Unaccustomed As We Are (1929)
Oliver Hardy: Ollver Hardy
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Quotes
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Mrs. Kennedy : Oh, good evening, Mr Hardy.
Ollver Hardy : Good evening, Mrs Kennedy. This my friend, Mrs Kennedy.
Mrs. Kennedy : Good evening.
Ollver Hardy : I brought him home for dinner, Mrs Kennedy.
Mrs. Kennedy : Oh, how lovely of you, Mr Hardy.
Ollver Hardy : How is Mr Kennedy, Mrs Kennedy?
Mrs. Kennedy : Oh, he's very well, thank you, Mr Hardy.
Ollver Hardy : Is Mr Kennedy home, Mrs Kennedy?
Mrs. Kennedy : No he isn't, Mr Hardy. I must be going. Good night, Mr Hardy.
Ollver Hardy : Good night, Mrs Kennedy.
[to Stan]
Ollver Hardy : That was Mrs Kennedy
[Stan seems taken aback]
Ollver Hardy : Well, what's the matter?
Stan : I was wondering who it was.
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Ollver Hardy : Why don't you do something to help me?
Stan : What can I do?
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Ollver Hardy : We're going to have a great big juicy steak with mushroom sauce, strawberries with the whipped cream mixed down in the bottom of it, a cup of coffee, and a big black cigar.
Stan : Any nuts?
Ollver Hardy : You would want *nuts*.
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Ollver Hardy : You just wait till you meet Mrs. Hardy. Mmm. She's a great scout. And won't she be surprised to meet you!
Stan : She will be surprised, won't she.
Ollver Hardy : Now, don't make a sound and we'll tiptoe in and surprise her.
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Mrs. Kennedy : My husband! If he sees me here like this he'll kill all of us. What'll I do?
Ollver Hardy : Do? Why you tell him the truth.
Stan : The whole truth.
Ollver Hardy : And nothing but the truth.
Stan : Absolutely.
Ollver Hardy : Pardon me.
[walks out the door and sees Mrs. Hardy, rushes back in]
Ollver Hardy : Oooo-o! My wife. What'll we do?
Stan : Tell her the truth.
Ollver Hardy : Oooo-o shut up!