Bad Faculty
by pdaley90 | created - 05 Mar 2013 | updated - 26 Mar 2013 | PublicMy imagined sequel to the film "Bad Teacher" which would follow Elizabeth Halsey as she moves up to become the English Department head at a newly formed high school, which she played a part in the hiring process as a result of the principal, Tambland (Rock) being a close friend of Russell's. It is soon that she learns that her fellow faculty are more unconventional than she is.
1. Cameron Diaz
Actress | Vanilla Sky
Cameron Diaz, an American actress, was born in 1972 in San Diego, the daughter of a Cuban-American father and a German mother. Self described as "adventurous, independent and a tough kid," Cameron left home at 16 and for the next 5 years lived in such varied locales as Japan, Australia, Mexico, ...
Elizabeth Halsey, English Teacher-Department Head
The main character, a foul mouthed, weed-smoking teacher.
2. Jason Segel
Actor | Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Multi-talented Jason Jordan Segel was born in Los Angeles, California, where he was raised by his parents, Jillian (Jordan), a homemaker, and Alvin Segel, a lawyer. His mother is of English, Scottish, and Irish ancestry, and his father is of Ashkenazi Jewish descent. He was educated at St. ...
Russell Gettis, Gym Teacher
Elizabeth's boyfriend and the gym teacher. He has moved to high school because Elizabeth recommended him for the job opening.
3. Phyllis Smith
Actress | Inside Out
Phyllis Smith is an American actress from Missouri who is known for playing Phyllis Vance from The Office and Sadness from Inside Out. She also acted in Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked, The 40-Year-Old Virgin and The OA. She also works for the casting department of Curb Your Enthusiasm, Spin ...
Lynn Davies, Math Teacher
Elizabeth's friend and the awkward math teacher. She has moved to the new high school because Elizabeth recommended her for the job opening.
4. Chris Rock
Actor | Top Five
Christopher Julius Rock was born in Andrews, South Carolina and raised in Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn, New York. He is the son of Rosalie (Tingman), a teacher and social worker for the mentally handicapped, and Julius Rock, a truck driver and newspaper deliveryman, whose own father was a preacher.
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Greg Tambland, Principal
An ecstatic and crazy young principal of the new school. He is an old college roommate of Russell's
5. Jonah Hill
Actor | 21 Jump Street
Jonah Hill was born and raised in Los Angeles, the son of Sharon Feldstein (née Chalkin), a fashion designer and costume stylist, and Richard Feldstein, a tour accountant for Guns N' Roses. He is the brother of music manager Jordan Feldstein and actress Beanie Feldstein. He graduated from ...
Jonah Hill as Ralph Lucker, Lunch Man
An obsessive lunchlady who tries to prove that it can be a manly job. He becomes jealous gradually of Elizabeth's pull on the faculty and begins trying to sabotage her.
6. Jackie Chan
Actor | Ngo si seoi
Hong Kong's cheeky, lovable and best-known film star, Jackie Chan endured many years of long, hard work and multiple injuries to establish international success after his start in Hong Kong's manic martial arts cinema industry.
Jackie was born Kong-sang Chan on April 7, 1954, on Hong Kong's famous ...
Dochmai Tsmong, French Teacher
A veteran French teacher who has moved to the new school from one of the best in the state. He is in a cross-department war with the Spanish teacher.
7. Betty White
Actress | The Proposal
Betty White was born in Oak Park, Illinois, to Christine Tess (Cachikis), a homemaker, and Horace Logan White, a lighting company executive for the Crouse-Hinds Electric Company. She was of Danish, Greek, English, and Welsh descent.
Although she was best known as the devious Sue Ann Nivens on the ...
Mary Palmer, Sex Ed Teacher
An inappropriate and horny elderly sex-ed teacher who offers way more in her lessons than she should.
8. Jason Sudeikis
Actor | Ted Lasso
Jason Sudeikis was born on September 18, 1975 in Fairfax, Virginia as Daniel Jason Sudeikis. His father is Daniel Joseph Sudeikis, a Vice President of a business development and his mother is Kathryn (née Wendt), a travel agent at Brennco and President of the American Society of Travel Agents. He ...
Pat Johnson, Superintendent
The tight-laced and well rounded superintendent of the school. He seems to be the one who keeps everyone on track.
9. Jim Carrey
Actor | Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Jim Carrey, Canadian-born and a U.S. citizen since 2004, is an actor and producer famous for his rubbery body movements and flexible facial expressions. The two-time Golden Globe-winner rose to fame as a cast member of the Fox sketch comedy In Living Color (1990) but leading roles in Ace Ventura: ...
Liam Testerman, Music Teacher
A veteran music teacher who was moved from another district.
10. Wanda Sykes
Actress | Monster-in-Law
Wanda Sykes has been called one of the funniest stand-up comics by her peers and ranks among Entertainment Weekly's 25 Funniest People in America. Her smart-witted stand-up has sent her career in many different areas.
She was previously seen in Comedy Central's Wanda Does It (2004), where she tried ...
Karen "K-Rod" Steiner, Science Teacher
A science teacher with criminal ties who is secretly teaching her students to make crystal meth for her.
11. Craig Robinson
Actor | This Is the End
Craig Robinson is an African-American actor, singer, musician and comedian who is known for portraying Darryl Philbin from The Office, LeVar Brown from The Cleveland Show, Doug Judy from Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Cookie from Shrek Forever After, himself from This Is The End, and Nick Webber-Agnew from ...
Donny Markman, Janitor
The crazy janitor who has the hots for Elizabeth and always hits on her.
12. Gabourey Sidibe
Actress | Precious
Gabourey "Gabby" Sidibe, the star of Precious (2009), was born in the Bedford-Stuyvesant community in Brooklyn, New York. Her mother, Alice Tan Ridley, is a former special education teacher who gave up her career and became a street performer/singer, while her father, Ibnou Sidibe, is a cab driver....
LaFonda James, Spanish Teacher
A tough and thug inner-city woman who has become the new Spanish teacher. She is in a cross-department war with the French teacher.
13. Ben Stein
Actor | Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Ben Stein (Benjamin J. Stein) was born on Nov. 25, 1944 in Washington, D.C. The son of noted economist and writer Herbert Stein, he grew up in Silver Spring, Md., and attended Montgomery Blair High School. Some of his classmates included journalist Carl Bernstein, and actors Goldie Hawn and ...
Dave Wallman, History Teacher
An elderly teacher nearing retirement who has been moved up from the old public school. He is droney and hopes to make the year his last.
14. Eric Stonestreet
Actor | The Loft
Eric Stonestreet was born on September 9, 1971 in Kansas City, Kansas, USA. He is an actor and writer, known for The Loft (2014), Modern Family (2009) and Almost Famous (2000).
Kirk, Elizabeth's Roommate
Elizabeth's crude biker roommate.
15. Laurence R. Harvey
Actor | The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)
Laurence Robert Harvey was born on July 17, 1970. He is a British actor, best known for portraying Martin Lomax in a horror film The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) (2011), directed by Tom Six. In the film, Martin is an obese, asthmatic and mentally challenged security guard for a parking lot, ...
Brad Phillips, Guidance Counselor
A vile and disgusting fat little man who helps the children with their problems by trying to provide a Freudian psychoanalysis of them.
16. Bobby Farrelly
Producer | There's Something About Mary
Bobby Farrelly was born on June 17, 1958 in Cumberland, Rhode Island, USA. He is a producer and director, known for There's Something About Mary (1998), Osmosis Jones (2001) and Me, Myself & Irene (2000). He has been married to Nancy Farrelly since 1990. They have two children.
Producer/Director: Bobby Farrelly
17. Peter Farrelly
Producer | Green Book
Peter Farrelly was born on December 17, 1956 in Phoenixville, Pennsylvania, USA. He is a producer and writer, known for Green Book (2018), There's Something About Mary (1998) and Dumb and Dumber (1994). He has been married to Melinda Farrelly since December 31, 1996. They have two children.
Executive Producer/Director: Peter Farrelly
18. Jon Hurwitz
Writer | Cobra Kai
Jon Hurwitz was born on November 15, 1977 in Byram, Hunterdon County, New Jersey, USA. He is a writer and producer, known for Cobra Kai (2018), Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004) and Obliterated (2023). He has been married to Randy Hurwitz since June 30, 2007. They have two children.
Writer: Jon Hurtwitz
19. Hayden Schlossberg
Writer | Cobra Kai
Hayden Schlossberg was born on June 9, 1978 in Livingston, New Jersey, USA. He is a writer and producer, known for Cobra Kai (2018), Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008) and A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas (2011).
Writer: Hayden Schlossberg
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