Dick's Short Movie Life: Journey to the Ugly
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- DirectorShane BlackStarsRobert Downey Jr.Guy PearceGwyneth PaltrowWhen Tony Stark's world is torn apart by a formidable terrorist called the Mandarin, he starts an odyssey of rebuilding and retribution.I wanted to like this! I really did, but for whatever matter, this movie makes me feel like I'm into bondage. Iron Man in this movie likes *beep* up, the villain in this movie is nothing more than a scam to make bad jokes of him, and how the main actress became human again and not a combusting piece of ash, it's never explained!
D+ - DirectorAdam MinarovichStarsAdam MinarovichJeremy BusbeeMichael Moore3 Feet Tall, with 2 Inch fangs and an Undying thirst for Blood. Drexel Vennis, Half Human/Half Vampire, along with his sidekick T-Bone, must stop dwarf vampires from unleashing a plague of vampires, before its too late.Somewhat for whatever reason, the director loves this shake-the-camera-around angle so much, it never changes and it even proves it in its short intro. The idea of making such *beep* movie like this, the director would have been a genius. This is kinda like Twilight a bit where the vamps don't die under the sun. It's like what happened to this movie?
F+ - DirectorBritt AllcroftStarsAlec BaldwinCody McMainsRussell MeansThomas the Tank Engine searches for gold dust that will allow his magical friend Mr. Conductor to return home, while also helping a girl restore her grandfather's enchanted locomotive....There's nothing to review here. I mean, nothing. This movie is just so bad and it's nothing more than a big disappointment to those that loved the TV show! Now that I'm not a fan of Thomas, this movie is godawful. Thomas hardly shows up, he only pops up at one scene and another, and the director hasn't even seen enough of the show and knows a little info about it, he just puts in filler that has nothing to do with the plot!
F- - DirectorSean AndersStarsAdam SandlerAndy SambergLeighton MeesterWhile in his teens, Donny fathered a son, Todd, and raised him as a single parent until Todd's 18th birthday. Now Donny resurfaces just before Todd's wedding after years apart, sending the groom-to-be's world crashing down.
- DirectorDennis DuganStarsAdam SandlerKatie HolmesAl PacinoFamily guy, Jack Sadelstein, prepares for the annual event he always dreads--the Thanksgiving visit of his fraternal twin sister, the needy, and passive-aggressive Jill, who then refuses to leave.
- DirectorJon FavreauStarsWill FerrellJames CaanBob NewhartRaised as an oversized elf, Buddy travels from the North Pole to New York City to meet his biological father, Walter Hobbs, who doesn't know he exists and is in desperate need of some Christmas spirit.
- DirectorAnthony C. FerranteStarsIan ZieringTara ReidJohn HeardWhen a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, nature's deadliest killer rules sea, land, and air as thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace.Bad acting, horrendous writing, mock buster, bad special effects = BAD MOVIE
- DirectorPhilippe MoraStarsBarry OttoMax FairchildImogen AnnesleyA female werewolf runs away from her family, and falls in love with a man who works in the movie business, while a sociologist who studies these creatures is looking for proof of their existence.Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the theaters....
- DirectorPhilippe MoraStarsChristopher LeeAnnie McEnroeReb BrownA man discovers that his sister was a werewolf, and helps an investigator track down a gang of the monsters through the United States and eastern Europe.
- DirectorVic SavageStarsVic SavageShannon O'NeilWilliam ThourlbyA newlywed sheriff tries to stop a shambling monster that has emerged from a spaceship to eat the citizens of an American town.I am a fan of bad movies ironically, just not movies like these. This movie is cheaply made with the worst dubbing which is supposed to be the narrator, the worst acting you will ever experience, and footage of a rocket ship landing in reverse, and the cheaply made alien who has people under it (the people that it ate) the more it eats, the more it gets controlled easily! This is a bad movie and you should avoid it!
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