Matthew Perry in Friends (1994)
Hi, I'm Chandler. I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable.
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Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry in Friends (1994)
Until I was 25, I thought that the only response to "I love you" was "Oh, crap!" -
Matthew Perry and Jill Goodacre in Friends (1994)
[Mental note] If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it![To Jill] On second thought, gum would be perfection.
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Jennifer Aniston, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, and David Schwimmer in Friends (1994)
It was summer... and it was hot. Rachel was there... A lonely grey couch..."OH LOOK!" cried Ned, and then the kingdom was his forever. The End. -
Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, and Matthew Perry in Friends (1994)
I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? -
Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, and David Schwimmer in Friends (1994)
I can handle it, Handle is my middle name. Actually it's the middle part of my first name. -
Matthew Perry in Friends (1994)
Why yes Ross. Pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia. -
Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, and David Schwimmer in Friends (1994)
Monica: Losers walk.Ross: Losers talk.
Chandler: No, no actually, losers rhyme.
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Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, and David Schwimmer in Friends (1994)
Ross: No no, Homo Habilis was erect. Australopithecus was never fully erect.Chandler: Well, maybe he was nervous.
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Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer in Friends (1994)
Someone on the subway licked my neck! LICKED MY NECK! -
Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, and Matthew Perry in Friends (1994)
Monica: Phoebe knows about us and she's just trying to freak us out. That's the only explanation for it.Chandler: OK. But what about my pinchable butt and my bulging biceps... SHE KNOWS.
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Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, and David Schwimmer in Friends (1994)
Ross: Rachel's at dinner with Mark, that guy from Bloomingdales. She thinks he's just being nice to her, but I know he really wants to sleep with her!Chandler: It's seven years ago. My time machine works!
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Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry in Friends (1994)
Chandler: Oh, that's great, with my luck, that's gonna be him.Phoebe: Him? Him Ross?
Chandler: No. Hymn 253, His Eyes Are on The Sparrow!
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Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer in Friends (1994)
Couldn't we just lose our virginities again? Because I think, actually, mine's growing back. -
Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, and David Schwimmer in Friends (1994)
Ross: Hey, who's this uh, this Casey?Phoebe: Oh, some guy she met at the movies.
Ross: Oh really? What uh, what does he want with her?
Chandler: Well, I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance... you know, make a little love... well pretty much get down tonight.
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Tom Selleck, Courteney Cox, and Matthew Perry in Friends (1994)
I'm glad we're having a rehearsal dinner. I rarely practice my meals before I eat. -
Courteney Cox, Matthew Perry, and Maria Pitillo in Friends (1994)
Because we love kids. Love them to death. Well, not actually to death. That's just a figure of speech. We love kids the appropriate amount... as allowed by law. -
Courteney Cox and Matthew Perry in Friends (1994)
I thought it mattered what I said and where I said it. But the only thing that matters is that you.. you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. And if you'll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. Monica.. will you marry me? -
Courteney Cox, Matt LeBlanc, and Matthew Perry in Friends (1994)
[To Erica]My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this, but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... it kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?
