- Cyrus Drake: Would you say I was inebriated last night?
- Byngham: Oh no, sir. Although you did have Whiffin cook you six pancakes and you spent an hour trying to play them on the Victrola.
- Cyrus Drake: How'd they sound?
- Byngham: Much better after you put the syrup on them. Although, I wouldn't say you were inebriated.
- Mike O'Brien: Hello small, cute, and adolescent.
- Mickey: I have finished adolescencing.
- Mike O'Brien: You shouldn't hurry a thing like that, my dear.
- Cyrus Drake: This is a dramatic moment. I don't remember when I've been as touched.
- Byngham: It was exactly seven months ago.
- Mike O'Brien: So, we take a dame, see. That's our bait. We sugar the dame with a lot of swell clothes. And we call her Miss Pamela Drake, debutante daughter of Mr. Cyrus Drake, the famous piano tycoon.
- Mike O'Brien: We struck a potential gold mine. Say, Sandy, you could help us polish Millie.
- Millie Pico: But, I don't want to be polished.
- Mrs. Whiffin: [singing] Swimming in high balls,
- Cyrus Drake: Stewed to the eyeballs,
- Cyrus Drake, Mrs. Whiffin: Disgustingly rich...
- Millie Pico: What about me?
- Mike O'Brien: [singing] You will rocket like a ball of fire
- Mike O'Brien, Cyrus Drake, Mrs. Whiffin, Marty, Mickey, Byngham, Sandy Brooks: Higher and Higher and Higher and Higher...
- Mike O'Brien: All we need is a girl to play the part.
- Mickey: *I* am at your disposal.
- Mike O'Brien: Okay, you're disposed of.
- Millie Pico: Oh, isn't it wonderful what the right clothes can do for a girl.
- Mike O'Brien: No, it's wonderful what the right girl can do for clothes.
- Frank: [singing] I couldn't sleep a wink last night, I didn't have my favorite dream, The one in which I hold you tight...
- Millie Pico: Is this a love song?
- Frank: No, it's a torch ballad.
- Millie Pico: Oh, a hot tune, ain't it. Ain't it?
- Mike O'Brien: That was great, old boy. Now, we'll be seeing you at the Butler's Ball.
- Sandy Brooks: And maybe I'll sing for *you*.
- Frank: That'll be peachy.
- Millie Pico: [Sandy walks in and finds Mike kissing up Millie's arm] We're playing a game. He's a wolf and I'm pretty soft.
- Mike O'Brien: Yeah... Um... She, um... I was just trying to, eh... show her a few things I picked up.
- Sandy Brooks: From the things you picked up.
- Cyrus Drake: Sandy! Who was that singing down here? Bing Crosby?
- Sandy Brooks: Bing Bang Sinatra.
- Cyrus Drake: Aw. Well, he'll never get any place.
- Katherine Keating: If you ask me, Mr. Drake bought up every editor in town.
- Mrs. Georgia Keating: Maybe you could have gotten more pictures in the paper, had you dropped your girdle.
- Millie Pico: Frank, how would you go about making someone fall in love with you?
- Frank: Well, if it were a certain someone I met at your house, I would take her for a walk in the park - and we would sit down. Like this. And without confusing her, I'd say
- [singing]
- Frank: This is a lovely way to spend an evening, Can't think of anything I'd rather do, This is a lovely way to spend an evening, Can't think of anyone as lovely as you, A casual stroll through a garden, A kiss by a lazy lagoon, Catching a breathe of moonlight, humming our favorite tune...
- Katherine Keating: Personally, I prefer Mr. Sinatra.
- Sarah: Oh, that young man. He looks just like someone I heard on the radio.
- Mrs. Georgia Keating: Did you have more than one daughter?
- Cyrus Drake: Well, that, of course, I wouldn't know. You see, my wife took care of those matters.
- Sir Victor Fitzroy Victor: When the right girl meets the right man, at the right time, everything is right.