The Bullocks (1953)

Alberto Sordi: Alberto

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• Riccardo : I wonder if they're in Rome yet?

  Alberto : What a drag! You gotta know your way around Rome to have any real fun. If he'd gone with me, it'd be a different story. A couple of phone calls and we could have had a ball.

  Riccardo : And what about Sandra?

  Alberto : I meant if we were single.

• Leopoldo Vannucci : If I went on a honeymoon, I'd go to Africa, like Hemingway. Free, in the wild, in a Jeep.

  Moraldo Rubini : Sounds fabulous.

  Riccardo : Africa would be a real escape. I'd go there with Esther Williams.

  Alberto : What about Franca Marzi?

  Riccardo : Franca Marzi. Ginger Rogers.

• Alberto : [complaining about his Carnival costume]  I need bigger breasts!

  Elvira : I padded it in front.

• Alberto : [drunkenly]  Who the hell are you? Who?

  Moraldo Rubini : It's me, Moraldo.

  Alberto : Who?

  Moraldo Rubini : Moraldo.

  Alberto : No, you're nobody. You're all nobodies. All of you.

• Alberto : [drunkenly]  Moraldo, know what? We gotta get married.

  Moraldo Rubini : Yes.

  Alberto : We gotta get married. You see Fausto? He settled down. He's happy. He has a house. We just gotta get ourselves wives.