- John Fairbanks: John Fairbanks, All-American Boy. That's me. Good to my parents, kind to animals, love children. Probably make some girl a fine husband.
- Carole Lane: Ted, we've got to get off this awful island now.
- Ted Osborne: We can't, darling. Not after coming this far. I gotta have more pictures.
- Capt. Tarnowski: We're going back to that island, Fairbanks. Back to find the beasts that chewed up your pals while there were still alive and kicking. You wanna come along?
- [laughs]
- John Fairbanks: I'd blow my brains out first before I'd go back to that island.
- Capt. Tarnowski: [turning to Carol and Ted] Well, you still wanna go?
- Ted Osborne: Sure you'll be alright for a few minutes?
- Carole Lane: I'm just as safe as I'd be in a den of wolves.
- [first lines]
- Ted Osborne: I hate bringing you to a place like this, Carol.
- Carole Lane: Don't be silly, Ted. I've been in worse places in New York and I had to pay a cover charge too. Only there, it's called Slumming. I'll survive and love it.
- Carole Lane: So, this is the notorious Captain Tarnowski?
- Capt. Tarnowski: Ah, you heard about me, huh?
- Carole Lane: No, but I probably will... from you.
- Capt. Tarnowski: Say, where did they come from? I've never seen them in Singapore before.
- Sanderson, 1st Mate: You wouldn't in the joints you hang out.
- Sanderson, 1st Mate: What kind of a crazy deal did you get us into?
- Capt. Tarnowski: It ain't so crazy. A woman like that don't happen every day.
- Sanderson, 1st Mate: Ah, sometimes I think you're cracked worse than Fairbanks.
- John Fairbanks: I don't think Turnowski had any trouble sleeping. I heard him snoring. Brave man. Or stupid. Probably both.
- Capt. Tarnowski: [commenting on a makeshift raft] That's pretty good for amateurs. You'll make a regular Noah's Ark out of it, animals and all.
- [last lines]
- Crewman Edwards: Well folks, I thought you might like to know we'll be under way in a minute.
- Carole Lane: Good.
- Ted Osborne: Carol, you've been pretty wonderful through all this. We get back to Singapore, we'll...
- Carole Lane: We'll have a few things to settle, Ted. Important things. Particularly about us.
- Ted Osborne: I understand.
- John Fairbanks: You look like you're on your last leg.
- Capt. Tarnowski: Is that a wish or an observation?
- John Fairbanks: Could be both.