- Adolf Hitler: [shouting] Stoupnegel Hamburger mit der Frankfurter und der Sauerkrauten
- [long gasp]
- Adolf Hitler: mit der Zoot Suit, mit der Reet Pleat, Zoot!
- [long gasp]
- Adolf Hitler: Schtunk Friz Freleng, mit der Heinrich Binder, und der What's Cookin' Doc!
- [long gasp]
- Adolf Hitler: Pumpernickel mit Sauerkrauten from der Delicatessen, mit Liverwurst, Hassenpfeffer, und der Chattanoga Choo-Choo! Gesundheit! Ve vill bomben der Moskau, bomben Schtalin, bomben that Irish general Tim O'Shenko!
- [cries]
- Adolf Hitler: That O'Shenko... To bomb Moscow, I will send the best pilot in the R-r-reich-ch-ch! The greatest superman of all time!
- Man: Who's that? You, Fuhrer?
- Adolf Hitler: Eh-h-h-h, who else?
- Gremlins: [singing] We are Russian gremlins/ Up in the sky we're found/ Schicklgruber's aeroplanes we snake right to the ground/ We like nothing better than to mess up Messerschmitts/ and send their heavy bombers down to earth in teeny bits/ Napoleon and his army never got to first base/ now we'll push those nasty Nazis in their Füehrer's face/ We're here, we're there, we're everywhere/ We're in the Nazis' hair/ And when they try to catch us, we're the little men/ Who weren't there. We're the little men who wer-en't there!/
- [Yeah!]
- Termiteski: [after rhythmically eating several sections of an airplane wing, burping at the end of each section] Nyah, I hope you folks will pardon me for say-ink... BURRRRPPP!
- Narrator: [a la Lew Lehr with a German accent] Ho-ho-ho, once upon a time, wa-a-ay back in 1941...
- [Explosion]
- Radio Announcer: The German Army wishes to announce that another fleet of Nazi Bombers has failed to reach Moscow!
- Newspaper Headlines: Blitz Hits Fritz! More Moscow-Bound Bombers Mysteriously Disappear
- Newspaper Headlines: Could it be Gremlins?
- Newspaper Headlines: Hm-m-m-m, Could Be!
- Newspaper Headlines: Fuehrer Furious!
- [Explosion]