Three Little Pigs (1933)

Pinto Colvig: Practical Pig

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Quotes 

• Practical Pig : Who's there?

  Wolf : [dressed with a mask looking like a Jewish man wearing a brown coat; singsong]  I'm the Fuller Brush Man. I'm giving a free sample.

  Practical Pig : [takes brush]  Thank you.

  Wolf : Now I gotcha!

  [Wolf tries to grab his prey through a chain bolted door, but got slammed by the same brush twice, got thrown from the welcome mat pulled under him, and the brush tossed away on top of the stunned wolf] 

  Wolf : Oh, ALRIGHT! By the hair on your chinny-chin-chin, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!

• Practical Pig : You can play and laugh and fiddle / Don't think you can make me sore / I'll be safe and you'll be sorry / When the Wolf comes to your door.

• Practical Pig : I build my house of stone / I build my house of bricks / I've had no chance / To sing and dance / 'Cause work and play don't mix.

• Practical Pig : See? I told you what would happen / When that big wolf came around / Only bricks and stone are wolf-proof / Now, at last, you're safe and sound.

• Fifer Pig , Fiddler Pig : [singing]  He don't take no time to play, time to play, time to play, / All he does is work all day...

  [fife and fiddle play] 

  Practical Pig : You can play and laugh and fiddle. / Don't think you could make me sore. / I'll be safe and you'll be sorry / when the wolf comes through your door.