- Fuzzy Knight: [singing] Way out there on the Western plains, There lived a great big bunch of Indian Janes, I'm talkin' about many, I'm talkin' about Minni Ha, Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...
- Mr. Mike: Greetings. Greetings and salutations, ladies and gentlemen. This is the ol' Mikestro, just a nobody, wishing you a bit of a tweet tweet.
- Johnny Weissmuller: Hey girls, how 'bout grabbing yourselves an animal and lets play water tag. The one that catches me, wins a prize.
- Girl in Blue Swimsuit: Oh, yeah? What kind of a prize?
- Johnny Weissmuller: Surprise.
- Mr. Mike: Well, bless my soul, there is Jackie Coogan, who seems to think it takes "pull" to go places, while Betty Grable reverses the old adage, yowsa, and lets her star hitch himself to her wagon.