What-No Beer? (1933)
Buster Keaton: Elmer J. Butts
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Quotes
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Elmer J. Butts : Say, it's so dark here, I can't see the nose before my face.
Jimmy Potts : I don't have that trouble.
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Elmer J. Butts : She came into my shop to have her armadillo stuffed.
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Elmer J. Butts : Her smell will always linger in my nostrils.
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Elmer J. Butts : What'll I do with it?
Jimmy Potts : Stuff it!
Elmer J. Butts : Where?
Jimmy Potts : All over!
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Voting Registrar : What's your name.
Jimmy Potts : Jimmy the Barber.
Voting Registrar : What's your last name?
Jimmy Potts : Do I have to tell you that?
Voting Registrar : Yes!
Jimmy Potts : Potts - and no crack!
Voting Registrar : What - hey - what's your name?
Elmer J. Butts : Elmer J. Butts.
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Jimmy Potts : You know, Elmer, I'd give ten dollars, right now, to be a millionaire!
Elmer J. Butts : So would I.
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Elmer J. Butts : My stuffing days are over!
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Jimmy Potts : Feel your way. Feel your way.
Elmer J. Butts : Can't we make beer in the daylight?
Jimmy Potts : We're makin' dark beer. How can you make dark beer in the daylight?
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Jimmy Potts : It took you a lifetime to save that ten thousand. Now you're broke. And it's all my fault.
Elmer J. Butts : Oh, it's not your fault, Jimmy. I was just crazy to be a millionaire.
Jimmy Potts : What for, Elmer?
Elmer J. Butts : I was going to get married.
Jimmy Potts : That's a tough break for the gal. Who is she?
Elmer J. Butts : I haven't met her yet.
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Hortense : Oh, my dress is soaking. Now, I'll have to take it off.
Elmer J. Butts : Take it off?
Hortense : You wouldn't want me to catch cold, would you?
Elmer J. Butts : Well, have you got anything on underneath?
Hortense : I hope you don't think I'm wrapped in cellophane?
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Hortense : Do you think it's wrong for a girl to take her dress off in front of a man?
Elmer J. Butts : Well, I guess it's all in the way he looks at it.
Hortense : [smiles] I think you're a naughty man!
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Elmer J. Butts : How's your ankle?
Hortense : Will you rub it for me?
Elmer J. Butts : Rub what?
Hortense : My ankle, of course!
Elmer J. Butts : Just massage your toes would be all right?
Hortense : My ankle.
Elmer J. Butts : Here?
Hortense : Yes!
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Jimmy Potts : Who's the dame?
Elmer J. Butts : She's a native of Australia.
Jimmy Potts : Elmer, are you in love with a kangaroo?
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Jimmy Potts : Moran's a gangster! Lorado's a gangster! You're a gangster! I'm a gangster! We're all gangsters!
Elmer J. Butts : What? Me a gangster?