- Philip McCooley: You mean to tell me that you resigned for me over the telephone to the principal of the high school?
- Virginia McCooley: He thought it was a little unusual too, at first. Then I told him you were just too bashful to admit the reason.
- Philip McCooley: What are you doing with that piece of furniture?
- Moving Man: Why, I'm growing mushrooms in it. One side, buddy.
- Virginia McCooley: Well, why all the fuss? What does San Diego think it is - Washington, D.C.?
- Hotel Clerk: Lady, we pride ourselves on having more confusion per square inch in San Diego than Washington ever heard of.