truck, Eddie begs Kelly to let him work at the restaurant. Meanwhile, excited over an invitation to join his boss at a big charity dinner, Malcolm asks Holly to be his date. When things go badly at the restaurant, Eddie finds a job delivering pizzas. But there's just one catch -- he needs to borrow Malcolm's car. Fresh on the heels of rejection by Holly, Malcolm insists he needs the car to attend the dinner as he asks Rhonda to join him. But, after Eddie interrupts with a demonstration of the vacuum cleaner he's going to sell, and then uses the apartment to teach aerobics to overweight woman, Malcolm decides to let him use the car...but only after Eddie promises to have it back for his date. Claiming he was chased by dogs, Eddie returns home late, stranding Malcolm and Rhonda. While Malcolm is left without a way to dinner or a date, Eddie has no time to listen because of the celebrity wake-up calls he's been hired to make. Realizing that getting Broncula back is the only way to get Eddie back to work, Malcolm agrees to let him use the radio station's phones to make his calls. And while pitching in to help his roommate, Malcolm is grateful when Eddie deftly covers for his absence at the big dinner and puts him back in his boss's good graces.
- DirectorAmanda BearseStarsMalcolm-Jamal WarnerEddie GriffinKaren Malina WhiteOn the promise of a date with twin sisters Renee and Rosie, Eddie pays $400 for tickets to a concert by K-Ci and JoJo, stars of the popular singing group Jodeci. However, when the lovely twins arrive for their date, they announce that a change in plans has them attending with the concert's two stars instead, leaving Malcolm and Eddie holding the bag. And when they are unsuccessful in getting dates on such short notice, the boys try selling the spare tickets to a pair of beautiful women, only to be arrested for scalping when they turn out to be undercover cops. While awaiting their appearance before a judge, Malcolm and Eddie find that, because of Martin Luther King Day, they are going to have to spend two nights in jail first. After taunting a pair of convicted bank robbers on their way to prison, Eddie decides that he and Malcolm should adopt the two tough guy's identities to keep their fellow inmates at bay. However, when the real Nino and Zeus are returned after their prison bus breaks down, Eddie and Malcolm are exposed as frauds. When Nino and Zeus accuse him of turning his back on his heritage, Malcolm displays a knowledge of black history that humbles the two convicts. Invoking the memory of Dr. King, he then rallies the other inmates to defend him and Eddie against an attack. And they are spared any further threats when Nicolette uses her influence with the police to gain their release. Finally, at his Martin Luther King Day banquet, Malcolm treats his guests to a surprise appearance by JoJo and K-Ci.
- DirectorPatrick MaloneyStarsMalcolm-Jamal WarnerEddie GriffinKaren Malina WhiteBecause of a cross town competitor's success in luring customers, Malcolm and Eddie decide to produce a television ad for their businesses. To create the commercial, they hire noted director Johnny Beaumont. Only once he gets started, Malcolm and Eddie find that that Johnny doesn't want them in it. Meanwhile, as Nicolette takes on her sister Tamika as a roommate, Tim wants Danielle to move out, but cannot find the nerve to ask her. When Love Boat star Ted Lange and TV legend Ed McMahon are hired as spokesmen, Malcolm and Eddie express their reservations about not being allowed to appear, too. So when Johnny up and quits the project, Lange and McMahon aren't far behind. However, in their attempt to create an ad with broad appeal, Malcolm and Eddie attract a new clientele. And only after it's too late does Malcolm find that he's now the proprietor of a gay bar. Although he and Eddie struggle to find a away out of their predicament, the money they make convinces them that the change may be for the better. But when they try to take further advantage of their new situation by hiring Tim to perform in drag, the two discover that their notions about homosexuality are way off target. Finally, as the bar loses its gay clientele just as quickly as it found them, Tim tries putting off Danielle with his cross dressing, only to have her offer to find him some better clothes.
- DirectorMark K. SamuelsStarsMalcolm-Jamal WarnerEddie GriffinKaren Malina WhiteAs Eddie continues to avoid her, Malcolm suggests that Nicolette start looking elsewhere for a boyfriend. While reluctant to agree, Nicolette's mind is changed by Malcolm's kind words and the arrival of handsome wine distributor David Winay. And as Tim struggles to cope with his break up with Danielle, Eddie also encourages Nicolette to pursue a relationship with David. At a wine tasting David is sponsoring at McGee's, Nicolette arrives ready to woo him. But her sexy dress suggests to Eddie that she's after him instead. Then, after overhearing Nicolette giving advice to Malcolm, Tim decides to write Danielle a love letter. However, after the letter is accidentally passed from hand to hand, Eddie is sure that Holly is after him, while she thinks Eddie is pursuing her. And while Malcolm gets the impression that Nicolette is in love with him, she's convinced that Malcolm is attracted to her -- all at Tim and Danielle's expense. With no one around to clear up the misunderstanding, Nicolette suggests David look elsewhere for a girlfriend. So he sets his sights on Danielle, only to find that he must first deal with Tim. Then, as Eddie decides to innocently explore Holly's interest in him, Malcolm suggests that he and Nicolette go somewhere to talk. But when they see Holly helping Eddie with his aching back, Nicolette and Malcolm get the wrong impression. And only after fireworks erupt do the four of them finally realize their mistake. Finally, once Tim and Danielle arrive looking for the letter, they leave the others to ponder their fates together.
- DirectorArlando SmithStarsMalcolm-Jamal WarnerEddie GriffinMiriam FlynnDuring a day on which he seems particularly unflappable, Malcolm announce that he's finally being given his chance as a substitute disc jockey on the station's all-night show. And though the extra money and the excitement have made him feel almost invincible, it isn't long before the combination of his day job and the night shift begin to take their toll. When Malcolm mentions missing his friends more than he does sleep, Eddie decides to throw him a surprise party. But, when he arrives home ready for a well deserved rest, Malcolm isn't at all happy to see all of his friends waiting for him. However, seeing Holly is there gives Malcolm a change of heart and he joins in the fun...until it's time to go back to work. Following the party, Malcolm still cannot get any sleep. So when Tim recommends an Oriental herbal remedy he uses to combat drowsiness, Eddie insists that Malcolm try it. When the root works even better than expected, Malcolm is unable to stay up all night to complete the show. However, after Eddie helps him make it through the night, Malcolm decides to ask his boss to find someone else to fill in so he can get some sleep.
- DirectorMark CendrowskiStarsMalcolm-Jamal WarnerEddie GriffinKaren Malina WhiteFollowing their first semi-annual employees meeting, Malcolm and Eddie take everyone on a company picnic and retreat. Shortly after arriving at their campsite, Eddie suggests pooling their profits to buy a new tow truck, but Malcolm has other ideas as to how to spend his money. Then, as tension between the partners grows, Nicolette arrives unannounced after making the 200 mile trip on her motor scooter. While continues to press Malcolm about the tow truck, Holly's attempts to intervene fail to keep an argument from bringing the retreat to a hasty end. However, when their van breaks down and leaves everyone stranded, Nicolette and Eddie take her scooter to find some help...only to run out of gas. As he and Nicolette seek refuge in a nearby cave, Eddie blames Malcolm for all that's gone wrong. And as Malcolm and the others await their rescue, he places the blame for the entire mess squarely on Eddie's shoulders. Scared by a bat into sharing her sleeping bag, Eddie is surprised by the resulting amorous activity with Nicolette. And once Tim heads off to forage for food, Malcolm and Holly agree to sleep together, but promise not to try anything. So, as Holly and Malcolm wake following a sound night's sleep, Eddie begs Nicolette not to tell anyone what happened between them. Upon returning to the campsite, Eddie tries to keep news of his affair with Nicolette a secret. But, as he and Eddie resolve their differences over the new tow truck, Malcolm's refusal to discuss his evening with Holly creates entirely the wrong impression. Finally, as Malcolm and Holly return home to set some ground rules for their new romance, Eddie can't keep himself from seeing Nicolette again.
- DirectorMark CendrowskiStarsMalcolm-Jamal WarnerEddie GriffinKaren Malina WhiteWhile Malcolm wants to use his grocery store parking lot after hours, Mr. Gordon makes clear that he has no intention of attracting any more unsavory customers. Upon seeing someone causing a scene at the bar, Mr. Gordon notes that he's just the type who have been causing him trouble, too. And when Eddie steps in pretending to be a martial arts expert, he's challenged to fight at a local kung fu studio. Meanwhile, Nicolette claims to have found the perfect roommate in Holly. To prepare for his match against Rudy, Eddie calls on Man Li, a teacher of kung fu. While Eddie is asked to first find inner peace before resorting to violence, Malcolm is sure it's a prescription for disaster in his match. Then, as Malcolm decides to bribe Mr. Gordon with an autographed baseball bat, Rudy gets even madder when Eddie refuses to fight. Meanwhile, it doesn't take long for Nicolette to tire of Holly's neatness, and for Holly to grow weary of her roommate's non-stop talking. As she is nursing Eddie's damaged ribs, things between Nicolette and Holly finally boil over. And while Malcolm tries to mediate, his agreeableness only gets him into trouble with the two women. Meanwhile, as Eddie and Malcolm head to give Mr. Gordon the bat, Rudy arrives looking for a fight. And though trying to keep his cool, Eddie unloads and, after considerable damage to the market, takes Rudy out. Finally, after agreeing to pay for the damage and throw in an autographed baseball, too, Malcolm convinces Mr. Gordon to let him use the lot.
- DirectorAmanda BearseStarsMalcolm-Jamal WarnerEddie GriffinMiriam FlynnThough upset over a change in the numbers they agreed on, Malcolm's reservations vanish when Eddie's last minute picks win the lottery. While expecting to be millionaires, Malcolm and Eddie discover the prize is being split among thirteen winners. Then, after getting a state-of-the-art television, Eddie tries using his newfound wealth to impress a new neighbor, only to learn that Bridget is already dating NBA Rookie of the Year, Damon Stoudamire. While celebrating their good fortune with friends, Malcolm and Eddie learn that Kelly is moving to Hawaii and putting the bar up for sale. And when she suggests he buy it from her, Malcolm would love to, though not with Eddie as a partner. However, after refusing Eddie's offer of the cash he needs, Malcolm is forced to accept to keep another buyer at bay. Meanwhile, Malcolm is sure that Bridget will be attracted to his power and wealth. However, what he discovers is that, as the new landlords, he and Eddie have repairs to make in their neighbor's apartment. In their first disagreement as partners, Eddie asks to spend their remaining cash on a new diagnostic machine for his garage, while Malcolm wants a new cappuccino machine for the bar. At Tim's suggestion, they agree to settle it over a game of chess. However, when he's distracted by Holly, Malcolm loses on a technicality. Though the trick prompts him to offer to buy his partner out, Malcolm has second thoughts after Eddie's fast thinking keeps a liquor distributor from demanding they pay everything he's owed. Finally, Malcolm rewards Eddie's ingenuity by buying the diagnostic machine, only to discover his roommate already bought one, too.
- DirectorMark K. SamuelsStarsMalcolm-Jamal WarnerEddie GriffinJaime CardricheAs Eddie is breaking in a new assistant, Malcolm worries about a wave of recent health department inspections. To make sure Kelly's passes, he cracks down on his staff and demands the utmost in cleanliness and courtesy. However, Malcolm's patience is tested when a difficult customer pretends to slip and fall. And after learning that Milton is suing them for $3 million, Malcolm and Eddie set out to prove he's a fake. Hoping to take over bar to settle his lawsuit, Milton arrives to inspect the premises. But after Malcolm unthinkingly threatens to kill him if he doesn't leave, Milton has a heart attack and dies in the kitchen, just as the health inspector arrives. Sending Nicolette to stall Mr. Bosco, Malcolm and Eddie remove the body to the garage. However, when Hector mistakes him for a drunk and returns him to the bar, they are forced to cover as Bosco carries on a conversation with Milton's corpse, unaware that he's dead. As he's being interviewed by the police, Malcolm learns that his threat has made him a suspect in Milton's death. And Eddie's attempt to get his partner off the hook by offering to hold a funeral only make things worse. So, once Bosco arrives at the memorial service, Malcolm and Eddie are forced to continue their ruse. But, even after the autopsy results finally get him off the hook with the police, Malcolm is still fined for having a corpse in the restaurant.
- DirectorKen WhittinghamStarsMalcolm-Jamal WarnerEddie GriffinKaren Malina WhiteAfter Nicolette uses her influence to get him a job repairing some parking enforcement scooters, Eddie puts together a 70's band for a theme night party at McGee's. However, before the band can take the stage, Malcolm must intervene to keep Nicolette and Eddie's new girlfriend Danielle from fighting. Meanwhile, as Tim and Denise carry out their own unique courtship at the bar, Holly reveals that she's been offered a better job at a rival establishment. Following their success at McGee's, things for Eddie's band really take off. But, as he's trying to capitalize on his newfound popularity, he avoids getting started on the scooters. Despite Malcolm's warning, Eddie assures him that he has it covered. However, when he isn't around when the scooters are supposed to be picked up, Malcolm masquerades as Eddie to buy some time and keep him from losing the contract. Meanwhile, as Tim and Denise's romance progresses, Malcolm decides there's no choice but to force Eddie to quit the band. To make Eddie see that his new musical venture is jeopardizing the garage, Malcolm assembles his friends to help. Before getting started, he first convinces Holly to stay at McGee's with a better job offer. Then, upon Eddie's arrival, he's made to see just how much his obsession with the band is costing. And while Nicolette is willing to let him continue pursuing a musical career, Eddie is convinced to give up the band altogether. Finally, after completing his work on the scooters just in the nick of time, an overworked Eddie falls fast asleep.
- DirectorMark CendrowskiStarsMalcolm-Jamal WarnerEddie GriffinJaime CardricheA rumor that the local football team is moving to Los Angeles has Eddie upset. But not as much as Tom, another obsessed fan who threatening to bomb the stadium during a Chiefs game. And when the police pursuit of the mad bomber leads to the bar, Malcolm and Eddie find themselves and their patrons being held hostage. Meanwhile, Malcolm's chance to use television coverage of the bomber to advertise the bar's new name is jeopardized when the signs he ordered arrive misspelled. With the police stationed outside, Nicolette is determined to save Eddie. So, as Bridget works to get an exclusive for her TV station, Nicolette sneaks into the bar's air vent in order to make her way inside. Although Malcolm is worried, Eddie and Tom find common ground in their mutual love for the Chiefs. And when Bridget arrives with her crew, the viewers see them relaxing over beers and cigars while enjoying the game on TV. Once Tom claims they are partners in his protest, Malcolm joins with Eddie in publicizing his demands, only to find that the police are in no mood to negotiate. Yet, once the team denies any rumors about the move, Tom declares victory and then accidentally triggers the bomb's timing device before trying to slip out unnoticed. However, Tom fails to fool the police and is arrested as Malcolm and Eddie rush outside with the bomb just in time to keep their place from blowing up. Finally, with the bar packed with customers following the drama, Nicolette appears from the ceiling and takes Eddie hostage once again.
- DirectorRob SchillerStarsMalcolm-Jamal WarnerEddie GriffinMiriam FlynnWith Eddie's towing business really taking off, Malcolm suggests he try radio ads to capitalize on the success. In fact, things are going so well that he is approached by local tow truck legend, Tow Tom, about merging with his fleet. However, after Eddie claims he'd rather continue working for himself, a series of unfortunate incidents suggest that Tow Tom is trying to drive him out of business. Following Malcolm's advice, Eddie prepares for a radio campaign that he hopes will revive his suddenly flagging business. But his plans are dashed when Tow Tom both steals his idea to sponsor the morning radio show and has his driver's license revoked. The loss of his customers, insurance and license to Tow Tom has Eddie depressed. To help him get back on his feet, Malcolm suggests that he accept Tow Tom's offer of a job, if only to get an inside look at a successful towing business. Seeing his roommate taken advantage of by the ruthless tow truck magnate angers Malcolm, who decides to help Eddie get even. So, when Tow Tom enlists him to help with a new commercial, Malcolm seizes the chance to sabotage the ad. When it's about to be aired, Eddie has Tow Tom just where he wants him. And, in exchange for Eddie getting his business back, Malcolm agrees to destroy the tape so the ad never sees the light of day. Finally, with his business restored, Eddie can't resist playing one last prank on Tow Tom.
- DirectorJohn BowabStarsMalcolm-Jamal WarnerEddie GriffinKaren Malina WhiteWhen his girlfriend Lydia asks him to dinner with her wealthy father at their exclusive country club, Malcolm is reluctant to go since Saturday is the busiest night of the week at the bar. However, after nervously agreeing to let Eddie run the bar for just one night, Malcolm prepares to pitch his latest business idea to Mr. Larson. Meanwhile, convinced that working opposite shifts is the recipe their success as roommates, Nicolette and Chloe join with Eddie to host a Jamaican Island Night at the bar. Following a difficult encounter with the country club's maitre, Malcolm fills Mr. Larson in on his plans to franchise the bar. However, the entertainment Chloe lined up turns out to be exotic dancers from the bar where she works nights. And when the sheriff sends someone to close them down, Eddie hurries to find Malcolm at the country club. Meanwhile, as Mr. Larson suggests they drop Lydia at home before heading to examine the bar, Eddie tries bribery to keep it open. While Malcolm is stunned to see what's going on at the bar, Mr. Larson decides it isn't the kind of place he can invest in. However, his moral high ground is undermined when Chloe recognizes him as one of her best customers. And when a newspaper reporter is about to take a picture that would ruin his standing in the community, Malcolm and Eddie intervene. Finally, after convincing Lydia that the dancers were Eddie's idea, Malcolm gets Mr. Larson to agree to relax Lydia's curfew in exchange for silence about his extracurricular activities.
- DirectorAmanda BearseStarsMalcolm-Jamal WarnerEddie GriffinJaime CardricheWhile Malcolm is excited about the Halloween festivities he's planned for the bar, his partner isn't. Pressed for a reason, Eddie admits that an old family curse has him worried about being attacked by a werewolf. However, when Nicolette offers to stay with him at home, Eddie decides to take his chances at the party after all. Meanwhile, though Malcolm promised his girlfriend Tina that she'd win the $1,000 prize for the best Halloween costume, he didn't expect the competition to be so stiff. Deciding to spend the night driving around to avoid the werewolf, Eddie retreats to the garage for his truck. However, upon hearing a suspicious growling noise, a bump on the head renders Eddie unconscious. And once he awakes, he's surprised to discover that he's become a werewolf. As Malcolm is doing everything he can to see that Tina wins, Eddie arrives and is quickly picked as the contest winner. However, after convincing him it isn't a costume, Eddie begs Malcolm to help find a cure. Once Nicolette offers to join him for an eternity together as werewolves, Eddie is more convinced that ever that he has to find the beast that attacked him in order to reverse the spell. Yet, after identifying the werewolf in a police lineup, Eddie immediately bolts, leaving Malcolm no other choice but to kill him in order to end the curse. But it's then that Eddie wakes to find that he's had a bad dream following a bump on the head. Finally, Eddie's attempt at getting revenge with a practical joke on Malcolm backfires.
- DirectorMark K. SamuelsStarsMalcolm-Jamal WarnerEddie GriffinKaren Malina WhiteOver drinks at the bar, Malcolm's Grandpa Wesley complains that his wife has been purposely interrupting his favorite television show. But after Malcolm encourages him to show Grandma Bernice who's the boss, Wesley returns after being thrown out of the house. Although Wesley is sure she won't last an hour without him, Malcolm and Eddie are taken aback when Bernice arrives with the rest of her husband's clothes and a firm invitation not to come back anytime soon. Meanwhile, Eddie sets out to woo Nicolette's attractive new roommate, Regina. Once Wesley makes himself at home and invites his jazz band to practice at their apartment, Eddie complains. While Malcolm is reluctant to throw his own grandfather out, Eddie insists, especially after Wesley ruins the dinner Regina was planning to cooking for him. With Thanksgiving approaching, Malcolm turns to Grandma Bernice, who mentions that her husband has also been a pest when it comes to her favorite TV show. Then, after she recalls how much fun they used to have on their dates at the Burgundy Room, Malcolm enlists Eddie in an effort to re-create the nightclub's atmosphere for them. Meanwhile, in her attempt to woo Eddie, Nicolette tries using Hector to make him jealous. After Malcolm invites her to see his re-creation of the Burgundy Room, Bernice is surprised when Wesley arrives. And while he's just as shocked to see her there, too, things between them begin to thaw, especially after Eddie starts in with his impression of singer Sammy Davis, Jr. And with help from Malcolm and Eddie, Bernice and Wesley head home together. Finally, after using Hector fails to get the desired results, Nicolette throws Regina out in order to have Eddie all to herself.
- DirectorRob SchillerStarsMalcolm-Jamal WarnerEddie GriffinJaime CardricheAs he's honing his skills at the pool table with a game against Eddie, Malcolm is surprised when his old college friend and rival Preston Alexander arrives at Kelly's. Now a millionaire and one of the nation's most eligible bachelors, Preston is interested in avenging a loss at pool to Malcolm four years ago. When he suggests a $5,000 wager, Malcolm hesitates until Eddie offers to back him up with the cash. However, when Preston displays his amazing new skills at the table before leaving, Malcolm realizes he's been hustled. After learning that Eddie really doesn't have the money cover the bet, Malcolm is in real trouble. To help him out, Eddie offers the services of his Uncle Bucky, who suggests something unusual to take his mind off the game. And though Malcolm is skeptical, he finds that wearing women's underwear really works. To get Malcolm ready for his match, Eddie arranges for a massage from Tim. But Tim spills his oil and causes Malcolm to accidentally destroy the lucky underwear while trying to dry them in a microwave oven. As Malcolm's confidence in his game plummets, Eddie searches the bar for a replacement. But Uncle Bucky insists that their effect was all in Malcolm's head and he can play just as well without them. So, recalling his victory four years earlier, Malcolm finally finds the inspiration he needs to take Preston for $5,000 on the last shot of the game.
- DirectorJoe DanteStarsLeslie NielsenAlan NorthRex HamiltonIn order to infiltrate a criminal gang that bribes boxers Frank makes a contract with one of them, Buddy. This leads to a kidnapping of his girlfriend and Frank has to find her before Buddy forfeits.
- 198224mTV-PG8.2 (1.1K)TV EpisodeDirectorJim AbrahamsDavid ZuckerJerry ZuckerStarsLeslie NielsenAlan NorthRex HamiltonFrank investigates a murder case at a bank where a robber shot the clerk and then another staff member, Sally, shot the robber. The autopsy, however, shows differently.
- 198224mTV-PG8.0 (896)TV EpisodeDirectorGeorg Stanford BrownStarsLeslie NielsenAlan NorthRex HamiltonThe daughter of a textile tycoon is kidnapped and Frank must find her before it's too late to pay the ransom.
- 198224mTV-PG7.9 (813)TV EpisodeDirectorJoe DanteStarsLeslie NielsenAlan NorthRex HamiltonWhen a drug courier is found dead after a car accident, Frank and the team traces his work to the nightclub "Mr V's".
- 198224mTV-PG8.2 (833)TV EpisodeDirectorReza BadiyiStarsLeslie NielsenAlan NorthRex HamiltonWhen a woman reports being blackmailed by some thugs, Police Squad get even more reports of the same kind from other shop owners. To gain a better perspective, Frank and Norberg open up a key store in the most troubled area.
- 198224mTV-PG8.0 (852)TV EpisodeDirectorPaul KrasnyStarsLeslie NielsenAlan NorthRex HamiltonA judge is blown up as a session starts. Frank's investigation soon leads to a man who was convicted by him in the past.
- DirectorTom CheronesStarsJerry SeinfeldJulia Louis-DreyfusMichael RichardsAfter Jerry's apartment is robbed, Jerry starts to look for other apartments. But Jerry and George both want the same apartment, and Elaine wants the apartment of whoever loses out.
- DirectorTom CheronesStarsJerry SeinfeldJulia Louis-DreyfusMichael RichardsJerry wears an expensive jacket when he meets Elaine's father, but an argument ensues when Jerry is reluctant to wear it outside during a snowfall.
- DirectorTom CheronesStarsJerry SeinfeldJulia Louis-DreyfusMichael RichardsJerry, Elaine and George stop for a quick Chinese dinner before seeing "Plan 9 From Outer Space," but circumstances at the eatery make them miss the movie.
- DirectorTom CheronesStarsJerry SeinfeldJulia Louis-DreyfusMichael RichardsThe gang gets suspicious of their accountant.
- DirectorTom CheronesStarsJerry SeinfeldJulia Louis-DreyfusMichael RichardsWhen an apartment becomes available in Jerry's building, he helps Elaine get it, only to regret his decision to do so. George starts wearing a wedding ring because he's heard that it helps single guys pick up women.
- DirectorTom CheronesStarsJerry SeinfeldJulia Louis-DreyfusMichael RichardsGeorge takes revenge on his boss for not hiring him back after he quit and was rude to him, and Jerry and Kramer take revenge on a dry cleaner after Jerry accuses him of stealing $1,500 from his laundry bag.
- DirectorTom CheronesStarsJerry SeinfeldJulia Louis-DreyfusMichael RichardsAfter suffering what he thinks is a heart attack, George discovers he has inflamed tonsils and seeks alternative medicine to heal.
- DirectorJoshua WhiteStarsJerry SeinfeldJulia Louis-DreyfusMichael RichardsThe library asks Jerry about a book he checked out in 1971 and never returned, so Jerry looks up an old girlfriend for his defense against a library cop.
- DirectorTom CheronesStarsJerry SeinfeldJulia Louis-DreyfusMichael RichardsJerry and Elaine join George for a special party, where they send signals to each other to get out of bad party conversations; George had an office romance.
- DirectorTom CheronesStarsJerry SeinfeldJulia Louis-DreyfusMichael RichardsEveryone has an uncommon experience while going their separate ways on the subway; Kramer overheard a hot tip on a horse on his way to pay a traffic violation.
- DirectorAndy AckermanStarsJerry SeinfeldJulia Louis-DreyfusMichael RichardsA soup stand owner obsesses about his customers' ordering procedure, but his soup is so good that people line up down the block for it anyway.
- DirectorAndy AckermanStarsJerry SeinfeldJulia Louis-DreyfusMichael RichardsA survivor of a shipwreck beats George out of an apartment, so George decides to tell the landlords the tragedies of his life in hopes of getting it back based on pity.
- DirectorDon WeisStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonThe camp prepares for a visit from General Douglas MacArthur, but Klinger interrupts the proceedings with his attempts to earn a Section 8 discharge.
- DirectorTerry BeckerStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonAfter tapping Frank Burns for blood, Hawkeye and Trapper's patient develops complications. They believe Frank has hepatitis and try to keep him operating.
- DirectorJackie CooperStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHenry's orders to the 4077th to be on their best behavior when General Clayton sends a psychiatrist to evaluate them meet with mixed results. Will the team be broken up and sent to other units?
- DirectorJackie CooperStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonRadar reports on the comedies and tragedies of a typical 4077th week while Majors Houlihan and Burns try to get Cpl. Klinger transferred and Hawkeye falls hard for a nurse.
- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonRadar hits a local with a jeep and a GI suffers from battle fatigue while Pierce and McIntyre clash with Frank Burns and the CID all during a poker game disguised as an officer's conference.
- DirectorJackie CooperStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonA friend's letter causes Margaret to re-evaluate her life in the 4077th and request a transfer.
- DirectorDon WeisStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonMarried family man Henry Blake falls in love with 20-year-old ex-cheerleader Nancy Sue Parker, who is less than half his age. Nancy visits Colonel Blake at the camp and comes on to Hawkeye while Henry's in surgery.
- DirectorHy AverbackStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonWhen Henry goes to Tokyo for a conference, Frank outlaws alcoholic beverages, dismantles the still, and enlists Father Mulcahy to present a sermon on the evils of drink. But Frank discovers that drying out the 4077th isn't so easy.
- DirectorTom CheronesStarsJerry SeinfeldJulia Louis-DreyfusMichael RichardsJerry is deemed a racist when he purchases a Native American statue for Elaine. Kramer tries to get Elaine's company to publish his coffee table book. Elaine runs into a really creepy man on the subway who steals Frank's TV Guide and follows her to the Costanza's house. Meanwhile, George gets grounded when he has sex with a woman in his parents' bed.
- DirectorHy AverbackStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonAnother day, another complaint to Gen. Mitchell, compliments of Hotlips, Inc. and Henry is tired of their constant abuse. To make matters worse, Private Danny Baker keeps going AWOL. With the help of Fr. Mulcahy, Hawkeye and Trapper get to the bottom of Baker's trouble: his huge nose. Hawkeye calls his old buddy, renowned plastic surgeon, Major Stanley "Stosh" Robbins, (Stuart Margolin) to perform the surgery...in exchange for a date with "The Barracuda." The big problem: all elective surgery is against U.S. military regulations. Hotlips, Inc. are very suspicious. But promises were made and contingency plans laid. Will Baker get a new nose? Will Stosh meet The Barracuda? Dig through all of the white tape to find out!
- DirectorJackie CooperStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonA Korean family claims that the 4077th is set up on their farm and wants the unit to move; a Korean girl names Radar as the father of her child.
- DirectorHy AverbackStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonAssigned by Frank Burns as Officer of the Day in Henry's absence, Hawkeye must deal with the daily 4077th chaos and try to thwart sneaky Col. Flagg's plans for his Korean prisoner.
- DirectorDon WeisStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonGeneral Robert "Iron Guts" Kelly arrives for an inspection and dies in Margaret's tent, prompting his aide Colonel Wortman to do damage control and make it look as if Kelly died in combat.
- DirectorHarry MorganStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganHawkeye is court martialed for mutiny under Frank Burns' command.
- DirectorHarry MorganStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganWhen a nurse that Hawkeye is dating dies, he offers to deliver her eulogy and discovers that he didn't know her. Klinger tries to interest Charles in a business venture.
- DirectorBurt MetcalfeStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganIt's another M*A*S*H prankathon. This time, Hawkeye appears to be the marked man after menial practical jokes happen to everyone in camp, but him. Will they get him too? Or is Hawkeye already the victim of an even larger practical joke?
- DirectorAlan AldaStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganPsychiatrist Sidney Freedman composes a letter to Sigmund Freud during a visit to the 4077, while the rest of the camp endures the hijinks of a mystery prankster.
- DirectorWilliam K. JurgensenStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganA hurried relocation to a cave is complicated by Hawkeye revealing he has claustrophobia.
- DirectorBurt MetcalfeStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganHawkeye starts sleepwalking and having horrific nightmares. He begins to think that he may be starting to lose his "war against the war."
- DirectorBurt MetcalfeStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganRadar becomes an aspiring writer after ordering a flier from a comic book, and Hawkeye and B.J. give Frank a surprise birthday present that only he will appreciate.
- DirectorAlan AldaBurt MetcalfeStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganHawkeye and Margaret become romantically involved while they are trapped behind enemy lines.
- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganHawkeye and B.J. place a toe tag on a passed-out Frank as part of a drunken practical joke. But the joke backfires on them when he is accidentally shipped out to the front lines.
- DirectorCyril FrankelStarsStuart DamonAlexandra BastedoWilliam GauntSharron MacReady, Craig Stirling and Richard Barrett work as agents for international law enforcement bureau Nemesis, based in Geneva, Whilst returning from a mission in China with bacteriological material stolen from the Chinese, their plane is shot down over the Himalayas. They survive and are nurtured by a Tibetan tribe, presided over by an elderly lama, who give them super-human strength, telepathic powers and augmented hearing. This allows them to best their pursuers and return to Geneva, though they keep their promise to the old lama not to divulge to their boss Tremayne - or anybody - how they have obtained their new strengths.
- DirectorMartha CoolidgeStarsDavid RascheAnne-Marie MartinHarrison PageViolence-prone Sledge Hammer is assigned to head up the investigation when the mayor's daughter is abducted, but he predictably objects to a requirement that he work with female detective Dori Doreau.
- DirectorCharles BravermanStarsDavid RascheAnne-Marie MartinHarrison PageA local TV newscaster creates bitter public feeling toward the police department when he reports and editorializes adversely on what he sees during a day-long ride with Sledge and Dori.
- DirectorJackie CooperStarsDavid RascheAnne-Marie MartinHarrison PageWhen an organized crime boss puts a price on his head, Sledge is able to take refuge with a peace-loving "Maninote" farmer and his daughter.
- DirectorDavid WechterStarsDavid RascheAnne-Marie MartinHarrison PagePrison escapee John Kogan commandeers a bus and launches a one-man wave of crime and violence, pledging to stop only if Sledge agrees to meet him in a one-on-one gunfight.
- DirectorJames SheldonStarsDavid RascheAnne-Marie MartinHarrison PageSledge and Dori find themselves in a hostage situation as a result of a foiled bank robbery.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsLloyd BochnerSusan CummingsRichard KielAn alien race comes to Earth, promising peace and sharing technology. A linguist and his team set out to translate the aliens' language, using a book whose title they deduce is "To Serve Man."
- DirectorDavid WechterStarsDavid RascheAnne-Marie MartinHarrison PageSledge is assigned to bring order to a notoriously dangerous local high school that is dominated by four young toughs who supply stolen cars to a crime boss.
- DirectorJackie CooperStarsDavid RascheAnne-Marie MartinHarrison PageSledge goes undercover to learn why Elvis impersonators are being systematically murdered with a gold microphone.
- DirectorCharles S. DubinStarsDavid RascheAnne-Marie MartinHarrison PageThe commissioner personally assigns Sledge to guard Captain Trunk in order to ensure the Captain's safety until he is able to provide critical testimony before a grand jury.
- DirectorCharles BravermanStarsDavid RascheAnne-Marie MartinHarrison PageSledge becomes even more violent than usual as part of an attempt to infiltrate a group of vigilante police officers who are executing recently acquitted criminal defendants.
- DirectorKim MannersStarsDavid RascheAnne-Marie MartinHarrison PageSledge and Dori pose as a well-to-do childless couple in an attempt to catch a pair of thieves who steal babies and sell them to prospective parents with ready cash.
- DirectorCharles BravermanStarsDavid RascheAnne-Marie MartinHarrison PageSledge tries to provide help and guidance to Gil Yates, a retired trigger-happy police officer whom he idolized as a boy.