- Florence's Brother: [reading] To my darling brother-in-law, a sock for your foot and a sock for your jaw.
- Florence's Mother: [reading] To my mother-in-law, a candid song. Why don't you go home where you belong?
- Edgar: [His doctor is leaving in disgust after being called a "pill peddler" by Edgar. He vows never to come back again] Say, doc, can I DEPEND on that?
- Edgar: [Edgar wakes up, thinking he's already dead when in fact, he has taken a sleeping pill and has become part of a joke/lesson sprung on him by his brother-in-law] And I thought I was going to Heaven!