Mississippi Hare (1949)

Mel Blanc: Bugs Bunny, Southern Gentleman, Purser

Quotes 

• Col. Shuffle : If'n I had four feet and went "hee haw", what would I be?

  Bugs : Why, you'd be a jackass.

• Col. Shuffle : [firing guns wildly]  I'm Colonel Shuffle - the rip-roarin'-est, gold-diggin'-est, sharp-shootin'-est, poker-playin'-est riverboat gambler on the Mississippi! Yahoo! Be thar anyone man enough to sit in a poker game with Colonel Shuffle? Well, be thar?

  Bugs : [appearing in the hallway]  There be.

• [last lines] 

  Bugs : Oh, well. We almost had a romantic ending.

• Col. Shuffle : I've got five aces. What have you got, sir?

  Bugs : I've got six aces, sir.

• Southern Gentleman : I can't allow you to molest that little flower of the South.