- Linda Lawrence: [told by Jimmy that he's just been on the phone with her Aunt Minnie] My Aunt Minnie has been dead for five years.
- Jimmy Hall: She didn't say where she was calling from!
- [the police are rushing Linda to the hospital in their cruiser]
- Linda Lawrence: Where are we going anyway?
- 1st Policeman: Well, to the hospital, of course.
- Linda Lawrence: Whatever for?
- 2nd Policeman: Didn't you just tell me you were going to have a...?
- Linda Lawrence: [smiling and laughing] Oh, that! But I didn't say when.
- 2nd Policeman: Well, for Pete's sakes, when are you going to have it then?
- Linda Lawrence: [shrugging] Oh, I don't know. Next year maybe.
- Linda Lawrence: [getting out of the police cruiser and running off] Be sure to come, won't you?
- Nancy Grohl: [to Linda, referring to Bea Harris] Say, you know, I bet she was born in a basin of starch.