The Worst Movies I've Ever Seen
A list of the worst movies I've ever seen.
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- DirectorGreg BlatmanStarsMarilyn ChambersRon JeremyToo $hortSadie, the most beautiful Yellow Lab in the whole wide world, lives an idyllic, pampered life in the suburbs. One day, she comes into heat and has no idea what to do with her new found feelings and urges. When she learns that her loving owners are about to have her spayed, she runs away to the big city where her sexual adventures begin.This movie is, so far, the worst movie I have ever seen, period. The premise alone is enough to make you angry. It's a porn movie with dogs that features the voice acting "talents" of actual people and actors and pornstars. It's animal porn with a budget. It's one of the most offensive movies I've ever seen and I don't think I will ever know how it got greenlit unless the director manufactured his own production house to do it. The one person I met who told me they liked it immediately stopped talking to me when I told him it was the worst movie I've ever seen. So I guess the only people who like this crap are people who are too emotionally sensitive to counter-argue me. Certainly says something about the movie itself.
- DirectorLawrence KasanoffStarsHilary DuffHaylie DuffCharlie SheenThe evil Brand X joins a supermarket that becomes a city after closing time.I don't think I'll ever understand how so many actors with promising careers got involved with this crap. Never mind the troubled production history, all that tells me is if nothing bad happened while this movie was being made, the animation would have been better. And better animation would not have saved this movie. It's absolutely horrible. The script is horribly written, the characters are horribly portrayed and horribly developed, the premise is horribly stupid. It's the most blatant and obvious example of a corporate sell out I have ever seen. I have never before or since seen so many awful product placements in one movie or one television show. The people who made this movie clearly have no idea on how to make a good movie and I hope they never make another one.
- DirectorAttila DargayStarsJudit PogányJózsef GyabronkaTeri FöldiFamous, great hunters, better stay away, here comes Vuk! (They say he is cunning as a fox!)I don't care if this movie was made by Hungarians, good film has no homeland. It is the Christmas Tree of Hungary. The absolute worst thing they could ever produce as a country. The animation, god-awful. The pacing, painful. The characters, unforgivably stupid. The story, dated. The acting, extremely uniformed. There is absolutely nothing positive about this movie that I can think of! Absolutely nothing! It is just the worst!
- DirectorJoel SchumacherStarsArnold SchwarzeneggerGeorge ClooneyChris O'DonnellBatman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City.If you want to make a Batman movie, I think it should be required to see this movie so you'd know what NOT to do. Joel Schumacher thankfully stopped making Batman movies after this one and I don't see why he was ever given any Batman projects to begin with. Yeah, Batman Forever was enjoyable, but it was still pretty sh*beep*ty This movie takes us back to the horribly dated storylines, dialogue, and fight choreography from the 60s Adam West TV show. And don't think that I'm talking smack about the Adam West show. The problem is that show was from the 60s, so it's got an excuse to be that cheesy. This movie was released in 1997! Nobody was making movies like this in 1997 who were expecting people to take it seriously! The bat-nipples, the bat-butts, the bat-codpieces--Why not just have the bat-butts have zippers going down the crack? I mean, everything else looks like they were wearing their leather fetish outfits and that they left the actual batsuits at the cleaners anyway! Why not go the extra mile? George Clooney also makes a horrible Bruce Wayne! Also, I'm not trying to say Clooney isn't sexy, but isn't Bruce Wayne supposed to be young? Because George Clooney is clearly pushing forty in the movie! The *beep*er's got grey hair! Schumacher couldn't even dye his hair dark brown? Seriously? And most of Chris O'Donnell's dialogue is just incessant whining and Alicia Silverstone is just terrible in this and--The butler is dying? Really? At least in the Christopher Nolan movies they gave Alfred more character development and screen time so you felt emotion if he was in trouble, the Burton and Schumacher movies didn't do any of that! Are you just expecting us to feel automatic sympathy for him just because some random minor character is dying? That's not how film works! Not everyone who goes to see a movie are sheep! This movie is just terrible! If it's not the worst superhero movie of all time, then it's doubtlessly the worst Batman movie of all time!