How to Be Very, Very Popular (1955)

Stormy : Hey Curly!

Wedgewood : Not so loud... do you wanna get me expelled? Curly...

Curly : Yeah?

Wedgewood : Do you think you can get in here without being seen?

Curly : For what purpose?

Stormy : Don't argue the man's got a fried chicken in here.

Curly : Hold him.
Stormy : You're still a pupil?

Wedgewood : That's right.

Stormy : Well what kind of a for-crying-out-loud kind of school could you be in?

Wedgewood : This one, Bristol College.

Stormy : This is a college?

Wedgewood : Well, of course, what did you think it was?

Stormy : I think you better let me outta here. I had all the college boys I want on Saturday nights thank you... tanked up on the two dollar gin.
Wedgewood : And, er, Mrs. Marshall, sir?

Dr. Tweed : I've been calling Mrs. Marshall for three days, and for three days she's been in the shower... either a very dirty woman or a very clean one.
Wedgewood : What do you think could have happened to her?

Stormy : But what could happen to a girl in a building full of college boys?
Dr. Tweed : If I had a pistol, I'd shoot myself.

Wedgewood : What seems to be the trouble, Sir?

Dr. Tweed : I have murdered Santa Claus.

Robert Cummings: Fillmore 'Wedge' Wedgewood