Benson Fong: Tommy Chan
Quotes
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Tommy Chan : Pop, I've got a case that will knock your hat off!
Charlie Chan : Can remove hat without assistance, thank you.
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Tommy Chan : My gosh, Pop, are you a mind reader?
Charlie Chan : If mind not too small.
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Tommy Chan : You're lucky to have your assistant on hand, Pop.
Charlie Chan : Assistant? That you?
Tommy Chan : Sure!
Charlie Chan : Your assistance about as welcome as water in a leaking ship!
Tommy Chan : But you've always said that two men can find a clue quicker than one.
Charlie Chan : [looking from side to side] Where is other man? Do not see other man!
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Tommy Chan : And besides, didn't I get you a swell case?
Charlie Chan : Every time you appear, I have swell case of assorted troubles.
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Tommy Chan : I don't get it, Pop!
Charlie Chan : [laconically] Fear you are weak limb to which no family tree may point with pride.
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Charlie Chan : You are smart enough to keep eyes open?
Tommy Chan : You bet!
Charlie Chan : Do likewise - keep mouth shut!
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Charlie Chan : [to a semi-conscious Tommy] How you feeling?
Tommy Chan : My head seems to be spinning.
Charlie Chan : Oh. Then you're all right. Everything back to normal.
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Charlie Chan : [looking at funhouse figures] See one with no head?
Tommy Chan : Un-huh.
Charlie Chan : He remind me of you.
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Tommy Chan : [entering room where Charlie is being held by thugs] Hi ya, Pa! What're you doing in there?
Charlie Chan : [laconically] Like puppy who come to smell subway third rail, you will receive complete information in few moments.
