- Otis Hooper: [to 'Connie', the waiter] I have 10 bucks - and only 10 bucks.
- [opens the menu]
- Otis Hooper: What would you suggest?
- 'Connie': Another restaurant.
- Otis Hooper: Sit down, big boy. All right, I will.
- Rosie: Say, what's the idea of you being late?
- Otis Hooper: Oh, just a little business, Rosie. Just a little business. That's all.
- Rosie: Monkey business?
- Sally: Have you ordered?
- Otis Hooper: Let me see, let me see. Let me see, eh, cream of tomato soup? No. Chicken consume? No. Spaghetti, tomato salad and a glass of buttermilk.
- Sally: Yes sir.
- Otis Hooper: Hey, just a minute, What do you think? I forgot all about the baby here. Can you imagine that? What'll you have Rosie? Go easy.
- Rosie: I'll have chicken.
- Otis Hooper: A chicken sandwich.
- Rosie: Chicken a la Maryland. Who do you think you're out with? Your swell society dame at the Ten Spot?
- Otis Hooper: That's right, you're wrong again: Mrs. Ten Brock.
- Blair Farell: Sally Green is a pretty name.
- Sally: That isn't all of it. My full name is Sally Bowling Green.
- Blair Farell: How long have you been here?
- Sally: About a week.
- Blair Farell: If I'd a known that, I'd of met you about a week sooner.
- Rosie: So! You're a little...
- Otis Hooper: No! Not a word. Papa late; but, Papa couldn't help.
- Rosie: Some of your swell society dames been callin' you up?
- Otis Hooper: Rosie, no, no! I've been down to the Custom House getting Madame Noskerova strung through the Customs.
- Rosie: Oh! That's the dame that kicked the crown off the head of the Grand Duke!
- Otis Hooper: None other. The gal in person. She leaves on tonight's train from Montreal and makes her first American appearance tomorrow night at Mrs. Tim Brook's Garden Party, under the personal direction and management of Otis Hemingway Hooper.
- Rosie: Oh, Ottie, you're wonderful!
- Otis Hooper: [to 'Connie', the waiter] Bring us a dozen clams.
- 'Connie': A dozen clams. Will your lady be sitting with you?
- Otis Hooper: Of course! Why not?
- 'Connie': I hate to see 13 at the same table.
- Otis Hooper: Terrible, terrible.
- Rosie: What's terrible?
- Otis Hooper: She isn't coming!
- Rosie: Who isn't coming?
- Otis Hooper: That female snake! That Russian home-wrecker. Madame Noskerova.
- Sally: [singing] I don't care for that thrill sensation, Everybody gets from aviation, All I want to do do do is dance...
- Sally: [singing] Don't care for bridge or polo, Tennis or roulette, Don't want to sing a solo, In an operette, To play in melodrama, That would bore me, I can get my feet, To do my acting for me, All I want to do do do is dance.
- Chorus Girl: I heard Sally talking to a guy with the name Hooper here last night.
- 'Pops' Shendorff: Hooper?
- Chorus Girl: Yes!
- 'Pops' Shendorff: What did he want?
- Chorus Girl: Well, he was offering her a proposition to dance at the Ten Brock home tonight on Long Island.
- 'Pops' Shendorff: Tonight? That dirty loafer! So, that's the reason he's been hanging around here watching dees numbers. I'll fix 'em! I'll call up the P-station and have him arrested right away. The kid-snapper!
- Sally: [after being spoken to in French, while impersonating as Madame Noskerova] I'm sunk!
- Otis Hooper: Say, Oui.
- Sally: [to Mrs. Tim Brock] Oui.
- Otis Hooper: Oh, yes, she's right. Oui, oui!
- Otis Hooper: What's your name, please?
- Spellvin: Spellvin.
- Otis Hooper: Bevin?
- Spellvin: No! Spellvin.
- Otis Hooper: Oh, yes. One of the old Spells. I remember your country home: Dandruff on the Knob. A beautiful place.
- 'Pops' Shendorff: You look as innocent as - as a primrose.
- Sally: [impersonating Madame Noskerova] I am just the opposite of primrose! There is nothing prim about me.
- Sally: [singing while impersonating Madame Noskerova] Look at me, No one knows, I'm just a wild, wild rose...
- Mrs. Ten Brock: Your Highness, let me present Mrs. Olivent.
- Grand Duke Connie: Oh, Mrs. Elephant!
- [bows]
- Mrs. Olivent: Olivent!
- Grand Duke Connie: Oh, Olivent! Mrs. Olivent, you look charming.
- Mrs. Olivent: Thank you, Your Highness. You know, I adore Europe.
- Grand Duke Connie: Really?
- Mrs. Olivent: I go there every summer.
- Grand Duke Connie: Every summer?
- Mrs. Olivent: Every summer!
- Grand Duke Connie: Oh, you have traveled extensively. Tell me
- [looks at her plus-size figure]
- Grand Duke Connie: are your stays long?
- Rosie: Say, listen Sally, you mind if I run downstairs a minute? I'll bet that bozo of mine has grabbed off every woman in the place.
- Sally: [singing] Here is a girl...
- Blair Farell: Here is the boy, Here is the moon, If I am dreaming, Don't wake me too soon.
- Mrs. Ten Brock: John, I've just seen the most terrible thing.
- John Farell: What?
- Mrs. Ten Brock: Blair making love to Noskerova!
- Sally: I see! As long as you thought I was a terrible person, you were crazy about me! But, now you're not interested in me any more. I'm not good enough for you!
- Otis Hooper: Cast a fond loving eye on that, honey.
- Sally: What is it?
- Otis Hooper: What is it? Why, it's a contract that features you in the Ziegfeld Follies!
- Otis Hooper: Listen, you know what this means? This is an opportunity of a lifetime! Why, you'll be the biggest hit on Broadway!
- Sally: You - think so, Ollie?
- Otis Hooper: Do I think so? I know it! This fellow, Ziggy, is just crazy about you!