- Corby Pratt: Waiter, another bottle of wine.
- Pansy Pratt: Corby, you've had enough to drink already.
- Corby Pratt: Darling, drinking makes you beautiful.
- Pansy Pratt: I haven't had a drink in all evening.
- Corby Pratt: I know, but I have.
- Al Wonder: Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the next number, the Gaucho Dance, performed by mademoiselle Inez and monsieur Harry. In this dance, monsieur Harry whips her with a whip. He whips her, and he whips her, and he whips her, but she loves it!