Half Shot Shooters (1936)

Harry Semels: General

Quotes 

• Capt. Burke : Were you born in this country?

  Larry : What?

  Capt. Burke : Were you born in this country?

  Larry : No, Milwaukee!

• Capt. Burke : Would you fight for this great republic, and...

  Moe : Republican? No, I'm a Democrat!

  Curly : Not me, I'm a Pedestrian!

• Capt. Burke : ...wouldn't know a shell from a boat.

  Larry : What'd he say?

  Moe : He says you smell like a goat.

  Larry : Oh, yeah? Same to you!

• Capt. Burke : Where were you born?

  Curly : He says your pants are torn.

  Moe : I ain't got any on.

  Larry : Not worn, corn! Corn!

  Curly : Oh, I got two on both dogs!

• Capt. Burke : Now, where were you born?

  Curly : Ohh, born! Upstairs in the front room!