- Gwen Howard: I wonder what kind of champagne I should order.
- Vernon Lowndes: Depends what you're launching.
- Julie Lowndes: It's wonderful of you to help me, Col. Wharton. It seems like an impossible problem.
- Col. Harold J. Wharton: Welllll, you know our motto. Uh, the difficult we do immediately, the impossible takes a little longer, heh, heh, heh, heh.
- Col. Harold J. Wharton: You've nothing to worry about, Mrs. Lowndes. You're in the hands of the United Sates Air Force. We recognize our responsibility for this situation.
- Julie Lowndes: Then, if anybody's guilty of bigamy, it's the Army.
- Col. Harold J. Wharton: Madam, in a hundred and fifty-two years, the United States Army has made a lot of mistakes, but letting you in this office was the biggest mistake of all.
- Julie Lowndes: I don't feel that way at all. Why, you've taken a load off my mind. There is nothing wrong in what I'm doing.