- Robert Curtis: Confidentially, Sheila, I'm delighted every time you make a mistake. It gives me the chance to dance with you.
- Sheila Winthrop: Confidentially, I make mistakes for the same reason.
- Martin Cortland: Do anything so long as you make my wife believe I was telling the truth when I was lying to her!
- Robert Curtis: Hold it! We can't go in there.
- Sheila Winthrop: Why not?
- Robert Curtis: Well, you see, that's my bedroom.
- Sheila Winthrop: Robert, don't be coy.
- Robert Curtis: Well, I mean, there's work going on in there. There's a - a - a plumber!
- Sheila Winthrop: What difference does that make?
- Robert Curtis: What difference?
- [shower starts]
- Robert Curtis: There you are.
- Sheila Winthrop: Oh, he's just fixing the shower, isn't he? Come on!
- [Enters bedroom and sees Sonya reach her hand out of the bathroom to get her slip that's hanging on the doorknob]
- Sheila Winthrop: Charming, wasn't he.
- Robert Curtis: You mean that little...
- Sheila Winthrop: That dainty little garment, yes. What the well dressed plumber's wearing, I guess, hmmm?
- Robert Curtis: Well, you know, it takes all kinds of plumbers to make a world!
- Marge: You know that dance routine as well as I do.
- Sheila Winthrop: That's right.
- Marge: Then, why do you mop it just when Mr. Curtis is around?
- Sheila Winthrop: Because I like to dance with him.
- Robert Curtis: Look, I thought you promised there'd be no more galloping over rooftops?
- Martin Cortland: Well, but this is different. She's a foreigner!
- Robert Curtis: What's different about it? A gallop is a gallop in any language.
- Robert Curtis: Hello.
- [he doesn't get a response]
- Robert Curtis: I said hello.
- Sheila Winthrop: Oh. Sorry
- Robert Curtis: All right, now, listen kids. I want the whole number. Come on, places please! It's "Boogie Barcarolle" from the top and I'll do it with you. You ready? Music! Now give me some nice, straight lines, please. Go!
- Marge: Don't get your hopes up dear.
- Sheila Winthrop: Why not?
- Marge: Because, for eight hours everyday, Mr. Curtis is up to his hips in beautiful girls and we all look alike to him.
- Sheila Winthrop: Really?
- Marge: Yes! To a hungry man a lamb chop is a tasty dish; but, to the butcher its just another hunk of meat.
- Martin Cortland: Julia is going to divorce me.
- Robert Curtis: I'll be the first to congratulate her.
- Martin Cortland: How can you say that! You know I don't want a divorce. I'm a happily married man. I love my wife!
- Robert Curtis: And, besides, all this property is in her name.
- Martin Cortland: She's going to strip me right down to my underwear, too.
- Robert Curtis: You ought to think of that, before you go galloping after something you shouldn't have and can't catch!
- Sheila Winthrop: And that's what happened. It was all part of the game.
- Marge: I see. This Curtis fellow pitched and you caught.
- Swivel Tongue: Before the party broke up, Sheila did some pitching of her own! I'd say the score was even.
- Sheila Winthrop: I wouldn't.
- Guard House Singer - One of The Four Tones: You say Lillie Neck, Longa Neck, Greata Neck, Connecticut. All I wanna know is when my brudder, she's arrive.
- Railroad Information Clerk: I'm sorry but I don't understand what you want to know.
- Guard House Singer - One of The Four Tones: He's no so smart.
- Robert Curtis: [singing] No crying Marge and Mert, You need a girdle Gert, And promise me please, To write me Louise, And give me the latest dirt, I'm off, my queens, To learn some new routines, I'm shootin' the works for Uncle Sam...
- Robert Curtis: Sheila, how can I see you again?
- Sheila Winthrop: Oh, keep sitting at that window. And one of these days I might be passing by.
- Sheila Winthrop: How did I know you'd be silly enough to try a thing like this?
- Robert Curtis: Where's the back door?
- Robert Curtis: All right, Martin, now what's your real idea of doing this show in camp?
- Martin Cortland: Why, Robert, I'm surprised at you. You know I've always wanted to do something for the government.
- Robert Curtis: Oh, yeah, sure, sure.
- Martin Cortland: You'd think I was getting something out of this.
- Robert Curtis: Only my services for nothing, that's all.
- Martin Cortland: What do you mean for nothing? The government pays you $21 a month, doesn't it? Where does that money come from? The taxpayers. I'm a taxpayer.
- Robert Curtis: Let me thank you, Martin.
- Martin Cortland: Don't mention it, my boy.
- Guard House Singer - One of The Four Tones: That Miss Winthrop, she's so beautiful! And I hate her so much! When is Mr. Curtis going to put me in her place?
- Martin Cortland: Any day now, Sonya. I'm working out a new angle.
- Guard House Singer - One of The Four Tones: A new angle? Old angle! This angle! That angle! I want to dance! And all you do is angle me!
- Martin Cortland: Listen, Sonya, you trust me, don't you?
- Guard House Singer - One of The Four Tones: No!
- Robert Curtis: [singing] My dear, I've a feeling you are, So near, And yet so far, You appear, Like a radiant star, First so near, Then again so far...
- Robert Curtis: [singing] My condition is only so-so, Cause whenever I feel you're close, oh, You turn out to be, Oh, so far...
- Colonel Shiller: Well, what's so important about a honeymoon? When you've been married for 25 years, as I have, you look back and wonder - oh, but, never mind that.
- Colonel Shiller: You hear that, Miss Winthrop? The whole blooming Army's calling for you. And I might say, that includes myself.
- Singer in 'Wedding Cake Walk' Number: [singing] Oh, here comes the bride, no less, It's hot stuff, that fluffy dress, I must admit, though she's lit, She looks a bit sweet, No wonder her Romeo, Begins shoutin' "Hi-De-Ho!" As his bride starts to stride, To a boogie beat...
- Singer in 'Wedding Cake Walk' Number: [singing] When newlyweds in fancy carriages, Leave that reception gay, The Wedding Cakewalk, Sends them on their way, Pasty choirs in tasty churches, Gives it all they've got, Prudish old preachers on their perches, Say, "A-men, it's hot!"