- Title Card: Willem, the Tavern proprietor was a kind man... the mean kind.
- Title Card: A summer on Holland's canals leaves a marked impression... but a fall on its ice leaves a scar.
- Title Card: Tina, drudge of the Red Mill Tavern, had been "in Dutch" since birth.
- Title Card: It wasn't the dams but the damsels that had attracted Dennis Wheat to Holland.
- Hans, The Little Fat Boy: Help! The devil's got hold of my tail! Help! Momma! Poppa! Peter! Jacop! Herman! Uncle LOOO-OO-O-IE!
- Gretchen: Jacop, I'm a lucky girl to be loved by such a handsome man as you.
- Captain Jacop: My little glow-worm!
- Caesar: When a girl's as homely as Gretchen, Cupid can't shoot arrows... he's got to throw pocketbooks!