- [Fuzzy consults a crystal ball]
- Fuzzy Q. Jones: Oh, Big Chiefs in the Clouds, speak to me... Don't somebody want to speak to me?
- Voice of Standing Pine: Sure. Me talk.
- Fuzzy Q. Jones: W-W-Who are you?
- Voice of Standing Pine: Me Chief Standing Pine.
- Fuzzy Q. Jones: W-W-Where-Where are you standing, Pine?
- Voice of Standing Pine: Right beside you, Paleface!
- Nord Finner: Say, Fuzzy, maybe that Indian pal of yours could tell you where to dig a little gold dust on this claim.
- Fuzzy Q. Jones: Oh, ah, ain't you found nothin' yet?
- Nord Finner: Not enough to fill a gnat's tooth.
- Nord Finner: Listen! I ain't killed a guy in over a week and I wouldn't trust you with myself if I was you. Now get out of here!
- [believing Fuzzy to be psychic, the townsmen consult him about future events]
- Townsman: Oh, Mr. Jones, when would be a good time to sell my crops?
- Fuzzy Q. Jones: Oh, about the first.
- Townsman: The first of what?
- Fuzzy Q. Jones: The first chance you get!
- [through his crystal ball, Fuzzy consults with the spirit of Chief Standing Pine]
- Voice of Standing Pine: Okay. Okay. Trance over. Standing Pine...
- Fuzzy Q. Jones: Standing Pine! Standing Pine! I gotta a couple of things I want to tell you... I wonder if he belongs to the union.
- Fuzzy Q. Jones: Hey, wait a minute boys - don't crowd me! I'm formin' a big organization and you're all welcome as soon as things get ripe.
- [Joe and Ralph comment from the fringes of the throng]
- Henchman Joe Dayton: Yeah, and when it is, we'll be on hand to pick the plum.
- Ralph Emory: Provided that Billy Carson doesn't upset the apple cart.
- Fuzzy Q. Jones: I'm in the blue chips this time, proper. You and me is practically millionaires.
- Billy Carson: Yeah, whadja do? Make a strike of fool's gold?
- Billy Carson: Well, you can include me out. I haven't got 50,000 dollars to be buying gold mines from crazy people.
- Fuzzy Q. Jones: Standing Pine told me where I could find this big claim.
- Billy Carson: Standing Pine? Who's Standing Pine?
- Fuzzy Q. Jones: He's my Indian guide. He's a spirit.
- Billy Carson: A spirit. Fuzz, you better keep that cork in the bottle. Those spirits are going to get you in trouble.
- Billy Carson: I'm going to go, Fuzz. When that lynching party gets ready to singe your whiskers, you can call for me.