- Charlie Dog: Hey, look, chum. You ain't got no dog; I ain't got no master. It's ine-vite-able we should get together. Now, listen, did you ever see a boid retrieve a dog? Of course not! And yet in me you see one of the finest pointers that ever lived. Now, get a load of this. Dere it is! Dere it is! Dere it is! Dere it is! Dere it is!
- Charlie Dog: [on a stack of mattresses when Porky looks out the window after his suicide attempt] You lose somethin', bud?