Champagne for Caesar (1950)
Art Linkletter: Happy Hogan
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Quotes
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Happy Hogan : You have five seconds to tell us the Japanese word for goodbye. 1... 2...
Beauregard Bottomley : Sayonara. Not to be confused with cyanide, which is, of course, goodbye in any language.
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Happy Hogan : Is there something special about me that you dislike or do you hate me for myself alone?
Beauregard Bottomley : Oh, I don't hate you Mr. Hogan.
Gwenn Bottomley : He merely thinks you are the forerunner of intellectual destruction in America.
Beauregard Bottomley : Yes, nothing personal.
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Gwenn Bottomley : You know my brother thinks you're seeing me in order to get some information about him. I think so too.
Happy Hogan : In other words, I'm a heel?
Gwenn Bottomley : Not in other words. Same words.
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Happy Hogan : [Referring to his engagement to Bottomley's sister] Aren't you going to wish us good luck?
Beauregard Bottomley : Well, you're obnoxious but not as obnoxious as I thought you were.
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Happy Hogan : Hi!
Beauregard Bottomley : Mr Hogan, you are most unwelcome here.
Gwenn Bottomley : He's taking lessons.
Beauregard Bottomley : My dear Happy Hogan, at the last count there was ten thousand, four hundred and eighty-two piano teachers in greater Los Angeles. Your appearance here suggests an ulterior design.
Gwenn Bottomley : But I think he's really interested in the piano and I'd like us to continue what we started... with the piano.
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Happy Hogan : By the way, you said an Aardvark is an ant eater. Is he also an uncle eater?
Beauregard Bottomley : Yes, as a matter of fact the Aardvark is an uncle eater but he only eats the uncles of the ants.