Somebody once told me I shouldn't try to change Hollywood. That isn't
my point at all. I don't want Hollywood to change me.
[on leaving the sitcom M*A*S*H (1972) in retrospect] If I had known that the show was gonna run that long, I probably would have kept my mouth shut and stayed put.
[discussing his contract dispute, after leaving M*A*S*H (1972)] They sue, you
countersue. It's business.
[on the pilot for Stagecoach West (1960)] As soon as I saw it, I thought: "This is really bad" and caught the next plane back to New York.