The Gay Bride (1934)
Carole Lombard: Mary
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Quotes
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Mirabelle : There's no sense to marrying a racketeer. They don't live long.
Mary Magiz : Well, what's wrong with that?
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Daniel J. Dingle : Mary, how about a little kiss?
Mary Magiz : Mr. Dingle, you forget I'm in mourning!
Daniel J. Dingle : What's that got to do with it?
Mary Magiz : Well how would you feel if you were dead, and I kissed somebody else?
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Mary Magiz : I'm disappointed in you Mr. Shoots.
William T. 'Shoots' Magiz : Well, baby, what's the matter?
Mary Magiz : Just because you know the backer of the show, doesn't mean you can take liberties. Some of us happen to value our privacies.
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Mirabelle : Well, suit yourself; but, goodbye career.
Mary Magiz : Career? I'll be lucky if this show last a week and then what? Pounding more pavements, living on hot dogs and coffee. I want to eat and I want to eat now and I want to eat when I'm 40 and I want to eat when I'm 60 and I want to eat good.
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Mary Magiz : Shoots, you can't take your shoes off in a place like this!
Mirabelle : They do in Japan.
William T. 'Shoots' Magiz : Now, see, Japan.
Mary Magiz : Well, they eat raw fish in Japan too!
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Mary Magiz : You, pig! Look at my stockings. My best French imported stockings! You ruined them. Just look at them!
Jimmie 'Office Boy' Burnham : Sure!
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Mary Magiz : Don't stand there gapping at me!
Jimmie 'Office Boy' Burnham : I'm not gappin', I'm gawkin'.
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Mary Magiz : Are you trying to tell me Mr. Magiz is not a wealthy man?
Jimmie 'Office Boy' Burnham : Not as wealthy as you think. I take care of his accounts.
Mary Magiz : I'm not marrying Mr. Magiz for his money. Did you ever hear of love?
Jimmie 'Office Boy' Burnham : Yeah. You'll find it in the dictionary under "L".
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Jimmie 'Office Boy' Burnham : I'm just Office Boy, see. Everything the name implies. I'm just his body guard to keep the other mobs from shootin' him up. I haven't got any part of Shoots racket.
Mary Magiz : What are you here for?
Jimmie 'Office Boy' Burnham : Five hundred bucks a month. Only I don't save all that, see. Now, last month I only saved 465. This, eh, suit sent me back 35 bucks.
Mary Magiz : You were gipped.
Jimmie 'Office Boy' Burnham : Well, two pair of pants, of course.
Mary Magiz : You were still gipped!
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Mary Magiz : [sarcastically] Go on, tell me the story of your life. I'm dying to hear it.
Jimmie 'Office Boy' Burnham : Yeah? Well, when I was six years old, my father bought me a lollipop, you see. One of those big, all-day, suckers. A little gal I was crazy about ran away with it. And I learned about women - from her.
Mary Magiz : Well, your lollipops will be safe with me.
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Mary Magiz : [to Office Boy] Run along doggy. Into the kitchen with your bone. My guests are arriving.
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Jimmie 'Office Boy' Burnham : Let me give you a little tip. When you get a flock of jewels from Shoots - blow.
Mary Magiz : If there's any blowing around here, you're going to do it.
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Mary Magiz : [walks in on Office Boy in his underwear, pressing his pants] Well!
Jimmie 'Office Boy' Burnham : Next time, knock. Sometimes I take a bath, too.
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Mary Magiz : Mirabelle, out of the chorus for good!
Mirabelle : Personally, I'd rather marry a slaughter house.
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William T. 'Shoots' Magiz : Well, babykins, how are you doin'?
Mary Magiz : I want to talk to you alone. Would you mind coming to the room?
William T. 'Shoots' Magiz : Would I mind? Early to bed, as George Washington said.
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Mary Magiz : Office Boy, I don't think we'll need you any more.
Jimmie 'Office Boy' Burnham : Okay. Well, so long. Be careful while you're over there, now, Shoots.
Mary Magiz : Don't worry. I'm taking him.
Jimmie 'Office Boy' Burnham : Yes. Yes, I know.
William T. 'Shoots' Magiz : Isn't that nice. Lambikins is takin' me.
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Car Salesman : Your car just arrived. Don't you love it?
Mary Magiz : Oh! It's beautiful!
Car Salesman : Isn't it! And how do you like it Mr. Magiz?
Jimmie 'Office Boy' Burnham : Well, if the wife likes it, it's okay with me.
Mary Magiz : He is *not* Mr. Magiz.
Car Salesman : Oh, I'm so sorry.
Jimmie 'Office Boy' Burnham : I'm not.
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Mary Magiz : Look here, you stick to your job. If you want to be a spy, I'll buy you a Confederate uniform.
Jimmie 'Office Boy' Burnham : I wonder how I'd look in a Confederate uniform?
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Jimmie 'Office Boy' Burnham : Let's sit down here and talk this over. I want a drink to wet my whistle. Oh, waiter.
Waiter : Yes sir.
Jimmie 'Office Boy' Burnham : What'll you have?
Mary Magiz : I'm not drinking. I'm just talking it over.
Jimmie 'Office Boy' Burnham : A pitcher of beer please and nothing for the lady.
Waiter : Yes sir.
Mary Magiz : A champagne cocktail, please!
Waiter : Yes, ma'am.
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Jimmie 'Office Boy' Burnham : You're for you, 100%. And I don't blame you, duchess. I'll tell you a little secret, I'm for me.
Mary Magiz : We've got a lot in common.
Jimmie 'Office Boy' Burnham : Well, I don't know about me; but, you sure are common.
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Jimmie 'Office Boy' Burnham : Try to remember that Shoots is in a better world.
Mary Magiz : Oh, he was such a lovely man. So gentle. He was like a big dog around the house.
Jimmie 'Office Boy' Burnham : Yes. Yes. I know just how you feel. I had a Pekingese once that was run over.
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Mickey 'The Greek' Mikapopoulis : You know, I am crazy for you the first time I see you.
Mary Magiz : Why, Mr. Mikapopoulis.
Mickey 'The Greek' Mikapopoulis : Why don't you give me tumbles?
Mary Magiz : I'm sorry, I'll always be just a sister to you.
Mickey 'The Greek' Mikapopoulis : I got a sister. She's no good.
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Mary Magiz : You think I'm just a digger.
Jimmie 'Office Boy' Burnham : Yeah, just a digger out of luck and there's nothing sadder.
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Mary Magiz : Office Boy, will you kiss a pal goodbye, just for luck?
Jimmie 'Office Boy' Burnham : Sure. How can I lose.
[kiss]
Jimmie 'Office Boy' Burnham : Well, now what?
Mary Magiz : Now what, yourself.
Jimmie 'Office Boy' Burnham : Gee, I must be even dumber than you.
[kiss]
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Mary Magiz : I don't see any reason why we shouldn't part friends.
Mickey 'The Greek' Mikapopoulis : Yeah, but, we ain't parting. You and me is going to Greece together. You know, I don't see my mother for long time. My mother drink nothing but sour milk. She's strong like the ox.
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Jimmie 'Office Boy' Burnham : Didn't you get enough out of Mickey?
Mary Magiz : Well, that was my money! Smiley got it from Shoots and Dingle got it from Smiley and Mickey took it from Dingle and I took it from Mickey.
Jimmie 'Office Boy' Burnham : Oh, I see, a chain letter.
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Mary Magiz : If you'll call the minister, this is still your room...
Jimmie 'Office Boy' Burnham : I wouldn't waste a nickel on a phone call!