How to Be Very, Very Popular (1955)

Tommy Noonan: Eddie Jones

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• Eddie Jones : And what does Salome do when she hears the music?

  Curly : Salome dances!

• Toby Marshall : You mean she'll do anything you tell her to?

  Eddie Jones : Anything that's not against her fundamental principals.

  Toby Marshall : Well?

  Eddie Jones : Well what?

  Toby Marshall : Well, what are her fundamental principals?

  Eddie Jones : How should I know? I never saw her until she walked through that door. What are your fundamental principals, honey?

  Curly : What fundamental principals?

• Eddie Jones : What are you? Some sort of dancer?

  Curly : Student.

  Eddie Jones : Student?

  Curly : Interpretative student.

  Eddie Jones : Come again?

  Curly : What they say: exotic.

• Eddie Jones : Just to keep the record straight, it was me that put the whammy on her, not him.

  Stormy : Well, two and a half cheers for you.

• Eddie Jones : Please, may I kiss her goodbye?

  Stormy : Just don't try to show off.

  Eddie Jones : Thanks.

  [kisses a hypnotized Curly] 

  Toby Marshall : Say, could I pick up that raincheck now?

  Eddie Jones : He didn't get one first time around.

  Stormy : Oh, sure. And line up the rest of the college, too, why don't you?

  [Toby gives hypnotized Curly a long kiss] 

• Eddie Jones : I'm sorry Mr. Wedge. I didn't know I could hypnotize anybody - much less a girl.

• Eddie Jones : If I'd a known I could hypnotize a girl, I'd a been at it *years* ago.

• Eddie Jones : She was walking around out there in here nothin' outfit.

• Eddie Jones : Welcome back to Earth, space girl!

  Curly : Back off, buster.