- Ellen Bowen: Didn't your mother never teach you no manners?
- Tom Bowen: I never had no mother. We was too poor.
- James Ashmond: Do I look like a gentleman?
- Tom Bowen: You look like a banker.
- James Ashmond: But do I look like a gentleman?
- [last lines]
- Tom Bowen: They didn't have to go to all this trouble, a small wedding would have been alright.
- Tom Bowen: Miss Boner, may I escort you to Klinger's clanmate tomorrow night?
- Ellen Bowen: Wow, I'll be delighted, and what a surprise you're asking me! Oh Tommy, let's be terrific tomorrow night!
- Tom Bowen: Cosmic!
- Ellen Bowen: Stupendous!
- Tom Bowen: A smash... we hope!
- Tom Bowen: Ellen's British romance - John Brindale. Do you know him?
- Irving Klinger: [Edgar Klinger] Know the family - very old. Uh, they do say that young John is a bit of a chaser.
- Tom Bowen: He didn't have to chase very hard after Ellen. She stood still and waited.
- Tom Bowen: You should have seen the expression on your face when you saw me.
- Anne Ashmond: How did I look?
- Tom Bowen: As if I were a dentist.
- Ellen Bowen: [referring to the royal couple] I wonder what the bride is doing today.
- Tom Bowen: Why don't you call her up and ask her?
- Ellen Bowen: [chuckles] I wonder what I would be doing a month before my wedding.
- Tom Bowen: Probably trying to find a way out of it.
- Ellen Bowen: Do you really think so?
- Tom Bowen: You know you would.
- Tom Bowen: I wonder what the groom is doing today.
- Ellen Bowen: Why don't you call him up and ask him?
- Tom Bowen: Very funny.
- Irving Klinger: [as Edgar Klinger] Uh, tell me old boy - how are things in the colonies these days?
- Tom Bowen: Oh, fine, fine.
- Anne Ashmond: You're five shillings short.
- James Ashmond: Oh. That's what you might call a typographical error.