- Mrs. Brown: After refusing afternoon drinks for 24 years, you couldn't very well refuse one from a painted, blonded, anatomic bombshell.
- Mr. Brown: Mary, I believe you're jealous...
- Mr. Brown: I heard that William had called on Miss Gaye and I thought I'd better go along and see if he's caused any mischief.
- Mrs. Brown: I was a bit harsh on her.
- Mr. Brown: Yes, she's really quite a nice person.
- Mrs. Brown: I'm sure she is. She's a rotten actress, anyway.
- Ethel: Oh Mother - can't we do something about William? Can't we send him to an orphanage?
- Mrs. Brown: No dear. For one thing, he isn't an orphan.
- The Glazier: Morning. I've come to mend the window again.
- Emily: Again is right. I don't know why you don't open a branch in the garden.
- The Glazier: Well, boys will be boys, that's what I always say.
- Emily: That's not what Mr Brown always says.