Fun and Fancy Free (1947)

Walt Disney: Mickey Mouse

Quotes 

• Willie the Giant : [pointing at one of the lines on his hand]  But what's this here? What is it? What is it?

  Mickey Mouse : Uh-oh! I can't believe it!

  Willie the Giant : Is it bad?

  Mickey Mouse : Why, i-i-it says here that you can change yourself into anything!

  Willie the Giant : Sure, sure! You wanna see me? I can change myself into the darndest things! Go on, gimme somethin'. Anything!

  Mickey Mouse : Anything?

  Willie the Giant : Anything!

  Edgar Bergen : See? Mickey never misses a trick. He's got a good idea.

  Mickey Mouse : Well, uh. Can you change into a fly?

  Willie the Giant : A cute, teeny-weeny, itsy-bitsy housefly?

  Mickey Mouse : That's it! A housefly!

  Willie the Giant : Aww, you don't want a fly! How about a bunny with long, pink ears?

  Mickey Mouse : Huh! Well, of course, if you can't do a fly, why, uh...

  Willie the Giant : All right. A fly.

  [suddenly loudly] 

  Willie the Giant : WHY?

  Mickey Mouse : Well, uh... because.

  Willie the Giant : Okay. A teeny-weeny fly... with pink wings! Now for the magic wordies. Fe, fi, fo, fum. He, hi, ho, hum. I'm a most amazing guy. Te, ti, te, ti, te, ti.

  [transforms into a bunny] 

  Willie the Giant : You sure you don't want a pink bunny?

  [notices that Mickey, Donald and Goofy have a fly swatter] 

  Willie the Giant : Hey, what is this? You think you fool Willie.

• Mickey Mouse : How'd you get here?

  Singing Harp : I was kidnapped by that wicked giant!

  Mickey Mouse : Oh. What? A giant?

  Mortimer Snerd : A giant?

  Luana Patten : A giant?

  Jiminy Cricket : A giant?

  Edgar Bergen : Bigger than forty men!

  Mortimer Snerd : Oh, no!

  Edgar Bergen : An ogre who had the power to turn himself into anything, man or beast!

  Jiminy Cricket : That calls for a drink!

• Goofy : Hey, look!

  [singing to the tune of "Funiculi Finicula"] 

  Goofy : Turkey, lobster, sweet potater pie / pancakes piled up till they reach the sky!

  Donald Duck : [scat singing]  Wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak!

  Goofy : Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

  [his Adam's apple knocks out Donald] 

  Goofy : I wanna eat, and eat, and eat, and eat, and eat until I die!

  Goofy , Donald Duck : [both singing as Mickey enters the room]  Turkey, lobster, sweet potater pie / pancakes piled up till they reach the sky...

  Goofy : [singing]  Lots of starches, lots of greens, fancy cho-co-late covered...

  Mickey Mouse : [holding up a chest of beans, cutting their song short]  Beans!

  Goofy : [disgusted]  What do you mean beans?

  Mickey Mouse : Yeah, fellas, I sold the cow for some magic beans.

  Donald Duck : Beans?

  [jumps into the ceiling throwing a temper tantrum while tearing out his head feathers] 

  Mickey Mouse : But Donald, these are not ordinary beans, they're *magic* beans. If you plant these beans on the night of a full moon, do you know what'll happen?

  Donald Duck : Yes, we'll get more beans!

  [takes the box from him and throws them into a hole in the floor] 

  Mickey Mouse : No, no, Donald!

  Donald Duck : Magic beans! Phooey!

• [Willie prepares himself a sandwich] 

  Willie the Giant : Feedee!

  [Slices some cheese, taking Mickey but narrowly avoiding Goofy] 

  Willie the Giant : Fidee!

  [Takes a chicken leg] 

  Willie the Giant : Fodee!

  [Takes some onions, narrowly missing Donald] 

  Willie the Giant : Fum!

  [Pours pepper on his sandwich. Mickey sneezes the contents on Willie's face] 

  Mickey Mouse : Gesundheit!

  [laughs]