The Fair Haired Hare (1951)
Mel Blanc: Bugs Bunny, Yosemite Sam, Judge
Quotes
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Yosemite Sam : Mice!
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Yosemite Sam : Here's your juice rabbit, now drink up.
Bugs Bunny : [spins the table] Trade ya.
Yosemite Sam : [spins the table back] Drink your own juice!
Bugs Bunny : [spins the table multiple times] Round she goes, where she stops, nobody knows.
Yosemite Sam : [stops the table] Cut it out!
[pulls out his gun]
Yosemite Sam : Now drink your juice, before I blows the fur off'n yer hide!
[brightens]
Yosemite Sam : It's good for ya.
Bugs Bunny : I'm not going to drink till you drink yours foist!
Yosemite Sam : [chuckles darkly] OK, it's a deal.
[he drinks the juice, then pulls his gun again]
Yosemite Sam : NOW, DRINK UP, VARMINT!
Bugs Bunny : [trembling nervously, Bugs drinks the juice, then brightens] Hey, that's delicious! How about a second helping, doc?
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Yosemite Sam : Shut up!
Bugs Bunny : Okay, okay, I'm shuttin' up. Why should I continue to keep yappin' when I'm told to shut up. I'm not the kind of dope that don't know when to stop...
Yosemite Sam : Shut up, shuttin' up!
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Bugs Bunny : You can't get away with this! I'll take this to the highest court in the country!
[Cut to Bugs walking up to the Highest Court, Elevation 6723 ft]
Bugs Bunny : I should have picked a lower court. I'm bushed.
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Yosemite Sam : [after shooting his bearskin rug] Playing possum for twenty years! That'll learn ya!
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Bugs Bunny : [singing] O, give me a home where the buffalos roam, and the deers and the antelopes play - and the rabbits - Where seldom is hoid a discouraging woid, and the skies are not cloudy all day.
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Yosemite Sam : [He and Bugs are getting ready for bed] Good night, varmint.
Bugs Bunny : Eh, good night.
[Sam turns off the lights; he sneaks up on Bugs with a mallet, but Bugs then turns on his light]
Yosemite Sam : [hammering on the floor] Carpet keeps rolling up.
[Gets back to bed]
Yosemite Sam : Good night, critter.
[Turns off light; Sam gets back up with the mallet again and there's a loud noise in the dark; Bugs turns on the light, holding the mallet, while Sam is reeling from the hit]
Bugs Bunny : There. That ought to keep that carpet flat.
Yosemite Sam : [stumbling back into bed] Good night, varmint, uh, critter...