Roy Atwell, Eddie Collins, Pinto Colvig, Billy Gilbert, Otis Harlan, and Scotty Mattraw in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's what Snow White is for.
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Poll: When Cinema changes the light bulb...
This is a little list I made up (except for three or four options, slightly rewritten) of "Light bulb" jokes, all based on movie-related characters or professions.
Which one do you find the most amusing?
Make Your Choice
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Harry Earles, Jackie Gerlich, and Jerry Maren in The Wizard of Oz (1939)
Speaking of dwarfs, how many pot-smoking Munchkins does it take to change a light bulb? Only one... if he gets high enough. -
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
How many Stormtroopers does it take to change a light bulb? None. The light bulb lasts longer. -
"The Godfather" Al Pacino 1972 Paramount
How many Mafia gangsters does it take to change a light bulb? Six. The consiglieri advises the Don when to change the lightbulb. The Don assigns the task to one of his caporegimes. The capo picks three buttonmen : one to remove the light bulb, one to throw it into the East River and one to put the new bulb and make sure there's no witness. -
Graham Chapman and Monty Python in Life of Brian (1979)
How many Palestinian rebels does it take to change a light bulb? None. You don't need lightbulbs when you ...#always look at the briiiiiight side of life.# *whistles* -
John Cleese, Graham Chapman, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin, and Monty Python in Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
And how many swallows does it take to change a light bulb? It depends. An African or a European swallow? -
Henry Fonda and Charles Bronson in Once Upon a Time in the West (1968)
How many Leone's desperados does it take to change a light bulb? One. After having shot down all the others who wanted to change the light bulb too. -
Clint Eastwood and Eli Wallach in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)
Again. How many Leone's desperados does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One who changes the light bulb and one with the loaded gun. -
The Quiddich Team
How many Hogwarts pupils does it take to change a light bulb? It depends on what you want to change it in to. (From Lightbulbjokes.com) -
Quentin Tarantino in Pulp Fiction (1994)
How many screenwriters does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to climb the ladder, one to screw and one to unscrew, but not necessarily in that order. -
When screenwriter Charlie Kaufman (Nicolas Cage) tries to adapt The Orchid Thief to the screen, he develops a serious case of writer's block.
How many screenwriters facing a mental block does it take to change a light bulb? None. There's no light bulb moment for them. -
Gene Kelly, Debbie Reynolds, Jean Hagen, and Millard Mitchell in Singin' in the Rain (1952)
How many actresses does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight. (From Lightbulbjokes.com) -
Neil Patrick Harris in The Oscars (2015)
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to stand on a chair and change it and one to say "I wish I was up there!" (From Lightbulbjokes.com) -
Lacey Chabert, Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, and Amanda Seyfried in Mean Girls (2004)
How many mean girls does it take to change a light bulb? Four--one to climb up on the chair to change it, and three to try to kick the chair out from under her. (Suggested by alioth4) -
Chuck Norris in Code of Silence (1985)
How many Chuck Norrises does it take to change a light bulb? None. Light bulbs in Chuck Norris' house don't dare to burn out. (Suggested by alioth4) -
Chuck Norris in Lone Wolf McQuade (1983)
Again. How many Chuck Norrises does it take to change a light bulb? There's only ONE Chuck Norris. You've made a powerful enemy today, my friend. (Inspired by alioth4) -
Robert Downey Jr., Lou Ferrigno, Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner, Mark Ruffalo, and Chris Hemsworth in The Avengers (2012)
How many movies' superheroes does it take to change a light bulb? The question is how many superhero movies does it take to change a light bulb. Six : one for the ladder-climbing, one for the unscrewing and one for the screwing. Then a trilogy-reboot featuring a neon. -
Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta in Pulp Fiction (1994)
How many Marcelus Wallaces does it take to change a light bulb? Watt? -
Gary Oldman in Léon: The Professional (1994)
How many Gary Oldman's characters does it take to change a light bulb? EVERYONE !!! -
Mel Gibson, Brendan Gleeson, and David O'Hara in Braveheart (1995)
How many kilt-lifting Wallace's men does it take to change a light bulb? Just count the balls and divide by two. -
Titanic (1997)
How many Titanic passengers does it take to change a light bulb? None. The light shall not fade. -
Brad Pitt and Edward Norton in Fight Club (1999)
How many Fight Club leaders does it take to change a light bulb? Two... no wait, one! -
Andy Serkis in The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)
How many Tolkien purists does it take to change a light bulb? It depends on whether the change is in the spirit of the original. -
"Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex" Woody Allen 1972 United Artists
How many neurotic New York intellectuals does it take to change a light bulb? Well, uh, the question is not whether the light bulb needs to... to be changed but if I am on a light-bulb-changing phase now. Maybe I should ask my Rabbi if I'm ready for that, or my analyst... or my ex-wife, well, in fact they happen to be the same person... but wasn't there a great poet who once said "You'll always find your way if light is in your heart", well... you can tell this guy never lived in New York. Huh... I guess at the end, what matters is... to change the light bulb... and that's that. Well, that's all I've got to say. Good night. -
Jesse Eisenberg in The Social Network (2010)
And how many IMDb users does it take to change a light bulb? None. Light bulb jokes are overrated! -
Christopher Lambert in Highlander (1986)
How many Immortals does it take to change a light bulb? There can only be one. (Suggested by dan_dassow)
