Apache War Smoke (1952)

Glenda Farrell: Fanny Webson

Quotes 

• Fanny Webson : We've got our plans all set. So if you ever get to San Francisco, Tom, look us up.

  Tom Herrera : I might.

  Fanny Webson : We'll have at least a dozen different ways for a man to lose his money - and enjoy the fact that he lost it.

• Peso : Pardon me, Señora, are you sure we have never met before?

  Fanny Webson : No, as I said before at dinner, it's quite unlikely. Though, it's a thrilling thought.

  Peso : I always remember what is worth remembering.

• Cyril R. Snowden : You know the Apaches?

  Peso : Sure, I do. Not long ago they threw a little powwow in my honor. Fire water, courtesy of Peso.

  Cyril R. Snowden : But this isn't legal, is it?

  Peso : Oh, no, that's a federal offense - for the white man. But that night, I was pure Apache! Ahhhhh-Ichi-wa-wa!

  Fanny Webson : How exciting!

• Fanny Webson : Hey, hey, I've got a bottle of eight year old stashed away, get that cup over there and we'll drink a toast to those good old days.

  Peso : It's been a long time, Fanny. A long time.

  Fanny Webson : To Peso, the gayest, the most gallant, the most man man in this whole cockeyed world.

  Peso : To Fanny, the loveliest, the most beautiful protector of the homeless, professional in the north of Rio Grande.

• Peso : Say, how did you come to ever leave that Faro table in Las Cruces?

  Fanny Webson : I was gettin' a little too close for comfort. That law can have a hot breath, you know.

  Peso : Ah, you speak the truth woman. That's why I work in the territory. There are no laws here. No laws for me to break. You know, I really hate to ever break the law.

• Fanny Webson : I'm going where there's some really high-line action.

  Peso : Yeah? Where's that?

  Fanny Webson : San Francisco.

• Fanny Webson : Drink up, Peso. You're not licked yet.

• Fanny Webson : Don't talk like that, you're going to have me cryin' in my booze.

• Fanny Webson : Remember, you're the greatest, the bravest, the best man man in this whole cockeyed world!

  Peso : Ah, Fanny. You sure know how to comfort a man, don't you.

  Fanny Webson : That's something a woman never forgets.

  Peso : Ah, scratch my neck, Fanny.

  Fanny Webson : Yes.