Mississippi Hare (1949)

Billy Bletcher: Col. Shuffle

Quotes 

• Col. Shuffle : If'n I had four feet and went "hee haw", what would I be?

  Bugs : Why, you'd be a jackass.

• Col. Shuffle : Why did you dunk my poor old hide in Old Man River, when I bought a low seat?

• Col. Shuffle : [firing guns wildly]  I'm Colonel Shuffle - the rip-roarin'-est, gold-diggin'-est, sharp-shootin'-est, poker-playin'-est riverboat gambler on the Mississippi! Yahoo! Be thar anyone man enough to sit in a poker game with Colonel Shuffle? Well, be thar?

  Bugs : [appearing in the hallway]  There be.

• Col. Shuffle : Why for did you splash me in the Mississippi mud?

• Col. Shuffle : I've got five aces. What have you got, sir?

  Bugs : I've got six aces, sir.