On with the Show! (1929)
Sam Hardy: Jerry
Photos
Quotes
-
Jerry : Now, listen, Joe, you've got this kid scared to death. Just leave him to me. I'll take care of him.
Joe : Yeah? Well, can I depend on that?
Jerry : Sure. Now, screw. I'll take care of Jimmy.
Joe : All right, but, say, let me tell ya somethin'. If any one of you birds get actin' crooked, why, it's just gonna be too bad. Just too bad!
-
Kitty : I could get Mr. Wallace to help us. Oh, Jerry, I know what he wants and so do you.
Jerry : Now see here, Kitty, there's only a few of you sweet kids left. Stay that way. Get me?
Kitty : I know, but, maybe I could make him my slave without even lettin' him touch me.
Jerry : Your self-confidence is only exceeded by my big feet.
-
Jerry : Nita, aren't you due on? The second act is nearly over.
Nita : Just in a few minutes.
Jerry : But, you're not dressed?
Nita : Well, what woman is nowadays?
Jerry : Oh, quit cracking wise.
Nita : Oh, listen to the slave driver. Where's your whip?
Sam Bloom : Don't mind him. He's in trouble.
Nita : Aren't we all!
-
Jerry : Bring down. I'm licked.
-
Jerry : He thinks he's Sherlock Holmes. He's got a one track mind with rear end collision.
-
Jimmy : What happened between you and Wallace?
Nita : He hit me, the egg. He struck a defenseless woman.
Jerry : And what did you do?
Nita : Oh, I stayed within the law, all right. He'll live. Yep, he hit me and I mopped up the dressing room with him.
Sam Bloom : Why all this battle between you two?
Nita : The best reason in the world: we are married.