- Office Boy: [opens the door of the darkroom] Hello, hello! What's going on here, I wouldn't be surprised...
- Mike Delaney: What do you want, Horrible?
- Office Boy: You are hereby summoned to the royal execution chamber, pdq.
- Mike Delaney: OK.
- Office Boy: Oooh, Old Waffle-Face is really mad at you, Delaney. I wouldn't like to be in your shoes, I really wouldn't.
- Mike Delaney: Look, do me a favour. Why don't you run upstairs - see how far you can lean out of the window, huh?
- Office Boy: [sarcastically] Ha-ha-ha.
- Detective Inspector Cleary: Well, Mr. Delany, been playing policemen, I hear.
- Mike Delaney: Yeah, what have you been playing, Scrabble?