- William 'Moe' Early: I made a fortune today. I sold short.
- J. Maxwell Bloomhaus: Who did you sell short to?
- William 'Moe' Early: You!
- Larry Blair: I've missed you baby. The flame is still burning!
- Nanette Carter: There's a fire extinguisher on the wall.
- J. Maxwell Bloomhaus: My scotch it shrinks too.
- Stevens, the Butler: Alcohol evaporates in the summer, sir.
- J. Maxwell Bloomhaus: In the Sahara desert that much couldn't evaporate.