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- DirectorStan LathanStarsDave ChappelleGreer BarnesChappelle cuts loose in what he does best, Chappelle-style! And for what it's worth, no one is safe from Dave!
- DirectorKeith TruesdellStarsChris RockSlick RickDoug E. FreshChris Rock's third HBO comedy special shows him performing his stand-up routine at Apollo Theater in Harlem.
- 2003– 1h 30mTV-MA7.4 (2.2K)TV EpisodeDirectorJoel GallenStarsBob SagetJohn StamosJeffrey RossThe aggravatingly amiable star of "Full House," "America's Funniest Home Videos"
- 2003– 1h 30mTV-MA7.2 (2.1K)TV EpisodeDirectorJoel GallenStarsDavid HasselhoffSeth MacFarlaneWhitney CummingsTime to hassle the Hoff at the rudest, raunchiest television event of the year--The Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff. From running in slo-mo on the beach to inspiring Germany with the power of cheesy pop--it's almost too easy.
- 2003– 1h 30mTV-MA7.3 (2.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorJoel GallenStarsWilliam ShatnerJason AlexanderFarrah FawcettIt's William Shatner's turn to step in to the celebrity hot seat for the latest installment of The Comedy Central Roast. A parade of Shatner's friends have gotten together to boldly go where no one has gone before: on William Shatner's sh*tlist. Tune in as some of Shatner's closest friends hang out, have a few drinks, listen to a live performance by one of the hottest bands around, and then spend ninety minutes ridiculing and insulting the man behind Captain Kirk. So sit back and enjoy the night of insults as Shatner's tries not to lose his cool - or his toupee!
- 2003– 1h 21mM7.0 (1.5K)TV EpisodeDirectorJoel GallenStarsRob LoweDavid SpadeRob RiggleIt's Rob Lowe's turn to step in to the celebrity hot seat for the latest installment of The Comedy Central Roast.
- 2003– 1h 30mTV-MA6.9 (1.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorJoel GallenStarsRoseanne BarrJane LynchKatey SagalIt's Roseanne Barr's turn to step in to the celebrity hot seat for the latest installment of The Comedy Central Roast.
- 2003– 1h 24mTV-MA7.3 (4K)TV EpisodeDirectorJoel GallenStarsJustin BieberKevin HartMartha StewartSeveral roasters, and the master himself Kevin Hart, make fun of Justin Bieber.
- 2003– 1h 25mTV-MA6.6 (1.8K)TV EpisodeDirectorJoel GallenStarsJoseph Gordon-LevittCybill ShepherdEdward NortonTraditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.
- 2003– 1h 30mTV-MA6.9 (1.8K)TV EpisodeDirectorJoel GallenStarsFlavor FlavKatt WilliamsJeffrey RossIt's Flavor Flav's turn to step in to the celebrity hot seat for the latest installment of The Comedy Central Roast.
- DirectorManny RodriguezStarsJeff DunhamJeff and his characters Walter, Peanut, José Jalapeño, Bubba J, and Sweet Daddy Dee for a live show.
- DirectorMichael SimonStarsJeff DunhamPaige DunhamJeff Dunham and his socially reckless "suitcase posse" are back in this highly anticipated follow-up to Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself (2006).
- 2003– 1h 30mTV-MA7.1 (2.8K)TV EpisodeDirectorJoel GallenStarsPamela AndersonJimmy KimmelTommy LeeComedy Central's best roasters and stand up comedians take a whack at actor/model Pamela Anderson.
- DirectorStan LathanStarsDave ChappelleAlbert PrecourtDave Chappelle returns to D.C. and riffs on politics, police, race relations, drugs, Sesame Street and more.
- DirectorMarty CallnerStarsDane CookVicious Circle captures the hottest comic in America in his first HBO comedy event, a unique "in the round" performance before his hometown Boston fans.
- DirectorMichael SimonMatthew McNeilStarsJeff DunhamVentriloquist and comic Jeff Dunham takes to the stage to provide fresh comedic material with his classic puppets Walter, Peanut, Jose Jalapeño and Achmed, as well as with two never-before-seen characters with their own unique quirks.
- DirectorMarty CallnerStarsRobin WilliamsThe master comedian performs in Washington DC and gives his wry observations about life, politics and his health.
- 2003– 1h 10mTV-MA7.7 (4.5K)TV EpisodeDirectorJoel GallenStarsJames FrancoSeth RogenJeffrey RossIt's James Franco's turn to step in to the celebrity hot seat for the latest installment of The Comedy Central Roast.
- DirectorManny RodriguezStarsGabriel IglesiasMartin MorenoGabriel Iglesias is one of the fastest rising comics today! With his unique brand of humor, loveable stage presence and a wide range of voices and impressions, it's no wonder he became an instant favorite on "Last Comic Standing." Now you can see Comedy Central's "Comic of the Year" in a sold out concert performance at the historic Fox Theater in Bakersfield, California.
- DirectorRocco UrbisciStarsGeorge CarlinIn "Complaints & Grievances," George Carlin's 12th HBO comedy special, taped at the Beacon Theater in New York on November 17, 2001 (ten weeks after 9/11), Carlin casts his usual jaundiced eye on America and its inhabitants.From the events of 9/11, to the Ten Commandments, to why you should never stop if you run someone over with your car, nothing is sacred to this 45-year veteran of the comedy scene. Self-help books, answering machines, gun nuts, visors, motivational seminars, pictures of children, singers with one name, hot air balloons and guys named Todd; take your pick. They all come in for a special, closer Carlin look in this latest hilarious collection.
- 2003– 1h 30mTV-MA7.6 (5.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorJoel GallenStarsCharlie SheenSeth MacFarlaneKate WalshIt's Charlie Sheen's turn to step in to the celebrity hot seat for the latest installment of The Comedy Central Roast.
- 2003– 1h 24mTV-MA7.1 (1.2K)TV EpisodeDirectorJoel GallenStarsJoan RiversKathy GriffinWhitney CummingsIt's the "Queen of Mean", Joan Rivers turn to step in to the celebrity hot seat for the latest installment of The Comedy Central Roast.
- 2003– 1h 5mTV-MA7.0 (2.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorJoel GallenStarsDonald TrumpSeth MacFarlaneWhitney CummingsBillionaire Donald Trump is roasted on Comedy Central by Jeffrey Ross, Seth MacFarlane, Gilbert Gottfried, Whitney Cummings, Snoop Dogg, Larry King, Marlee Matlin, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Lisa Lampanelli and Anthony Jeselnic.
- 2003– 1h 3mTV-MA6.6 (814)TV EpisodeDirectorJoel GallenStarsLarry the Cable GuyLisa LampanelliGreg GiraldoLisa Lampinelli hosts the Comedy Central Roast of Larry the Cable Guy with Toby Keith, Warren Sapp, Jeff Foxworthy, Greg Giraldo, Nick DiPaolo, Gary Busey, Jeff Ross and Maureen McCormack among others.
- DirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerMarcus LiversedgeStarsAlec BaldwinTy BurrellLouis C.K.The best of the year in television and movie comedy are honored.
- DirectorBucky GuntsStarsTheodore AngelopoulosGianna Angelopoulos-DaskalakiJan Peter BalkenendeCoverage of the opening ceremony of the 2004 Summer Olympic Games in Athens.
- DirectorBruce GowersStarsEddie MurphyJames ArgiroGus LoundermonEddie Murphy's raunchy, raucous stand-up comedy routine is captured for posterity on this tape.
- DirectorMick ThomasMike MaclaineStarsJimmy CarrCat DeeleyJonathan RossAnnual British TV show with comedy panel in the style of a pub quiz with questions relating to the events of the year just gone by.
- DirectorWill LovelaceDylan SouthernStarsAziz AnsariAziz Ansari focuses his unique viewpoint on pending adulthood, babies, marriage and love in the modern era.
- DirectorRyan PolitoStarsRussell BrandBrian BalthazarRussell Brand, the unexpected star and scene-stealer of "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" and controversial host of the 2008 VMA's, makes his Comedy Central debut with "Russell Brand in New York City." Detailing the difficulty of handling his newfound fame in America, recounting the time he met the Queen and instructing woman on how they should approach him, Russell Brand proves he's the hottest thing to come out of Britain since The Beatles.
- DirectorRyan PolitoStarsAmy SchumerNothing is off limits for Amy Schumer in her first original one-hour stand-up special. Schumer airs every hilarious, messed-up detail of her dating and sex life, from encounters with unexpected body parts to hate-filled personal grooming appointments.
- DirectorMarcus RaboyStarsKumail NanjianiIn the world premiere of his Comedy Central one-hour stand-up special, "Beta Male," Kumail Nanjiani ("John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show," "Portlandia," "Franklin & Bash") tells you about all the things that terrify him completely.
- DirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerStarsPatrice O'NealJosh FademElephant In The Room, filmed at the acclaimed Montreal Comedy Festival, is Patrice's first full-length special.
- DirectorChristopher StorerStarsHasan MinhajIn his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant parents.
- DirectorLouis J. HorvitzStarsAnne HathawayJodie ComerEmily BluntAn awards ceremony hosted by Sandra Oh and Andy Samberg that celebrates the best performances in television and film.
- DirectorMike ArnoldStarsGisele BündchenCamille KostekTravis ScottThe New England Patriots and Los Angeles Rams compete to determine the championship of the National Football League.
- DirectorDrew EsocoffStarsPaul AllenCliff AvrilBill BelichickThe defending Super Bowl 48 champions Seattle Seahawks and the AFC champion New England Patriots play for the championship of the National Football League at University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale, Arizona.
- DirectorRich RussoStarsMarshawn LynchPaul McCartneyErin AndrewsThe AFC champion Denver Broncos and the NFC champion Seattle Seahawks play for the championship of the National Football League at MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford.
- DirectorDrew EsocoffStarsJennifer LopezBradley CooperJustin TimberlakeThe New England Patriots and Philadelphia Eagles compete to determine the championship of the National Football League.
- DirectorRich RussoStarsMark WahlbergLady GagaGisele BündchenThe NFC champion Atlanta Falcons and the AFC champion New England Patriots play for the National Football League championship at NRG Stadium in Houston, Texas.
- DirectorHamish HamiltonStarsGraham BreitensteinDay'nah CooperAshley CruzThe Super Bowl LI Halftime show took place on February 5, 2017 in Houston, Texas as part of Super Bowl LI. The show was headlined by Lady Gaga, who performed a medley of her songs, including the smash hit Million Reasons from her fifth studio album Joanne.
- DirectorHamish HamiltonStarsBig BoiSleepy BrownRodger BumpassWhile the New England Patriots and the Los Angeles Rams compete for the Championship of the National Football League, Maroon 5 takes over the Pepsi Super Bowl 53 Halftime Show at Mercedes Benz Stadium in Atlanta, GA.
- DirectorHamish HamiltonStarsKaty PerryLenny KravitzMissy ElliottBetween lions, dancing sharks, glowing orbs and fireworks exploding, pop star Katy Perry delivers an once in a lifetime performance for the 2015 Super Bowl halftime show.
- DirectorHamish HamiltonStarsTony BellissimoJennifer BermeoKevin CsolakFormer *NSYNC member, Justin Timberlake headlines the Super Bowl LII Halftime Show at U.S. Bank Stadium in Minneapolis, Minnesota with a medley of his songs and a tribute to Minneapolis native Prince.
- DirectorHamish HamiltonStarsBruno MarsFleaJames Freedson-Jackson
- DirectorLouis J. HorvitzStarsNina DobrevDua LipaJennifer LopezThe 61st Annual Grammy Awards is an awards ceremony hosted by Alicia Keys that honors excellence in the recording industry.
- DirectorGlenn WeissStarsQueenAdam LambertTina FeyThe 91st Academy Awards for film achievements in 2018 are presented; top contenders include BlacKkKlansman (2018), Black Panther (2018), Bohemian Rhapsody (2018), The Favourite (2018), Green Book (2018), Roma (2018), A Star Is Born (2018) and Vice (2018).
- DirectorLouis J. HorvitzStarsJames CordenLady GagaRihannaFestivities at Madison Square Garden in New York City honor excellence in the recording industry. James Corden hosts.
- DirectorMatt BizerTim RileyLaura WasserWorking alongside the Grammy's and Spotify including pre-events, parties, behind the scenes, and Red Carpet. Video Production, fast turnaround social cuts, B Reel on all events for morning television broadcast, and electronic press kits. Multiple production teams at each event along with a teams of editors to roll out and hit multiple delivery deadlines on all formats.
- DirectorLouis J. HorvitzStarsLady GagaGina RodriguezTori KellyFestivities at Staples Center in Los Angeles honor excellence in the recording industry, James Corden hosts; scheduled performers include John Legend, Metallica, Carrie Underwood, Keith Urban, Adele, and Bruno Mars.
- DirectorGlenn WeissStarsJimmy KimmelHelen MirrenViola DavisThe 90th Annual Academy Awards ceremony, hosted by Jimmy Kimmel, celebrates the film industry's biggest achievements for the year 2017.
- DirectorLouis J. HorvitzSandra RestrepoStarsLL Cool JAdeleAlabama ShakesThe best music of 2015 is celebrated in this broadcast that features performances by award-winning artists.
- DirectorGlenn WeissStarsJimmy KimmelJustin TimberlakeAlicia VikanderThe 89th Annual Academy Awards ceremony celebrates the film industry's best and biggest in cinema for the year 2016 with host Jimmy Kimmel, including awards for best actors, directors, songs, original screenplays and motion picture.
- DirectorLouis J. HorvitzStarsAC/DCMaya AngelouIggy AzaleaAwards for music are presented and stars perform different songs.
- DirectorGlenn WeissStarsChris RockEmily BluntCharlize TheronThe 88th Academy Awards ceremony honors achievement in film in 2015.
- DirectorLouis J. HorvitzStarsLL Cool JBeyoncéJay-ZThe Beatles celebrate 50 years since they were the Ed Sullivan show in 1964 and famous singers sing the timeless songs as so much other stuff
- DirectorHamish HamiltonStarsEllen DeGeneresAnne HathawayBarkhad AbdiThe Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences celebrates the previous year's (2013) achievements in film.
- DirectorHamish HamiltonStarsNeil Patrick HarrisAnna KendrickLupita Nyong'oThe Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences celebrates the year's achievements in film.
- DirectorDon MischerKabir AkhtarArchie GipsStarsEmma StoneTom CruisePenélope CruzAnnual awards presentation honoring the best film achievements of 2011.
- DirectorDon MischerStarsSeth MacFarlaneWilliam ShatnerNaomi WattsSeth MacFarlane hosts the Academy Awards.
- DirectorRoger GoodmanAllen P. HainesStarsHugh JackmanAmy AdamsJennifer AnistonAnnual awards presentation honoring the best film achievements of 2008.
- DirectorLouis J. HorvitzJoseph TakatsStarsJon StewartJan AarisAmy AdamsIn the annual awards presentation, the nominated films include Atonement (2007), Juno (2007), Michael Clayton (2007), No Country for Old Men (2007), and There Will Be Blood (2007).
- DirectorHamish HamiltonAnne FletcherRichard A. PreussStarsDakota FanningRyan ReynoldsKeanu ReevesSteve Martin and Alec Baldwin host the Oscars.
- DirectorDon MischerTroy MillerStarsAnne HathawayPenélope CruzNicole KidmanThe 83rd Annual Academy Awards honoring the best in film for the year 2010.
- DirectorLouis J. HorvitzJoel GallenErrol MorrisStarsEllen DeGeneresBen AffleckRoger AllersFilms nominated for the annual awards include Babel (2006), The Departed (2006), Letters from Iwo Jima (2006), Little Miss Sunshine (2006), and The Queen (2006).
- DirectorLouis J. HorvitzRoger GoodmanStarsChris RockAndrew AdamsonAlan AldaFilms nominated for the annual awards include The Aviator (2004), Finding Neverland (2004), Million Dollar Baby (2004), Ray (2004) and Sideways (2004).
- DirectorLouis J. HorvitzTroy MillerStarsBilly CrystalShohreh AghdashlooLiam AikenIn the annual awards presentation, the nominated films include The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003), Lost in Translation (2003), Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003), Mystic River (2003), and Seabiscuit (2003).
- DirectorLouis J. HorvitzRoger GoodmanTroy MillerStarsJon StewartAmy AdamsMoustapha AkkadFilms contending for the annual awards include Brokeback Mountain (2005), Capote (2005), Crash (2004), Good Night, and Good Luck. (2005) and Munich (2005).
- DirectorLouis J. HorvitzStarsRicky GervaisChanning TatumJonah HillThe Hollywood Foreign Press Association's 73rd annual event honoring excellence in film and television, hosted by Ricky Gervais.
- DirectorLouis J. HorvitzStarsEmily BluntJessica AlbaEmma StoneThe annual Golden Globe Awards hosted by Ricky Gervais.
- DirectorLouis J. HorvitzStarsRicky Gervais50 CentAmy AdamsThe annual Golden Globe Awards hosted by Ricky Gervais
- DirectorLouis J. HorvitzStarsTina FeyAmy PoehlerJennifer AnistonThe annual Golden Globes hosted by Tina Fey and Amy Poheler.
- DirectorChris DonovanStarsRicky GervaisAmy AdamsJane AdamsThe 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards, hosted by Ricky Gervais.
- DirectorLouis J. HorvitzStarsJimmy FallonNicole KidmanAmy AdamsComic Jimmy Fallon hosts a celebration of achievements in television and film, with actors Steve Carell, Anna Kendrick, Sofía Vergara and Brie Larson presenting awards and Golden Globe winner Meryl Streep receiving the 2017 Cecil B. DeMille Award.
- DirectorLouis J. HorvitzStarsTina FeyAmy PoehlerAmy AdamsA ceremony that honors the best in Television and cinema of the year hosted by Tina Fey and Amy Poehler
- DirectorLouis J. HorvitzStarsTina FeyAmy PoehlerJennifer LawrenceThe Hollywood Foreign Press Association's 71 annual event honoring excellence in film and television.
- DirectorLouis J. HorvitzStarsChristina HendricksAaron Taylor-JohnsonElisabeth MossThe Hollywood Foreign Press Association acknowledges the best in movies and TV for the year 2017.
- DirectorHamish HamiltonStarsMiley CyrusYeTaylor SwiftAwards for best video music in 2015.
- DirectorJoe DeMaioDan OpsalStarsAdam DevineAjiona AlexusBlake AndersonThe 2017 MTV Movie and TV Awards was held on May 7, 2017, from the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, California, U.S. Hosted by Adam DeVine.
- DirectorJoe DeMaioJoel GallenAdam McKayStarsLindsay LohanChristina AguileraShawn AshmoreBig time movie actors received awards for outstanding performance in their in 2004
- DirectorAlex RudzinskiPaul DugdaleStarsMillie Bobby BrownJennifer LopezAnna KendrickThe 2018 MTV Video Music Awards was held on August 20, 2018 at Radio City Music Hall in New York City.[1] The 35th annual award show aired live from the venue for the 12th time.
- DirectorGlenn WeissStarsJames CordenUzo AdubaBillie AllenHosted by James Corden, The Tony's is the ultimate night for theatre geeks and Broadway lovers! It's an award show for all things Broadway and theatre, with performances by the cast of Hamilton, Waitress, She Loves Me, and more!
- DirectorGlenn WeissStarsLudacrisPitbullOneRepublicThe 2014 Billboard Music Awards where various artists from different categories such as pop,rap,hip hop,inde and so on get to preform on stage, and /or get to win a Billboard Music Award.
- DirectorGlenn WeissStan MorseStarsTracee Ellis RossTy Dolla $ignCardi BMusic award show on ABC.
- DirectorGlenn WeissStarsTracee Ellis RossLauren DundeeChristina AguileraAmerican Music Awards 2017 with performances from Kelly Clarkson, Nick Jonas, Demi Lovato, more.
- DirectorSeher BediBruce GowersBruce LeddyStarsShawn WayansMarlon WayansSisqóThe seventeenth annual MTV Video Music Awards with appearances by Sisqo, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Bobby Brown, Jay-Z and Mark Wahlberg. Hosted by Shawn and Marlon Wayans.
- DirectorHamish HamiltonDave DiomediStars*NSYNC2 ChainzDrop and AbelThe 2013 MTV Video Music Awards is presented.
- DirectorHamish HamiltonStarsKevin HartKaty PerryOne DirectionMTV is back, with Kevin Hart hosting.
- DirectorMark BurnettJoe DeMaioJay KogenStarsMike MyersElliot PageJT Alexander*MTV Movie Awards - June 1, 2008 (*the show where you can guess who has won by who has actually bothered attending) Host Mike Myers, who's starring in "The Love Guru," which we'll be hearing a lot about I'm guessing, comes out to a standing ovation from a crowd filled with stars of TV, the big screen, and the Billboard charts. He tells us that the show is completely live. His monologue contains a bad joke about high gas prices forcing Optimus Prime into taking the bus. Chris Brown in a weird leather military-style jacket reminiscent of Michael Jackson comes onstage and tells Myers not to just phone it in and pimp "The Love Guru." Myers challenges Brown to a dance battle. Brown is predictably amazing, Myers ain't no dancer but he holds his own. They mock the "Beat It" knife routine and then do a pas de deux in which Myers really gets on the good foot. (He clearly took tap dancing lessons at some time in his life.) Award: Best Female Perrformance Presenters: Will Smith, Charlize Theron, and Jason Bateman from "Hancock." Smith tries to get the crowd hyped up by call-and-responsing "fe-" and "-male" with the audience. Bateman is about to do the same with "Han-" and "-Cock" before Theron stops him. Nominees: Keira Knightley, "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End"; Katherine Heigl, "Knocked Up"; Amy Adams, "Enchanted"; Jessica Biel, "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry"; Ellen Page, "Juno" Winner: Ellen Page Speech: She pretends to kiss Bateman, her "Juno" co-star. (She's shorter than the microphone!) She marvels at getting the award from this trio. She says thanks very much to MTV and the voters. Diablo Cody applauds. She thanks the director, cast, crew, studio, and singles out Cody and then skedaddles. Rainn Wilson, who calls himself a huge movie star, is sitting in the audience with an Anton Chigurh lookalike warning winners not to go over their allotted time or this guy will kill them with his air compressor. Award: Best Fight Presenters: Will Ferrell and Danny McBride of "The Foot Fist Way." Ferrell says that stopping illiteracy is the most important fight in the U.S.A., they then make bad illiteracy jokes. The jokes fall flat and they pimp their movies. Nominees: Matt Damon vs. some dude, "The Bourne Ultimatum"; Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker vs. some dudes, "Rush Hour 3"; Alien vs. Predator, "Aliens vs Predator"; Hayden Christensen vs. Jamie Bell, "Jumper"; Sean Faris vs. Cam Gigandet "Never Back Down"; Tobey Maguire vs. James Franco, "Spider-Man 3" Winner: Faris and Gigandet Speech: Sean thanks MTV, agents, studios etc. Cam thanks, presumably, their fight instructor, and the fans etc. The Anton Chigurh lookalike comes on stage Presenters: Edward Norton and Liv Tyler of "The Incredible Hulk" come on to introduce the night's first musical performers, Coldplay. They talk about the Brit pop-rockers' hits and activism. Performance: Coldplay, "Viva La Vida." With a a string quartet on screen the band in their own military style jackets open up the stately, bouncy title track to their forthcoming album. The drummer is banging a huge upright bass drum and Chris Martin and the bass player are manning opposing keyboards. A rain of red confetti showers down mid-song. I think the confetti is shaped like hearts. The song is not terribly dynamic, sort of just strutting along. Now a shower of white confetti flies out. Now blue. Martin, who strolls around in the confetti rain, seems happy even though it sounds like his falsetto might not be quite pitch-perfect this evening. It's pleasant but not mind-blowing. Award: Best Summer Movie So Far Presenters: Seth Rogen and James Franco of "The Pineapple Express." They say MTV wanted two stoners like them to give this ridiculous award. They joke that in real life they do not actually smoke weed. They say on set it was all fake weed like this big bag Rogen has, and the joint Franco has, and the lighter Rogen has and uses to light the joint which they joke they are not smoking. (As we see good friends Rihanna and Chris Brown looking on wide-eyed and recovering addict Robert Downey, Jr. looking mildly uncomfortable to be put on camera at this moment). They joke it's not really, really good weed at all and for kids to not smoke fake pot like they are. Nominees: "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull"; "Sex and the City: The Movie"; "Speed Racer"; "The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian"; "Iron Man" Winner: "Iron Man" (Franco and Rogen now have the "munchies.") Speech: Director Jon Favreau and star Robert Downey, Jr. accept. Downey thanks Franco and Rogen for the "intoxicating" introduction. Favreau thanks the fans, the cast, the studio,etc. Downey, Jr. signs off by thanking Coolio? Or maybe he was just saying "coolio." Oh these wacky kids and their lingo. Film package: Myers in drag is playing "Tristan Davis" an Australian caterer who is dishing about what the stars like to eat, apparently a lot of Nutter Butters. A pregnant Jessica Alba - co-star in "The Love Guru"- comes in to ask for a sandwich. Tristan calls her fat. Jessica protests she's pregnant. They go back and forth. Oy. Award: Best Male Performance Presenters: Sarah Jessica Parker and Jennifer Hudson of "Sex and the City." They're momentarily put off their telemprompter banter by the love of hecklers shouting out in the crowd. They talk about the nominated actors "running" around in their movies and make a joke about how much harder it would've been in heels. SJP looks supertight in a supertight shimmery black mini-dress and Hudson is scrumptious, towering over SJP in a pink and white number that accentuates her, um, assets. Nominees: Michael Cera, "Juno"; Denzel Washington, "American Gangster"; Matt Damon, "The Bourne Ultimatum"; Will Smith, "I Am Legend"; Shia LaBoeuf, "Transformers" Winner: Will Smith, who brings up his son. Speech: He says he remembers being on this stage in 1988 so to be here in 2008 is amazing. (Technically, wouldn't he have been on the MTV Video Music Awards stage back then?) He knows he hasn't always made great movies but says that he's been trying hard. He talks about dedicating his life to making everything he touches better. He thanks the fans for going to see the film even though he was the only one on screen for the first hour. Yikes! Myers is doing a "Wayne's World" sketch and the audience gives the intro a standing ovation. Dana Carvey as Garth is with him on the old set. Garth admits it's been awhile since we last saw them. 1994. The big news: Garth's gotten pubes. They talk about Tila Tequila and how, since she goes both ways, she's satisfied no matter what happens when she sticks her hands down someone's pants. They then pantomime this, to the amusement of Paris Hilton and Benji Madden but to the shocked discomfort of Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron. They introduce a top ten list. It's the Top Ten Porno Names Based on Last Year's Hit Movies: 10. "Horton Hears a Ho" 9. "National Pleasure 2: Book of Secretions" 8. "I Am Legend... In Bed" 7. "The Suck-it List" (Jennifer Hudson doesn't get it). 6. "I Know Who Drilled Me" 5. "Scat-a touille" 4. "Gush Hour 3" 3. "No Country For Old Balls" 2. "Alvin In the Chipmunks" 1. "Iron Man" Award: Best Comedic Performance Presenters: Steve Carrell, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and Anne Hathaway of "Get Smart." Steve and the Rock do a bit on Steve leaning in to the microphone unnecessarily. Carell says he thinks he can handle it. A heckler makes a joke we can't hear but that cracks up the audience. Then, thanks to Carell repeating it, it's clear the person yelled out Michael Scott's catchphrase "that's what she said!" Nominees: Jonah Hill, "Superbad"; Amy Adams, "Enchanted"; Adam Sandler, "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry"; Seth Rogen, "Knocked Up"; Johnny Depp, "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End" Winner: Johnny Depp, who, OMG is back to his supershort, superslick "21 Jump Street"- "Cry-Baby" hair and looks edible. Lindsay Lohan gives him a standing ovation. Hill and Rogen, sitting together, jokingly give him the thumbs down. Diablo Cody grabs her chest in a gesture of, believable, faint-heartedness. Speech: Depp says he doesn't know how this happened since he's not a very funny person. Not even remotely. He waves to the screaming fans. He calls it sweet and says thanks. Zac Efron wholeheartedly approves. Award: The Generation Award to Adam Sandler Presenter: Tom Cruise, who gets a nice reception from the crowd. He explains this award is the highest honor bestowed by MTV, given to an individual who has displayed significant cinematic achievement. He calls Sandler "The Sandman." He jokes about Sandler's career playing various "boys" and "mans" (Canteen Boy, Waterboy, Opera Man etc.) He jokes about him winning Academy Awards and a Nobel prize. He keeps calling him "The Sandman." He jokes it was "The Sandman's" idea for him to dance around in his underwear in "Risky Business." Clip Package: Clips from Sandler movies including "The Waterboy," "The Wedding Singer" et. al.; "Saturday Night Live"; and even MTV's "Remote Control." Adam Sandler, holding an electric guitar, pops up from below the stage to front a band playing Carly Simon's "Nobody Does It Better (The Spy Who Loved Me)." Behind him a huge screen is showing his clips as he sings "nobody does it better." When he gets to the "makes me feel sad for the rest" lyric, photos of Daniel Day-Lewis, Sean Penn, George Clooney, and, oddly, the Cookie Monster flash by. Of course he changes the chorus lyric "to baby I'm the best." A group of scantily clad dancers throw themselves around to the tune. Rob Schneider and Kevin James appear to do a little modern dance routine. It's ridiculous but the only truly funny thing that has happened all night. Cruise comes to give him the award, and kneels before him. Sandler calls it the most arrogant thing he's ever done and thanks his family, his friends/writers, his fans, says hello to the troops, and thanks his wife and daughter and daughter/son to be. Very sweet. Tila Tequila agrees. Ben Stiller, Robert Downey, Jr, and Jack Black do a filmed bit where they're trying to make a "viral video" for their movie "Tropic Thunder." This essentially involves Downey, wearing an "Iron Man" mask, pummeling Black, wearing a giant panda head, in the testicles. Award: Best Breakthrough Performance Presenters: P. Diddy, Lindsay Lohan, Verne "Mini-Me" Troyer. They fight over who will open the envelope. Nominees: Christopher Mintz-Plasse, "Superbad"; Nikki Blonsky, "Hairspray"; Seth Rogen, "Knocked Up"; Chris Brown, "This Christmas"; Jonah Hill, "Superbad"; Megan Fox, "Transformers"; Michael Cera, "Superbad"; Zac Efron, "Hairspray" Winner: Zac Efron. Speech: He can't believe he was nominated. He thanks the other nominees. He thanks the studio, the cast, crew, etc. "Hairspray" co-star Nikki Blonsky and Vanessa Hudgens are proud. Award: Best Villain Presenter: Brendan Fraser Nominees: Johnny Depp, "Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street"; Topher Grace, "Spider-Man 3"; Denzel Washington, "American Gangster"; Javier Bardem, "No Country For Old Men"; Angelina Jolie, "Beowulf" Winner: Johnny Depp Speech: Depp, in all his deliciousness, returns. Tila Tequila and Jon Voight approve. Winning two times in one night is "nutty" in his estimation. He thanks the voters, calls it a great honor, and thanks his fans for sticking with him on this "obtuse and strange road." Four chicks-"American Idol" runner up Katharine McPhee, Rumer Willis, Anna Faris, Emma Stone- from the new movie "House Bunny" introduce the Pussycat Dolls. Performance: Pussycat Dolls perform their new single "When I Grow Up." Shockingly, they're all dressed from head to toe. Kidding. They're wearing a variety of bustiers, bikini tops, hot pants, and garters. They're singing about wanting to famous. It's peppy with moving platforms, flashing lights, lotsa dancing and dancers. Award: Best Kiss Presenters: Rainn Wilson and Megan Fox. Wilson is shot so it looks like he's naked and only holding a dozen roses in front of his naughty bits. Fox asks why he's naked. He says since she's a lovely lady he bought her flowers. She declines to take them. He hands them over and has a teddy bear covering up the bits now. Nominees: Shia LaBeouf and Sarah Roemer, "Disturbia"; Briana Evigan and Robert Hoffman, "Step Up 2 the Streets"; Patrick Dempsey and Amy Adams, "Enchanted"; Daniel Radcliffe and Katie Leung, "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"; Ellen Page and Michael Cera, "Juno" Winners: Evigan and Hoffman. Speech: They think it's awesome and thank MTV and the fans. They kiss. For awhile. Video Clip: Myers as "Bucky Eisenstein" movie animal wrangler. (Except he likes to think of himself more as an "animal dramaturge.") He has a bad mullet and is talking about all the animals he's worked with. We see him yelling at the animals and Jon Favreau and Elijah Wood trying to work with Bucky. Way too long with very little actual funny. Pretending to eat animal poop? Not funny. Award: Best Movie Presenters: Stiller, Black, Downey, Jr. RDJ gets his own very dramatic introduction from Black. Stiller and Downey continue their faux animus from the "viral video" with RDJ high on his "Iron Man" success and Stiller trying to undercut him by saying "I get it, you're in a hit, what's that 1 for 76?" Nominees: "Transformers" (since director Michael Bay is there, my money is on him); "Superbad"; "National Treasure: Book of Secrets"; "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End"; "I Am Legend"; "Juno" Winner: Yup, "Transformers" Speech: The extremely tall Bay thanks MTV, the cast, crew, etc and tells everyone they're starting to shoot the sequel tomorrow. Co-star Megan Fox makes a profane promise for its greatness. THE END
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