- Title Card: Until he is thirty a bachelor knows absolutely nothing about handling small boys - After that he knows less.
- Title Card: The Welfare Lady. Interested in children, birds, dogs, cats and men - In the order named.
- Tilford, the bachelor: For the hundredth time, Arabella. Won't you give up this work - and marry me?
- Title Card: The Gang - Every day, in every way they keep the fat policeman busier and busier.
- Title Card: Ernie and Farina - He shines shoes - She carries a mouthful of nickels to make change.
- Title Card: Speed - It took the Welfare Lady only one hour to dress - And two more to powder her nose.
- Title Card: Headed for home - and a licking.