- Robert 'Bob' Curtis: [in the crypt] Everyone seems to be resting in peace.
- Dr. Jeff Colbert: [sardonically] By daylight, at least.
- Helga Hammond: [hearing a howling noise] Probably a dog caught in a trap!
- Walton, the butler: [ominously] That's no dog!
- Walton, the butler: But, Miss Hammond... Helga! No Hammond ever ventures into the rocky lane on a foggy night!
- Walton, the butler: There are some things that are beyond the understanding of us that live on this Earth!
- Insp. Craig: I've seen that look on your face before, I think you've got your man.
- Robert 'Bob' Curtis: I'm not sure if it is a man.
- Christy: A woman?
- Robert 'Bob' Curtis: No...
- Christy: Animal, vegetable or mineral?
- Robert 'Bob' Curtis: It could be a wolf...
- Robert 'Bob' Curtis: I should have warned you. Miss Christopher suffers from an overdeveloped supercalaphegalus.
- Robert 'Bob' Curtis: Don't tell me that you've been using our laboratory equipment to make toffee.
- Insp. Craig: Don't mind if I do.
- Robert 'Bob' Curtis: [to Inspector] Don't touch it!
- Christy: Mr. Curtis, you may not think much of a female detective, but this is simply delicious. The best I've ever made. Your pan.
- Robert 'Bob' Curtis: You used that pan?
- Christy: Well, why not? If making toffee isn't scientific.
- Robert 'Bob' Curtis: But that's the pan that I used for the hydrophobia culture. And it turned out positive.
- Christy: [gagging in embarrassment] Hydrophob... hydro... ohhhh!
- [she exits]
- Robert 'Bob' Curtis: [laughing] That'll fix her. Here, Inspector, help yourself.
- Insp. Craig: No thanks. She'll have her stomach pumped.
- Robert 'Bob' Curtis: It serves her right.