- Stephanie Lock: Lock, I have great plans for you.
- Asa Lock: Well, Steve, what do you want me to do?
- Stephanie Lock: Take a vacation.
- Asa Lock: Oh now, Steve, there you go, I...
- Stephanie Lock: We're both going out to the Lazy R. Sit in the sun all day and see who can spit the farthest.
- Priscilla Lock: What, may I ask, is the Lazy R?
- Asa Lock: A cow outfit I own about fifty miles out.
- Stephanie Lock: A ranch. You know, lots of ground with sky over it.
- Gene Autry: I think we've met the head man.
- Frog Milhouse: Who?
- Gene Autry: Asa Lock.
- Frog Milhouse: W-why Gene...
- Gene Autry: Yeah, he's very smooth on the outside...
- Frog Milhouse: Do you reckon he's one of them "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Lock?"
- [while Gene got directions to the bad guys hideout over the phone, Smiley transcribed the conversation]
- Frog Milhouse: I got every word. Now look, you go to the, yeah, turn right, yeah, over to the, I see, I got it, thanks. You know if we follow this, we're lost before we even get started.