The Farmer's Wife (1928)

Gordon Harker: Churdles Ash - Sweetland's His Handyman

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• Churdles Ash, His Handyman : They say that the next best thing to no wife be a good one.

• Churdles Ash, His Handyman : I've seed the Master 'ave 'is eye on a woman or two of late. To see an old man in love be worse than seeing him with the whooping cough.

• Churdles Ash, His Handyman : Beer drinking don't do 'alf the 'arm of lovemaking.

• Churdles Ash, His Handyman : If I were the Government, I'd give the drunkards a rest and look after the lovers.

• Churdles Ash, His Handyman : Holy Matrimony be a proper steam roller for flattening the hope out of a man and the joy out of a woman.