- Evil Scientist: There is a rabbit loose in the castle, Rudolph. Return him to me, and I shall reward you with a spider goulash.
- [Rudolph acts delighted and runs off]
- Evil Scientist: My baby, my mechanical masterpiece. So nearly complete. So nearly perfect. If you only had a living brain.
- Bugs Bunny: [discovers the monster] Uh-oh. Think fast, rabbit. My stars! Where did you ever get that awful hairdo? It doesn't become you at all.
- [Sits the monster down and starts brushing its hair]
- Bugs Bunny: Here, for goodness' sake, let me fix it up. Look how stringy and messy it is. What a shame. Such an interesting monster, too. My stars, if an interesting monster can't have an interesting hairdo, then I don't know what things are coming to. In my business you meet so many interesting people - bobby pins, please - but the most interersting ones are the monsters. Oh, dear, that will never stay. We'll just have to have a permanemanent.
- [Runs to get some dynamite and puts it on the monster's hair like rollers]
- Bugs Bunny: Now, I've got to give an interesting old lady a manicure, but I'll be back before you're done.
- [Leaves; dynamite explodes, leaving a huge bald spot on the monster's head]
- Evil Scientist: Now, be a cooperative little bunny, and let me have your brain.
- Bugs Bunny: Sorry, Doc, but I need what little I've got.
- [a shrunken, humiliated Rudolph packs up and leave, slams the door reading 'I Quit' and kicking the mouse out]
- Mouse: [holds a bottle of liquor] I quit, too!
- [last lines]
- Bugs Bunny: [wakes up panicking in his flooded home] Who! Where! What! When! Why! How! Who! Oh...
- [sighs in relief]
- Bugs Bunny: Must've been a nightmare.
- Rudolph: [rows past him] Oh, yeah? That's what YOU think!
- [Bugs Bunny goes puzzled]