International House (1933)
George Burns: Dr. Burns
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Quotes
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Hotel Manager : D'yknow, you're very smart.
Nurse Allen : Yes, I know.
Hotel Manager : To what do you attribute your smartness?
Nurse Allen : Uh, three things.
Hotel Manager : Three things, hmmm.
Nurse Allen : First, my very good memory, and the other two things... um, uh, I forgot.
Dr. Burns : Look, let me talk to her. What the manager would like to know is, did you ever go to school?
Nurse Allen : Oh, yes, I did.
Dr. Burns : Well, what school did you go to?
Nurse Allen : I'm not allowed to tell.
Dr. Burns : You're not allowed to tell?
Nurse Allen : The school pays me $25.- a week not to tell.
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Nurse Allen : I had a wire from my sister today. She had a brand-new little baby. She's married, you know.
Dr. Burns : Is it a little girl or a boy?
Nurse Allen : I don't know, and I'm dyin' to find out if I'm an uncle or an aunt.